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what would you most like to recieve from your parents, friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives etc. or whoever it is that you recieve gifts from?

 

-i would like to get a nice slr camera, i wont though, that will be bought by me for myself. i will probably get socks from my parents or something...

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Yo never underestimate the power of a clean pair of socks. One year for x-mas i asked for socks from everyone in my family. It was the greatest xmas ever. Last year i didnt get shit from anybody. Not even a card. So I bought myself an xbox and wrapped it up. Then put a note on it that said:

 

From: Matt

To: Matt

Love: Matt

 

best xmas ever. Me and my boy got skully and played games all damn day.

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that's sad. if i didnt at least get a card from someone in my family i'd go on a killing rampage..

 

 

i'd really like a body kit and rims for my car, but i'd never ask for that shit..too expensive. Christmas doesnt equal greed.

 

i'll probably ask for some cozy old navy fleece clothes and a few other small things.

 

:)

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dear santa,

 

i was paticularly troublesome this year, so ill revise the list.

 

i want,

the charges dropped.

lots of rustoleum.

and a car.

 

if you feel like throwing in a freak supermodel and some viagra(not that i need it but shit motherfucker, if you can take a pill that will let you have 20 orgasms in 24 hours wouldnt you?)

 

oh, but i forgot....i was bad this year.

 

so please help my exwife.

and help alure through her single mother hood.

and help all the people under siege in iraq and palestine.

help all the convicts locked into a living hell in our countrys prison system.

help those that try to help themselfes the most but society still takes advantage.

 

ok.....

i dont belive in you anyway santa...so ima just go get my own paint and some new dickies and a fat sack and say fuckit.

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I make a Xmas list for my fam every year so they know what to get me and don't have to guess...mostly gift certificates tho...

*Vegetarian cookbooks

*Betty Crocker cookbook

*Spice Rack

*Recipe book

*these boots from the Delia's catalog

*watch from chico's catalog (its a silver cuff in the shape of a lizard)

*Ulta gift certificate

*Target gc

*Reckless Records gc

*Barnes and Noble gc

*Spa gc (get a body wrap, massage, ya know...)

*Victorias Secret gc

 

I know I asked for more gc's but i can't remember which ones...can't wait to see what my boyfriend gets me.

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Whoa, jades coming out of the woodwork...

 

I just want cash to drink with, everything I want to get is expensive and using my current reserves for drinking is putting a dent on that. I need:

 

-a home office desk setup

-Titanium G4 Laptop, 15"

-new TV

-big speakers

-a box of Carlos Toraño Reserva Selecta Robustos

-a fucking iPod

-a new bed

-a few pairs of shoes

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Guest BROWNer

slow down time and i'm good.

aside:

a few software books would help.

a new minidisc or portable recording/play device.

a digital camera(would help huge).

some new shoes.

somebody to pay my mounting loans and debt off.

a forest on a lake with no people around.

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