GnomeToys Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 From: loki@gvn.net (father of thurses 3) Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.sex.stories Subject: Date: Sat, 01 Jun 96 In article <pkittyDryvBv.FnB@netcom.com>, pkitty@netcom.com (Pee Kitty) wrote: "John Blackmer (blackmer@course1.harvard.edu) wrote: ": This week I was trying to take a shit in one of those outhouses that has ": only three walls, and I saw on of those prong-ear rabbits hopping by with ": thousands of worms coming out of it's butt, and they were twisting in a sort of ": propeller motion which lifted the rabbit rather high into the air with ": every hop. There was also an eagle flying low under the trees, and it was ": kind of distracted by looking at a mouse that it was about to swoop down ": on, so when the rabbit leapt its ears went up the eagle's butt and the ": prongs got caught. The eagle was very perturbed by this and started ": flapping and squawking around trying to stay airborne while the rabbit ": kicked and also tried to get free. All this ruckus startled a snake that ": was sleeping on the branch of a tree above, and it fell down and landed ": with its head up the butt of the rabbit, and the beak of the eagle up its ": little snake butt. This knocked the trio out of the air and they began ": squirming about on the ground like some obscene chimera. Now my friend ": Malekai was feeding the goats and saw this happening, and Malachi feels ": it is his sacred duty to piss on any odd natural phenomenon he comes ": upon. So he walked over to the chimera and started taking down his pants ": to take a pee. When his boyfriend Josh saw this, he thought Malachi was ": trying to get the chimera to suck his dick, and he got real jealous. He ": grabbed one of the goats by the legs, walked over to where Malachi was ": getting ready to pee, swung the goat at him, and impaled him up the butt ": with the goat's horns, knocking him on top of the chimera just as he was ": starting to pee. His head went through the hole created by the triplicate ": ouroboros and into the butt of a Burrow-owl who had just emerged feet ": first from its den, and his pee went all over them all including Josh. ": This made Josh real mad, and he started taking down his pants to make ": Malachi suck his dick as payment. There was a bunch of horny old men ": standing over by the fence, who had been watching Josh and Malachi's firm ": young muscular bodies as they fed the goats, and when they saw Josh take ": his pants down they lost all control. They started running over there ": lickety split and making catcalls and breathin' heavy, but they were so ": horny they weren't watching where they were going, and they tripped and ": fell over sticks and roots and rocks, and landed each with his dick, head ": arms and legs each up a different person's butt, all in a pile on top of ": Malachi and Josh and all the animals. " ": Then they just lay there confused, all groaning and twitching and looking like ": a giant machine made out of arms and legs and butts, and I just couldn't ": help myself. I started laughing and I couldn't stop. I laughed and ": laughed till I thought I would choke on my own tongue sitting there on ": the shitter. I laughed so hard I farted the biggest fart I ever laid. And ": I don't know exactly what happened, the fart must have caused a chain ": reaction with all the old moldering composty shit down there that hadn't ": been turned over in months, because it blew up. " ": The impact blew all the composted gas in the whole shitter up into my ": asshole, making me bloated like a sumo wrestler for a moment and my ": asshole wide as a cavern. It also knocked me clean off the seat and into ": the air, spun me around and landed me on top of the whole pile, ass ": cheeks so wide the whole thing went up my ass, with only the goat's legs ": sticking out. " ": Short mountain is many miles from any phone or hospital, and I wouldn't ": fit in the car anymore, so I had to walk the whole way to the hospital ": using the goat's legs like some modern version of a butt-centaur. It was ": the most traumatic, painful and embarassing experience of my whole life. " ": Yours sincerely, ": Daedalus Damocletian QPM " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 he he he..... you said butt... that wuz cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 i am sure it's a great story, but as soon as i read the worms coming out of the bunnies butt i felt sick and could no longer continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 *believe* Originally posted by iloveboxcars i am sure it's a great story, but as soon as i read the worms coming out of the bunnies butt i felt sick and could no longer continue. I got up to the part about the bunny's prongs getting stuck in the eagles butt, and scrolled down to reply... WTF!?!?!?!?! :confused: why?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Re: *believe* Originally posted by WebsterUno I got up to the part about the bunny's prongs getting stuck in the eagles butt, and scrolled down to reply... WTF!?!?!?!?! :confused: why?! I GOT TO THE PART ABOUT THE snake going up the bunnies butt then read about the guy with a goat and decided that was probably a good time to quit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 ok, so...someone read all of it and give us a summary. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno ok, so...someone read all of it and give us a summary. :idea: NOT IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 not it ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 *believe* dont look at me! :nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 ok, i'll see how far i can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xylene2020 Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 im puzzled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 ok, i read it up until the boy went to go piss on the 3some of animals and his boyfriend got jealous.. i decided if i read anything beyond that point i will start losing brain cells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 I read the part. HAHAHAH HAR HMMM.. COUGH. NOT FUNNY.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 MMK I DID IT! the WHOOOOOLE THING! and....well.......um.....errrrr.....um.....aaaaaah......um....oooh....rrrrrrr....er.......nnnnnmmkkk..........eef......uuuh.....errrrrr......aaah.....yah lots a butts.....and the best part is here so just read this. The impact blew all the composted gas in the whole shitter up into my ": asshole, making me bloated like a sumo wrestler for a moment and my ": asshole wide as a cavern. It also knocked me clean off the seat and into ": the air, spun me around and landed me on top of the whole pile, ass ": cheeks so wide the whole thing went up my ass, with only the goat's legs ": sticking out. " ": Short mountain is many miles from any phone or hospital, and I wouldn't ": fit in the car anymore, so I had to walk the whole way to the hospital ": using the goat's legs like some modern version of a butt-centaur. It was ": the most traumatic, painful and embarassing experience of my whole life. " and thats about it......errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMBOOZLED Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Ok I made it to 'cheeks so wide the whole thing went up my ass' on Cramps's post. Anybody get further? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 http://codshit.com/fascism-small.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by metallix http://codshit.com/fascism-small.jpg'> stop posting the same shit over and over again. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 HaHa! I was waiting for that! I have tons of new content for you (and everyone else...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzirra Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by metallix HaHa! I was waiting for that! I have tons of new content for you (and everyone else...) Awesome!! Quit bullshittin around and do the damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigOatser Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 you thought ahead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 you sir get a cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 brain cells were lost on this one. freakin pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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