lameassnigga Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 So I got all wasted this weekend, nothing different although Sunday night after my headache went away I had this fucked up dream: Iam sitting in this log cabin with a couple of family members, and there is an old stove at the corner of the cabin, and it's cooking something. All of a sudden this burning baby (fetus looking) jumps out of the stove and is screaming "Hot, Hot, Hot". I freak out and start screaming in horror. My uncle fuckn jumps up and grabs the burning baby and puts it back in the stove. It's starts screaming and crying, so my uncle pulls out a saw and saws off the babies head. Blood squirts all over the place. Confused all of sudden I have this feeling that we are going to eat the cooked baby. I then forced myself to wake up and couldn't fall asleep all night. Don't know what the fuck this nightmare means but I can't stop thinking about it all morning? :shook: :yuck: :yuck: :skull: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 It means you should LAY OFF THE DRUGS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 ketamine is no longer viable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 I ate a tuna salad sandwich too close to bedtime last night and had crazy dreams where vampires were uing tracking devices hidden in cigarettes to find me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 means you a lame ass nigga.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outcastedrebel Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Sounds like u need Jesus nigga... Um...I believe there something unresolved from your childhood, that has u heated and you haven't let go...like, maybe you felt u were alone or ostracized from your family...maybe your familty does certain things you don't approve of...but I definitely think that you got some issues with your family... Either that or your 6 years old and been watching too many scary movies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 i had two weird dreams lately: 1. i dreamt i was slowly walking down the street with a semi-automatic gun that shot syringes. i was shooting a few syringes into everyone i saw... little kids, old people, everyone. they were full of this drug that made people go crazy for a little while, but revealed to them the meaning of life once the craziness wore off. 2. i got into a firefight with some guys resembling the Combine from Half-life 2 (video game)... we won, so i went to bed for the night. the next morning on the way to work, i relized that my shins had been almost entirely detached from the rest of my legs. try to picture wearing shinguards (for soccer) that were only attached at the ankle, and that's how my shins looked... just flaps of bone hanging off. it was pretty gross, but it didn't hurt at all. needless to say, i was very thankful to have my shins intact when i woke up. your dream is crazier though. good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR«@Mar 14 2005, 06:41 PM means you a lame ass nigga.. Quoted post Already knew bitch! Damn just eat a subway and threw it up, got damn I hate subway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 It means you are a strong intelligent woman that faces conflict and hard choises. When in these conflicts arise in your life you often find yourself distant and child-like yet yearning to relate those closest to you. In the next couple weeks you'll need some advise and those closest to you aren't going tell you what you want to hear. After that you'll most likely bitch and moan like all women do when shit don't fling their way. JK your lucky numbers are: 8, 6, 17,2,16 and 12 Unless you were drinking malt liquor in which, it means nothing and I'm surprised you remember that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcappycap Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 i think you need a hug and/or a mentor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 My girl had a dream that one of her best friends had been shot at a party ... she was freaking out and telling everyone to call 911 ... no one responded to calling and when she went up to them...they kept on saying"Oh he's already dead just call the police, its no rush if we cant save him" that upsetting her further. She woke up puzzled..... That friend had plans to come out and visit us for a week, she pondered if he was going have problems getting to us. (This being days before 9/11... he flew out on the 2nd or 3rd day flights started again!!!!) In the end... she got fired from her job within 2 days ... but the kicker is that she spent the week he was here not worried about it and got a new job the following Monday. So her view was that dream was telling her to relax for the week her friend was in town then start stressing on the job search!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 i take it, your uncle don't like jews, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by Herbivore@Mar 14 2005, 06:55 PM i had two weird dreams lately: 1. i dreamt i was slowly walking down the street with a semi-automatic gun that shot syringes. i was shooting a few syringes into everyone i saw... little kids, old people, everyone. they were full of this drug that made people go crazy for a little while, but revealed to them the meaning of life once the craziness wore off. Quoted post you obv. want to be god.