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What goes up the butt?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GnomeToys, Sep 5, 2003.

  1. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    From: [email protected] (father of thurses 3)
    Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.sex.stories
    Subject: Date: Sat, 01 Jun 96

    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] (Pee Kitty) wrote:
    "John Blackmer ([email protected]) wrote:
    ": This week I was trying to take a shit in one of those outhouses that has
    ": only three walls, and I saw on of those prong-ear rabbits hopping by with
    ": thousands of worms coming out of it's butt, and they were twisting in a sort of
    ": propeller motion which lifted the rabbit rather high into the air with
    ": every hop. There was also an eagle flying low under the trees, and it was
    ": kind of distracted by looking at a mouse that it was about to swoop down
    ": on, so when the rabbit leapt its ears went up the eagle's butt and the
    ": prongs got caught. The eagle was very perturbed by this and started
    ": flapping and squawking around trying to stay airborne while the rabbit
    ": kicked and also tried to get free. All this ruckus startled a snake that
    ": was sleeping on the branch of a tree above, and it fell down and landed
    ": with its head up the butt of the rabbit, and the beak of the eagle up its
    ": little snake butt. This knocked the trio out of the air and they began
    ": squirming about on the ground like some obscene chimera. Now my friend
    ": Malekai was feeding the goats and saw this happening, and Malachi feels
    ": it is his sacred duty to piss on any odd natural phenomenon he comes
    ": upon. So he walked over to the chimera and started taking down his pants
    ": to take a pee. When his boyfriend Josh saw this, he thought Malachi was
    ": trying to get the chimera to suck his dick, and he got real jealous. He
    ": grabbed one of the goats by the legs, walked over to where Malachi was
    ": getting ready to pee, swung the goat at him, and impaled him up the butt
    ": with the goat's horns, knocking him on top of the chimera just as he was
    ": starting to pee. His head went through the hole created by the triplicate
    ": ouroboros and into the butt of a Burrow-owl who had just emerged feet
    ": first from its den, and his pee went all over them all including Josh.
    ": This made Josh real mad, and he started taking down his pants to make
    ": Malachi suck his dick as payment. There was a bunch of horny old men
    ": standing over by the fence, who had been watching Josh and Malachi's firm
    ": young muscular bodies as they fed the goats, and when they saw Josh take
    ": his pants down they lost all control. They started running over there
    ": lickety split and making catcalls and breathin' heavy, but they were so
    ": horny they weren't watching where they were going, and they tripped and
    ": fell over sticks and roots and rocks, and landed each with his dick, head
    ": arms and legs each up a different person's butt, all in a pile on top of
    ": Malachi and Josh and all the animals.
    "
    ": Then they just lay there confused, all groaning and twitching and looking like
    ": a giant machine made out of arms and legs and butts, and I just couldn't
    ": help myself. I started laughing and I couldn't stop. I laughed and
    ": laughed till I thought I would choke on my own tongue sitting there on
    ": the shitter. I laughed so hard I farted the biggest fart I ever laid. And
    ": I don't know exactly what happened, the fart must have caused a chain
    ": reaction with all the old moldering composty shit down there that hadn't
    ": been turned over in months, because it blew up.
    "
    ": The impact blew all the composted gas in the whole shitter up into my
    ": asshole, making me bloated like a sumo wrestler for a moment and my
    ": asshole wide as a cavern. It also knocked me clean off the seat and into
    ": the air, spun me around and landed me on top of the whole pile, ass
    ": cheeks so wide the whole thing went up my ass, with only the goat's legs
    ": sticking out.
    "
    ": Short mountain is many miles from any phone or hospital, and I wouldn't
    ": fit in the car anymore, so I had to walk the whole way to the hospital
    ": using the goat's legs like some modern version of a butt-centaur. It was
    ": the most traumatic, painful and embarassing experience of my whole life.
    "
    ": Yours sincerely,
    ": Daedalus Damocletian QPM
    "
     
  2. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    he he he..... you said butt...

    that wuz cool
     
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    i am sure it's a great story, but as soon as i read the worms coming out of the bunnies butt i felt sick and could no longer continue.
     
  4. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    I got up to the part about the
    bunny's prongs getting stuck in the eagles
    butt, and scrolled down to reply...

    WTF!?!?!?!?! :confused:


    why?!
     
  5. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    Re: *believe*


    I GOT TO THE PART ABOUT THE snake going up the bunnies butt then read about the guy with a goat and decided that was probably a good time to quit
     
  6. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    ok, so...someone read all of it and give us a summary.

    :idea:
     
  7. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2

    NOT IT!!
     
  8. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
  9. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    dont look at me!

    :nope:
     
  10. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    ok, i'll see how far i can get.
     
  11. xylene2020

    xylene2020 Guest

  12. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    ok, i read it up until the boy went to go piss on the 3some of animals and his boyfriend got jealous.. i decided if i read anything beyond that point i will start losing brain cells.
     
  13. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    I read the part. HAHAHAH HAR HMMM.. COUGH. NOT FUNNY....
     
  14. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    MMK I DID IT!




    the WHOOOOOLE THING! and....well.......um.....errrrr.....um.....aaaaaah......um....oooh....rrrrrrr....er.......nnnnnmmkkk..........eef......uuuh.....errrrrr......aaah.....yah




    lots a butts.....and the best part is here so just read this.

    The impact blew all the composted gas in the whole shitter up into my
    ": asshole, making me bloated like a sumo wrestler for a moment and my
    ": asshole wide as a cavern. It also knocked me clean off the seat and into
    ": the air, spun me around and landed me on top of the whole pile, ass
    ": cheeks so wide the whole thing went up my ass, with only the goat's legs
    ": sticking out.
    "
    ": Short mountain is many miles from any phone or hospital, and I wouldn't
    ": fit in the car anymore, so I had to walk the whole way to the hospital
    ": using the goat's legs like some modern version of a butt-centaur. It was
    ": the most traumatic, painful and embarassing experience of my whole life.
    "



    and thats about it......errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
  15. BAMBOOZLED

    BAMBOOZLED Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 294 Likes Received: 0
    Ok I made it to 'cheeks so wide the whole thing went up my ass' on Cramps's post. Anybody get further?
     
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