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what? her friends here?? where? right around the corner?oh shit!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by jah, Aug 15, 2002.

  1. jah

    jah 12oz Elite Member

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    what? her friends here?? where? right around the corner?oh shit!

    Discussion started by jah - Aug 15, 2002

    so this girl comes over to get some school shit from my roommates girl last night. shes this russian chick with a fuckin bowl cut. a 1990 boy's motherfuckin bowl cut. they hyped her up to sound all hot but when i saw her she was mingin! me and my friend are in teh kitchen cooking dinner while his girl takes her into hs room to the shit.

    while she was in there i said, "shes not even hot." (in a low enough voice that she wouldnt be able to hear in the next room.

    and my friend says, "nah shes alright. its just her hairs hella fucked up."

    then i say (jokingly), "dont these russian bitches know its common courtesy over here to suck my balls when they come over to my pad?"


    so they come out of the room with their shit and the russian girl leaves. my roommates girlfriend goes, "her friend just stood their silently the whole time."

    me: "what? what friend? she brought a friend with her??"

    her: "yeah, she was standing right around the corner from the kitchen."

    me:"oh shit.....hahaha. fuck it."
     
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  2. serpent of the light

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    serpent of the light - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    i aint gonna read that shit
     
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  3. jah

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    jah - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    no one asked you to. no one even asked you to reply...
     
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    ArtvandaL - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    shit i'm not reading it either!
     
  5. jah

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    jah - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    hey, maybe everyone could come in here and let me know theyre not reading it. thatd be cool....
     
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  6. serpent of the light

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    serpent of the light - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    haha.

    it is O K
     
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  7. THEdude

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    THEdude - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    I read it, I don't know why.....
    haha shit happens...

    but hey there's a lot of russian chicks into amateur porn and shit:D
     
  8. jah

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    jah - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    8 year olds dude.....
     
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    avils - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    dude you shoulda been all like "yo i wanna fuck dem russian bitches in da asssssss" and girl woulda been all "jah you goin get all up in dis ass o mine ?!?!?" "bet".. *wack* *plunder.. thrust. nyaaaahhhhhhh&* &@ splat !@## gulp.. *unggg* "now get the fuck outta my house"

    i cant build there. :huh?:
     
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  10. jah

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    jah - Replied Aug 15, 2002

    yeah dude, those exact thoughts ran through my brain. exact wording and everything....
     
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    jah - Replied Aug 16, 2002

    im just gonna bump things to get as many "jah's" up there as i can.
     
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    KillYurSteel - Replied Aug 16, 2002

    nifty thrifty thats funny shit
     
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    avils - Replied Aug 16, 2002

    is it merely coincidence that 'jah' rhymes with 'blah' ??


    :king:
     
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    Stapler - Replied Aug 16, 2002

    Thta is funny, and especially if they don`t know that it is not common courtesy to suck ball`s. You may just be lucky enough to get your balls in her mouth. Walk right up to her next time with your nut sack hanging out of your pants. HEY that coul be the thing to get rid of your annoying roommates girl. Walk around the house naked when she is there. And invite over as amny drunk friends as you can. Just annoy the fuck out of her.
     
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    One time i fucked this Russian bitch like an hour after i met her. I didnt even know her name. Actually she kinda raped me and this kid ______
    kepped telling me to bang her.
     
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