footsoldier Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if einstein and his team created the atomic bomb for germany insted of the US. what if there were no orgasms..sounds dumb..but think about it.. these are two of the best what ifs one could come up with.....add some ideas and questions..or let this thread die..i dont care i only started this because i was bored, but the real worlds on now...die rying fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 einstein? dont ya mean oppenheimer? or are you saying not only what if the bomb went to germany but if einstein did it instead...either way...no orgasms would suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if there were no 12oz forum for threads like this??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 yo thats as deep as the questions get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if there was no internet? would there be more originality in graff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if, the phrase what if had no meaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 i thought einstein was jewish so how would that happen? no orgasms= sex for reproduction only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by podrido no orgasms= sex for reproduction only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if wolverine remained feral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if people had toungues sticking out of the back of thier necks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if fritos tasted good??? damn they taste like shit:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if I die from that sketchy sandwich I just made? How long does mayo stay good in the fridge? (the mayo says best if purchaced before MAY 08/01) Do you think there's a bandit out poisoning sliced turkey? (I bought the pack right before the store closed, when I got home I noticed the seal was broken... but I was really hungry and I'd already commited to the mayo...) The lettuce was fresh, I don't think that nuclear cheese stuff can ever go bad and the bread wasn't moldy so... on a purely average ingredient freshness basis it's 3-2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 What if the final episode of Seinfeld was actually funny, like all the other episodes? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 damn Smart...just throwing caution in to the wind like that??? man, i dont know about eating no mayo with best used date of over 13 months ago. hmmmm..maybe theres small pox in your turkey. ok, im prolly not helping. what if elephant drank bombay and bombed subway lines in a drunken rampage. what if i a had a devils tail growing out of my lower back with a dick at the end of it so i could fuck two girls at once. what if you fall. what if you catch a case. what if you drink to much. bleah...what if i suck at what ifs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 2, 2002 Author Share Posted October 2, 2002 haha this thread has gone exactly where i hoped it would...the real world was a bummer tonight though...brynn and triselle are mad hot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH what if i a had a devils tail growing out of my lower back with a dick at the end of it so i could fuck two girls at once. man, you don't need all that, just two simple words... wait... maybe 4... NO two! two words: "bisexual girlfriend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 i heard einstein worked on the philadelphia experiment. anybody ever read the montauk project? that one made me ask...truth or fiction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 ahh, Smart my freind...wise words, however the purpose of the devils tail with the dick on the end would be so i could experience simultanious penetration with two women at the same time. and of course a bisexual woman or 3 or 4 would help.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if we all had lives and there was no one on 12oz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Brown Recluse Spiders...Think about that What if you got bitten by a brown recluse and it turned into this: http://www.acponline.org/graphics/bioterro/canthrax/brown_spider2.jpg'> or this: http://www.bulkmsm.com/images/other/recluse.gif'> or this: http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/ent/notes/Urban/images/br-bite.JPG'> or this: http://www.chsys.org/safetyzone/brown_recluse_spider_bite.jpg.jpg'> maybe this: http://www.med-help.net/SpiderBite.jpg'> brown recluse spider, ladies and gents: http://www.dfwpest.com/Bite1.jpg'> I hear the bites actually smell bad (rotting skin) http://www.forestpests.org/publichealth/small/0001043.jpg'> yes, siree: http://www.acu-heal.com/brspider1.gif'> http://www.acu-heal.com/brspider2.gif'> This next one is by far no kind of BRS bite finale..but 3 -weeks w/ no treatment: http://www.dfwpest.com/Bite2.jpg'> This person will need surgey: http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/spiderbitegross.jpg'> Gnarly: http://www.aces.edu/pubs/anr/anr-1043/Images/anr-1043.2.GIF'> With any hope - this will make everybody think twice before hiding in the woodpile.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 that is fucking disguuusting. what if your foot fell asleep and never woke up . oh the madness. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 fuck brown recluses... i thought i got bit by one, and with good reason too... luckily, after about 24 hours my hand de-swelled and was no longer the size of my head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie i thought i got bit by one, and with good reason too... stay out the goddamn woodpile, boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 no, just stay outta goddamn texas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 what if mcdonalds was good for you? would it stop you eating it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 What if you saw this shirt at a yard sale: http://www.danheller.com/images/Cuba/People/McShit-big.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 riddle me this fatman what if there was no evil? what if cats and dogs really fell from the sky? what if i am somebody's dream? what if they were mine? what if i had everything that i ever wanted? what if i said there is a place where we can go and we dont have to die to get there? what if we were all dead and this is somebodies torture? what if i were to carry on with these "what if" questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 the first spider bite looks like a mouth, crying out , What if it was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 http://www.jimphillips.com/skate/orighand.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 youre gonna die honkey! Originally posted by Smart what if I die from that sketchy sandwich I just made? How long does mayo stay good in the fridge? (the mayo says best if purchaced before MAY 08/01) one of my roommates ate some mayo that had been chillin in the back of the fridge for something like 8 months, long story short he projectile vomited all over the place. Do you think there's a bandit out poisoning sliced turkey? (I bought the pack right before the store closed, when I got home I noticed the seal was broken... but I was really hungry and I'd already commited to the mayo...) hey if they can poison tylenol they can poison your turkey arsenic doesnt care what its on. The lettuce was fresh, I don't think that nuclear cheese stuff can ever go bad and the bread wasn't moldy so... on a purely average ingredient freshness basis it's 3-2... lettuce aint gonna save you now! youre already in too deep. if the cheese is that canned nonsense i think it has a shelflife of forever and that bread best be rye if you know whats good for you. so what if you dont die from said 'sketchy sandwich'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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