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What condoms would you use?...joke...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -Rage-, Nov 6, 2001.

  1. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    What condoms would you use?...joke...

    Discussion started by -Rage- - Nov 6, 2001

    If a slogan was a condom, which would you use?

    Nike: Just do it.
    Toyota: Oh what a feeling.
    Diet Pepsi: You got the right one, baby.
    Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.
    Mentos: The freshmaker.
    Flintstones Vitamins Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
    Secret: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
    Macintosh: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
    Ford: The best never rest.
    Chevy: Like a rock.
    Dial: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
    New York Lotto: Cause hey... you never know.
    Avis: Trying harder than ever.
    KFC: Finger-Licking Good.
    Lays: Betcha can't have just one.
    Campbells Soup: Mmm, mmm good.
    General Electric: We bring good things to life!
    AT&T: "Reach out and touch someone."
    Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
    Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?
    Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
    M&M: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
    Chevron: Use them? People do.
    Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
    Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
    The Sears Latex: One coat is good for the entire winter.
    Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.
    Maxwell House Coffee: Good to the last drop!
    Hanes (ladies): Just my size!
    Wide Leg Jeans: It's wide open!
    The Dominos Pizza: Hot! Wow! Now!
    Flintstone: It's rockhard, but it gets the job done.
    Diet Coke: Just for the taste of it.
    7up: It's an up thing.
    Exxon: Rely on the tiger.
    Nissan: Enjoy the ride.
    Easy-Off Kitchen: It does all the work, so you hardly have to work at all.
    Extra: Lasts longer, and longer, and longer
    Wrigley's: Pure chewing satisfaction
    Volkswagon: Drivers Wanted.
    Downy: Come on in
    Duracell: Can't top the copper top
    Breyers: Taste, not technology
    Glade Fresh Scents: Plug it in, Plug it in
    Sprite: Obey your thirst
    Toyota: I love what you do for me
    Cryspex: Crispy to the end
    Kellogg's Mini Wheats: Bite and smile
    Starburst: The juice is loose
    :lol: Kraft: When the juice starts flowing, Kraft gets your noodle going!
    Coca Cola: Just for the feel of it!
    Taco Bell: Want some?
    Mazda: It just feels right!
    Burger King: Have it your way.
    Extra: Extra flavour, Extra fun.
    Velveta Cheese: It's the creamiest
    Die Hard battery: Whats under your hood?
    Snickers: Packed with peanuts and really satisfies
    Sears: Come see the softer side
    JCPenney: I love your style
    Dockers: Nice pants
    Secret Sheer Dry: Strong enough for a man but made for a woman
    USA: Up all night
    NAPA Auto Parts: We keep America's engine's running
    Preperahation H: Stops itch and further irritation
    Red Lobster: Our crabs don't pinch
    Maxwell Cappicunnio: The magic without the machine
    TheraFlu: Instant compfort and relief you can count on
    Panteen Pro-v: So health looking, it shines!
    McCain Rising Crust Pizza: Rise up! Rise up!
    JC Penny: Doing it right!
    Sprint Canada: Dime a minute!
    Snapple:Made from the best stuff on earth!
    Gatorade: Is it in you?
    Submitted by: Fred and John (frl@canada.com)
    Surge: Feed the Rush!
    Beef: It's what's for dinner!
    Pork: The other white meat.
    Milk: I'll do your body good!
    Speed Stick: Anything less would be uncivilized.
    Speed Stick: It does the job without the flaky white stuff.
    Moutain Dew: It's smooth and goes down easy too.
    Moutain Dew: You'll discover what's inside quenches like no other
    Ball Park Franks: They plump when you cook'em.
    Navy: Full Speed Ahead!
    Marines: The few, the proud.
    Twix: Two for me, none for you.
    Allstate: You're in good hands.
    EA Sports: If it's in the game, it's in the game.
    N64: You in?
    N64: Get in or get out.
    Pepsi One: Taste the difference.
    Altoids: The strongest in a metal box.
    Toyota: For everyday people.
    UPS: Garunteed Overnight.
    Herbal Essence: A totally organic experience.
    American Express: Don't leave home without it.
    NFL: Feel the power.
    MLB: It's unbelievable.
    WCW: Where the big boys play.
    The Food Network: It's not hard when you know how to do it.
    :D Domino's Delivery: We'll come in 30 minutes, or its free.
    Playboy TV: Turn us on.
    NFL: Break through the defence
    Welches: Just too good to gulp!
    Mac Tools: It Gets the Job done.
    Coca Cola: Enjoy!
    Milk: Are you getting enough?
    Telstra: Making it easy for you
    British Airways: 24 hours/day - 7 days/week - Both ways
     
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  2. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    HAHA!
     
  3. Doctor Beans

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    Doctor Beans - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    BASF we dont make your condems , we make them better
     
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    SPLINTER - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    double mint. cuz they always have hot chicks in their commercials.
     
  5. tue skinny

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    tue skinny - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    hahahaaahahaaaahahahahahaahhahaaahaaah
     
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    NOVAGIRL - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    gee i like them all but the flintstones vitamins....

    ten million strong.....and growing.......get sick. hahahehe
     
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    When - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    The new york lotto cause its funny "cause hey you never know" and cause my add kick in while trying to read the rest of the list
     
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    graffitiSUX - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    i never use condoms, so i could care less
     
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    wakassOATH - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    heh come to canada.. i think we are in like the lowest percent of people who use condomes
     
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    Ballpark Frank - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    Whatabout
    Cornuts: "bust a nut" anybody remember that one.
     
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    alkaline - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    <-- The alkaline power that keeps going and going and going ...

    Energizer, baby!
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    HAHAHAHA :lol:
     
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    Ammo - Replied Nov 12, 2001

    hahah sears latex... one coat is good for the whole winter
     
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    tow up from tha flow up ! - Replied Nov 12, 2001

    secret. strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
     
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    Starburst: The juice is loose

    Well that one sure isn't appealing!
     
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