-Rage- Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 If a slogan was a condom, which would you use? Nike: Just do it. Toyota: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi: You got the right one, baby. Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. Secret: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford: The best never rest. Chevy: Like a rock. Dial: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto: Cause hey... you never know. Avis: Trying harder than ever. KFC: Finger-Licking Good. Lays: Betcha can't have just one. Campbells Soup: Mmm, mmm good. General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T: "Reach out and touch someone." Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ? Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!" Chevron: Use them? People do. Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! The Sears Latex: One coat is good for the entire winter. Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are. Maxwell House Coffee: Good to the last drop! Hanes (ladies): Just my size! Wide Leg Jeans: It's wide open! The Dominos Pizza: Hot! Wow! Now! Flintstone: It's rockhard, but it gets the job done. Diet Coke: Just for the taste of it. 7up: It's an up thing. Exxon: Rely on the tiger. Nissan: Enjoy the ride. Easy-Off Kitchen: It does all the work, so you hardly have to work at all. Extra: Lasts longer, and longer, and longer Wrigley's: Pure chewing satisfaction Volkswagon: Drivers Wanted. Downy: Come on in Duracell: Can't top the copper top Breyers: Taste, not technology Glade Fresh Scents: Plug it in, Plug it in Sprite: Obey your thirst Toyota: I love what you do for me Cryspex: Crispy to the end Kellogg's Mini Wheats: Bite and smile Starburst: The juice is loose :lol: Kraft: When the juice starts flowing, Kraft gets your noodle going! Coca Cola: Just for the feel of it! Taco Bell: Want some? Mazda: It just feels right! Burger King: Have it your way. Extra: Extra flavour, Extra fun. Velveta Cheese: It's the creamiest Die Hard battery: Whats under your hood? Snickers: Packed with peanuts and really satisfies Sears: Come see the softer side JCPenney: I love your style Dockers: Nice pants Secret Sheer Dry: Strong enough for a man but made for a woman USA: Up all night NAPA Auto Parts: We keep America's engine's running Preperahation H: Stops itch and further irritation Red Lobster: Our crabs don't pinch Maxwell Cappicunnio: The magic without the machine TheraFlu: Instant compfort and relief you can count on Panteen Pro-v: So health looking, it shines! McCain Rising Crust Pizza: Rise up! Rise up! JC Penny: Doing it right! Sprint Canada: Dime a minute! Snapple:Made from the best stuff on earth! Gatorade: Is it in you? Submitted by: Fred and John (frl@canada.com) Surge: Feed the Rush! Beef: It's what's for dinner! Pork: The other white meat. Milk: I'll do your body good! Speed Stick: Anything less would be uncivilized. Speed Stick: It does the job without the flaky white stuff. Moutain Dew: It's smooth and goes down easy too. Moutain Dew: You'll discover what's inside quenches like no other Ball Park Franks: They plump when you cook'em. Navy: Full Speed Ahead! Marines: The few, the proud. Twix: Two for me, none for you. Allstate: You're in good hands. EA Sports: If it's in the game, it's in the game. N64: You in? N64: Get in or get out. Pepsi One: Taste the difference. Altoids: The strongest in a metal box. Toyota: For everyday people. UPS: Garunteed Overnight. Herbal Essence: A totally organic experience. American Express: Don't leave home without it. NFL: Feel the power. MLB: It's unbelievable. WCW: Where the big boys play. The Food Network: It's not hard when you know how to do it. :D Domino's Delivery: We'll come in 30 minutes, or its free. Playboy TV: Turn us on. NFL: Break through the defence Welches: Just too good to gulp! Mac Tools: It Gets the Job done. Coca Cola: Enjoy! Milk: Are you getting enough? Telstra: Making it easy for you British Airways: 24 hours/day - 7 days/week - Both ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Beans Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 BASF we dont make your condems , we make them better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 double mint. cuz they always have hot chicks in their commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 hahahaaahahaaaahahahahahaahhahaaahaaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVAGIRL Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 gee i like them all but the flintstones vitamins.... ten million strong.....and growing.......get sick. hahahehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 The new york lotto cause its funny "cause hey you never know" and cause my add kick in while trying to read the rest of the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffitiSUX Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 i never use condoms, so i could care less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 Originally posted by graffitiSUX i never use condoms, so i could care less heh come to canada.. i think we are in like the lowest percent of people who use condomes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballpark Frank Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 Whatabout Cornuts: "bust a nut" anybody remember that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted November 7, 2001 Share Posted November 7, 2001 <-- The alkaline power that keeps going and going and going ... Energizer, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted November 7, 2001 Author Share Posted November 7, 2001 Originally posted by Ballpark Frank Cornuts: "bust a nut" HAHAHAHA :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 hahah sears latex... one coat is good for the whole winter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 secret. strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 Starburst: The juice is loose Well that one sure isn't appealing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THE LAW Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 RAP SNACKS "Can you rap and snack at the same time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remy Martin Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 Rustoleom would be me...... Superior Coverage and Lasting Beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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