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 i had a dream where i beat up these dudes for some reason, and then they came back at me later with these bb gun rifles, and shot me up in the face a bunch of times, so i had bb's lodged in my face, and i could pop some of em out but some were just stuck below the skin. and then i met a scientist and he made me a bomb and i blew the dudes up. oh, and i think it was the same dream. but i was hooking up with this chick, and she kept giving me head, but then disappearing mid-bj.. what a nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 I had a dream where some nazis were in my house. And for some reason, nobody told them to leave. So people were hiding in the basement in this pit of shit thing. God it was strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Mar 14 2005, 06:01 PM It means you should LAY OFF THE DRUGS. Quoted post I had a dream me, my ex and another hot girl were in a shower having a threesome. Nothing wrong there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 I had a fucking weird one where my mate (gayboy to you sneak) was sleeping in my room (in a dif bed before the comments) and we woke up at the same time. We were both just in our boxers, not much, but it seemed really significant in my dream. Anyhoo, we go to my window and see a mushroom cloud and this huge nuclear explosion heading towards us. I run out my room and shout "mum,dad, i love you" and go back into my room. Me and gayboy stand their making our crew sign with our hands as the explosion rushes towards us and then the dream ended. Weird shit scared me. This tells me any of these; 1) I like gayboy too much and should stop seeing him before I kiss him. 2)I like my crew too much (repping it as the last thing i do before i die seemed a bit weird). 3) I don't know. My mates mum does dream translation as part of her job, and apparently big explosions in dreams are VERY meaningful, does anyone know what it means? (i've discounted the idea that i want to kiss said friend, but i dunno) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 i dont even know where to begin cam.... but you have a crew sign???????????? hahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 your dream sounds delicious. edit: mmm, broiled fetus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by CamAlmighty@Mar 14 2005, 06:18 PM I had a fucking weird one where my mate (gayboy to you sneak) was sleeping in my room (in a dif bed before the comments) and we woke up at the same time. We were both just in our boxers, not much, but it seemed really significant in my dream. Anyhoo, we go to my window and see a mushroom cloud and this huge nuclear explosion heading towards us. I run out my room and shout "mum,dad, i love you" and go back into my room. Me and gayboy stand their making our crew sign with our hands as the explosion rushes towards us and then the dream ended. Weird shit scared me. This tells me any of these; 1) I like gayboy too much and should stop seeing him before I kiss him. 2)I like my crew too much (repping it as the last thing i do before i die seemed a bit weird). 3) I don't know. My mates mum does dream translation as part of her job, and apparently big explosions in dreams are VERY meaningful, does anyone know what it means? (i've discounted the idea that i want to kiss said friend, but i dunno) Quoted post damn im laughin hard at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon+Mar 14 2005, 11:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Seldoon - Mar 14 2005, 11:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>damn im laughin hard at this. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-sneak@Mar 14 2005, 10:37 PM you have a crew sign???????????? hahaha.. Quoted post I'll be here all week folks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 I had a dream where this old neighbor I had (the dream was a long time ago) was going to cut our grass, and as he started everyone was like "no, no!". And then there was like an explosion. The guys dead now, but he wasn't killed by a lawnmower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Originally posted by CamAlmighty@Mar 14 2005, 05:18 PM My mates mum does dream translation as part of her job, and apparently big explosions in dreams are VERY meaningful, does anyone know what it means? Quoted post so, she translates dreams, and told you that explosions are VERY meaningful, but she didn't tell you what they mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Mar 14 2005, 10:50 PM your dream sounds delicious. edit: mmm, broiled fetus Quoted post This is funny since yesterday I met up with my brother for dinner, at the end of the dinner I told him about the dream and he ended up turning green. I also told the dream to another friend, he then said your lucky you wake up before you started to eat the baby. That shit got to me gave me the chills!!!! Who can control there dream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Originally posted by lameassnigga@Mar 14 2005, 07:55 PM So I got all wasted this weekend, nothing different although Sunday night after my headache went away I had this fucked up dream: Iam sitting in this log cabin with a couple of family members, and there is an old stove at the corner of the cabin, and it's cooking something. All of a sudden this burning baby (fetus looking) jumps out of the stove and is screaming "Hot, Hot, Hot". I freak out and start screaming in horror. My uncle fuckn jumps up and grabs the burning baby and puts it back in the stove. It's starts screaming and crying, so my uncle pulls out a saw and saws off the babies head. Blood squirts all over the place. Confused all of sudden I have this feeling that we are going to eat the cooked baby. Quoted post sorry, but I cant stop laughing at your dream... :lol2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcappycap Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 still fealing the therapy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 orange juice or chinese food an hour before i go to sleep gives me the CRAZIEST lucid dreams ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 If you ever try to quit smoking with the patch put one on before you go to bed. You will wake up thinking you've gone insain due to what your dreams consist of. You won't even want to share with others, because they are so fucked. Like getting erections from insects and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Originally posted by Herbivore@Mar 15 2005, 04:14 PM so, she translates dreams, and told you that explosions are VERY meaningful, but she didn't tell you what they mean? Quoted post That would be worrying, but no, my friend told me that he just remembered they were something pretty important. I asked him to check with her, hopefully nothing to drastic or specific eg; "EXPLOSIONS; Preminition of death from swallowing a pencil sharpener. Stuck to gayboy's cock." As long as it's anything but that i'll be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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