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what? her friends here?? where? right around the corner?oh shit!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by jah, Aug 15, 2002.

  1. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    so this girl comes over to get some school shit from my roommates girl last night. shes this russian chick with a fuckin bowl cut. a 1990 boy's motherfuckin bowl cut. they hyped her up to sound all hot but when i saw her she was mingin! me and my friend are in teh kitchen cooking dinner while his girl takes her into hs room to the shit.

    while she was in there i said, "shes not even hot." (in a low enough voice that she wouldnt be able to hear in the next room.

    and my friend says, "nah shes alright. its just her hairs hella fucked up."

    then i say (jokingly), "dont these russian bitches know its common courtesy over here to suck my balls when they come over to my pad?"


    so they come out of the room with their shit and the russian girl leaves. my roommates girlfriend goes, "her friend just stood their silently the whole time."

    me: "what? what friend? she brought a friend with her??"

    her: "yeah, she was standing right around the corner from the kitchen."

    me:"oh shit.....hahaha. fuck it."
     
  2. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
  3. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    no one asked you to. no one even asked you to reply...
     
  4. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    shit i'm not reading it either!
     
  5. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    hey, maybe everyone could come in here and let me know theyre not reading it. thatd be cool....
     
  6. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    haha.

    it is O K
     
  7. THEdude

    THEdude Guest

    I read it, I don't know why.....
    haha shit happens...

    but hey there's a lot of russian chicks into amateur porn and shit:D
     
  8. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    8 year olds dude.....
     
  9. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    dude you shoulda been all like "yo i wanna fuck dem russian bitches in da asssssss" and girl woulda been all "jah you goin get all up in dis ass o mine ?!?!?" "bet".. *wack* *plunder.. thrust. nyaaaahhhhhhh&* &@ splat [email protected]## gulp.. *unggg* "now get the fuck outta my house"

    i cant build there. :huh?:
     
  10. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    yeah dude, those exact thoughts ran through my brain. exact wording and everything....
     
  11. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    im just gonna bump things to get as many "jah's" up there as i can.
     
  12. KillYurSteel

    KillYurSteel Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2002 Messages: 448 Likes Received: 0
    nifty thrifty thats funny shit
     
  13. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    is it merely coincidence that 'jah' rhymes with 'blah' ??


    :king:
     
  14. Stapler

    Stapler Guest

    Thta is funny, and especially if they don`t know that it is not common courtesy to suck ball`s. You may just be lucky enough to get your balls in her mouth. Walk right up to her next time with your nut sack hanging out of your pants. HEY that coul be the thing to get rid of your annoying roommates girl. Walk around the house naked when she is there. And invite over as amny drunk friends as you can. Just annoy the fuck out of her.
     
  15. E-DubleSkilZ

    E-DubleSkilZ New Jack

    Joined: Jan 30, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    One time i fucked this Russian bitch like an hour after i met her. I didnt even know her name. Actually she kinda raped me and this kid ______
    kepped telling me to bang her.
     
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