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what i would do if i were a jewfish.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Santa Claus, Aug 20, 2002.

  1. Santa Claus

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    what i would do if i were a jewfish.

    Discussion started by Santa Claus - Aug 20, 2002

    what i would do if i were jewish.

    i would open a coffee stand called
    JAVA NAGILA
     
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    would you sell fresh bagels?
     
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    I got circumcised at age 24, but still not kosher...
     
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    seriously?? did it hurt?? fuck that shit...

    hey, thats another thing you could sell at your coffeestand, circumcisions....
     
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    why? if you dont mind me asking...
     
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    well, it sounds like a bullshit story so I don't really share it, but...

    my first shot at buttsex and hers and we're like starry eyed sex crazed kids... so, no lube.. and then it did get kinda lubed and a car went by with headlights through the window and there was 'shit' all over her ass and my stomach, so we turned on the lights and the 'shit' was blood!!! suprise!!! you've got AIDs... well, neither of us had it, so that was cool... the rest sucked!!! I tore my.. uh.. little flapper and the doc told me that it would be irritated for a long time and might not heal right and stuff... so, I believed him and got cut... NOT A FUN EXPERIANCE IN ANY WAY!!!

    Turns out I probably coulda toughed it out and still been fine, he just sold me a line of goods and I bought it because I dunno about how dicks work... it seems the urine (OW! THE BURNING!) would actually have kept it sterile... anyway, I miss my turtleneck sweater...

    so, after all this 'more than you wanted to know' stuff.. I repeat

    LUBE! LUBE! LUBE!
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IM FUCKIN ROLLIN!!!
     
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    im never gonna look at smart the same way again
     
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    dude seriously, thats fuckin gnarly. That should be in that "Injuries" thread.
     
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    some of those jewish girls are just plain hot. dark hair and eyes. mmm mmm.

    about all i know about jews is what i learned on lambchop with these timeless words :


    "everyone - loves potato latkes"



    or some shit like that. anyone see that? i really need to take a class about religion or something.
     
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    :lol: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SO TRUE SO TRUE...

    that was funny as fuck..
     
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    man MANGGGGGGGGGG!!! dontchuknow?

    once you go jewish you dont go back? :rolleyes:

    sheeeeeeeeeesh
     
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    ok, let's not talk about my dick...

    the one in the middle is my fiance... my dirty fiance[​IMG]
     
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    give me the other two's numbers.....
     
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    here's a nice picture of her, but in her mind she's singing "My Vagina!' to the tune of 'My Sharona' by the Knack... sometimes she calls it her 'knack'
    [​IMG]
     
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