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Originally posted by Zack Morris

at my last job I would mack it to the 13 year old girls that would walk by my store then I would convince them to get thier mom to buy them $100 worth of clothing.

 

where did you work?

 

 

at quiznos... me make revolting combinations of food and make each other eat it, tell each other to do the dishes and throw food.

 

we also make 25 cent bets on how late the manager is going to come in.

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back at the old job at the gas station, i used to have competitions of who could steal the most food, besides the fact that i was the supervisor i just pretty much walked up to what ever i wanted and ate it. or just took whatever i felt like off the shelf. we also used to have donair fights, you just put one person behind the cashiers ounter and one person behind the food racks and proceed to throw donairs at eachother.

also, late night mullet spotting was great. getting high in a steamed up car wash is always fun. trying to upload games on to my computer, deleting my retarded bosses emails, but my fave had to be taking out the tape in the camera and putting in a snowboarding movie and watching it on the security tv was my favourite.

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Guest euthana5ia

i work at a pharmacy...and no i cant get any drugs, i do the register...i eat lots of candy, pop, steal money, masturbate in the basement pretedning to be filling the pop machines, draw, steal cameras, conduct extremely well planned and executed jobs in which a friend comes in gets a whole bunch of expensive stuff and i pretend to ring it up but really not...oh and i get free film developing too for all my graff pics.

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draw

sleep

kill animals

play the dot game

dream about painting trains

and wack off-----

-------when i get free time--come spring i'll be way 2 buzy 2 think about doing anything...............40hrs now spring 56plus hrs!!!!!

:mad: :crazy: :rolleyes: :o

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-weld random pieces of metal together

-drink

-steal candy from the neighbors store

-ride the company bike around the parking lot

-smoke

-sleep in the office

-prank call people

-talk to the gangstas that come in

-take customers rides out for spins

-write on the bathroom walls

-read magazines

-setup boobie traps for my fellow employees to get hurt by

all of this is condoned by the boss as long as we get our work done

:king:

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- download porn

- download music

- download movies

- download tv shows (south park, futurama, simpsons etc)

- take way too many smoke breaks

- mess with the senior technician's head

- have disciplinary meetings with me boss

- watch the trains drive past

- yell at customers

- fuck customer's computers up more than they already were

- look for other jobs

- chat to my wife

 

 

 

and when i'm REALLY bored, i do some ACTUAL work

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