Guest willy.wonka Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 im about 4'2" 394 lbs straight black hair with golden tips birthmark on myface a cluster of pimples behind my ear both of them i have mud on the back of my neck thats apart of my skin now.. when i swet it turns into a greyish color and softens people call me "HOTASS" my favorite pair of pants are a doo doo green color and its the only pair that really fits me i would grow a beard, but im stuck with patches i have some tits and my butt is tight and small. i have buckteef with both of my K-9's missing and my wisdome are comin out snaggle tooh style and a mole on my eyelid that keeps me from opening my eye all the way. on my back the scars still show from when i used to scratch during my chickenpox my dick goes out to about a half inch and my balls are very big.very very big. im beautiful :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 i'm an old man with rickety bones from years as a professional in the world of "extreme masturbation" (check out next year's x-games. it took a while, but the world is catching up). i dress in armani suits (custom made), have my hair slicked back, and my hitler moustache is coming through nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 i wear a belly shirt that says "project chick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 i have a scar under my right eye where my face got ripped off by a dog.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 hmm.. im any other italian.. just with a crooked nose...been broken way too many times... hockey..eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duffman Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 kettie cat that aint funny... that shit hurts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I'm really hairy. I mean REALLY hairy. Kinda like teen wolf, only I don't play basketball and I'm not in high school, but definitely hairy. I'm also around 7 1/2 feet tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 asian 6' 8" rocking the mullet i have braces i shave my nipples umm...i also have a minor case of acne on my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 4'7, 135lb, severe burn victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug.jpg'> aaarrrrggghhhhh my eyessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I am 6' tall and have size 5 feet, so i trip a lot i also have a chick mustache and a uni-brow that i bleach but u can see it when u get up close i have short dyed green hair that sometimes is orange depending on my mood. my friends always say i am "large and in charge" i have a fondness for doc martin creepers and pink flowered shirts. i think that this obnoxious pattern will help disguise the fact i only have one boob. (i had to have a masectomy) but i'm eagerly anticipating my prosthetic replacement so i can be a true woman again. i think i am beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by duffman kettie cat that aint funny... that shit hurts.... I'm not joking...it seriously happened....its a lil scar b/c I have a good plastic surgeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug.jpg'> I seriously wanted to buy the giraffe one. You lucky bastard. Have I ever told you how much you rock? You're insane.. halloween was meant for you. Fuck it, life was meant for you. You're crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jello Biafra Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I don't like these threads... with the exception of Mamerro's awesome picture. I like the mystery of not knowing what a person looks like. I'd rather have a mental picture of what I think you're like, which is probably better than the real you anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I'm white like most of you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Like a combination of lou diamond philps, corey fieldman and the dude from blue's clues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by duffman kettie cat that aint funny... that shit hurts.... trust me i know that. my cousins dog ate the left side of my face. and it was a week and a half before my first communion to make it worse. but i never got any scars left from it. anyways i'm 6 feet tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 im cute, but ugly at the same time, not too short not too tall, and when i wear shorts my unit hangs out the bottom making for interesting conversation with the ladies naimean?...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 i look real bad today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by YinzerXpress im cute, but ugly at the same time, not too short not too tall, and when i wear shorts my unit hangs out the bottom making for interesting conversation with the ladies naimean?...... by your unit are you refering to your vibrator? you dildo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 no not that one, the other one i onyl wear when i dress up right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I Pretty much just look like a hobo, minus the 'hobo smile'. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 http://nawtythings.com/halloween/him1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 people say that I kinda look like a cross between the fool from MAD magazine and Mike D. from the Beastie Boys........whatever.I am hungover right now....and my head hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug.jpg'> That's the funniest picture.... I laugh every time I see it... which was about 4 times in this thread just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I look like a THUG and don't you know it bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest old_woman Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I'm a motherfuckin sexy ass nigga model , yall can go fuckin lie , I aint shittin none of yall niggaz nor the bitches niggaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/2628/17701'> bruce springsteen :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by VAITOMANOCU i look real bad today i look real bad everyday :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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