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What do you say when...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sneak, Apr 23, 2003.

  1. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ....when you recieve a phone call which goes like this:

    sneak: hello?
    girl: hi, is that dj.....?
    s: erm...yeh. whose this?
    g: i saw you dj at that gig at bar.... in.... a while back
    s: oh....erm...cool.
    g: well <insert name of mutual friend of both parties> said you were fit and i wanna know if you want to fuck?
    s: what?
    g: <friend> said you were cool and fit, so im asking if your up for a shag.
    s: erm (at this point i go into a shop)...."10 bnh please and a pack of rizla"
    g: what, you talking to me?
    s: no.
    g: so are you up for this or not?
    s: (shocked) erm...i dont even know you. who are you?
    g: you wanna do this or not? where are you? im in ......
    s: im near my yard
    g: shall i come meet you and we'll find a bush somewhere..

    >click< sneak hangs up.

    so what the fuck do you say to someone youve never even met who says they wanna sleep with you. i dont care how many ppl here on good ol 12oz would have gone and met her, but there was no way i was going to even think about fucking some girl i didnt even know. like, personally a name is a great start...

    just sharing experiences...
     
  2. oldenglish

    oldenglish Banned

    Joined: Apr 3, 2003 Messages: 1,308 Likes Received: 0
    if they want to fuck and they are cute.......

    use a condom if you dont know em.
     
  3. Anti-Flag

    Anti-Flag New Jack

    Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Messages: 90 Likes Received: 0
  4. sneak

    sneak Guest

    one thing....i didnt know what she looked like. wasnt really up for taking the risk to see if she was cute or not.
    anyway, i aint no hoe! you gotsa buy me at least a drink 1st
     
  5. oldenglish

    oldenglish Banned

    Joined: Apr 3, 2003 Messages: 1,308 Likes Received: 0
    stop being a pussy call her back and hit it.

    getting called on the celly for sex without trying is a blessing...


    dont sleep.
     
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ^^what you dont seem to get is that im not the type of person to just go fuck this bird because she called me and asked. fuck that
     
  7. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    its too late mandog...you lost out.
     
  8. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Ask if you can bring a friend. Can someone lend me a £1 for the bus?
     
  9. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ^^haha...i thought it was 70p?
     
  10. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    tell youll meet her somewhere, then bust a recon mission to determine the quality of the goods
     
  11. Ken Barlow

    Ken Barlow Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2003 Messages: 321 Likes Received: 0
    You should have at least gone and met her. If she was ugly then just tell her so, who cares, you don't know her.

    I wish that kind of shit would happen to me. English girls give new meaning to the word "slutty".....

    By the by I'll probably phone you this weekend ;)
     
  12. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    hahaha

    sounds like a slut or someone pulling a prank. whichever, i would have talked dirty and asked her if she would eat my shit and shit.
     
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    Thats a pretty amazing phone conversation.
     
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    dude, i believe you are messed up in the head. i have determined this due to the shit eating part.
     
  15. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    now isn't makros up early today.
     
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