CACashRefund Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 ok one of my buddies on myspace posted a bulletin asking people if they thought his hand was broken: I told him to go see a doctor. Whats up with people doin this stuff, i know theres some threads like this on 12oz where people ask for medical advice. But seeing that picture of a fuckedup hand brought it home. Comments? Stories to share? /FeriaRefundo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 how the fuck could someone look at their hand, see that, and not go directly to the hospital? Any idea what the story behind it is? that shit looks bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 He just needs to stick a needle in it and drain some fluid. Tell him to stop being such a punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 looks like there's an alien incubating in it, your friend needs someone with a little more expertise than your average doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 im gonna side with yuck on this one. and people post shit like that to look tough, hes like "look how fucked up i hurt my shit but i still havent gone to the doc cuz im bad ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 perhaps lack of medical insurance? ER visits can be costly and financially damaging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 fuck that, if my shit is broken i would hit up the ER and tell them to fuck off when the bill comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Better than losing a hand though. But for real, his shit just needs some ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 ask jeeves nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 boogie hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Jan 21 2006, 06:22 PM He just needs to stick a needle in it and drain some fluid. Tell him to stop being such a punk. Quoted post BUT HURRY AND FILM IT, FOR THE NET OF COURSE. ON A SIDE NOTE, THIS WOULD BE THE "BI-POLAR" SMILIE. :smile-mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodtimes105 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 ouch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 this reminds me of the time that i broke my hand clear across the middle. i didn't go to the doctor cause i didn't have any insurance. i didn't go for like a month.... and it was twice as bad as that... then one day my boy is like "maybe you should get that checked out, you don't want to wind up with a monkey claw or some shit"... lol so i wised up and went and gave them all the wrong information so i don't get the bills.... luckily my bones miraculously set themselves properly and didn't need to be rebroke so they stabilized it and wrapped that shit up in an ace bandage and sent me home. getting a bone rebroke is worse than the initial break. i found that out the next time i broke my hand. well my right hand. my left hand has been broke plenty of other times. anyways -This message has been brought to you by the I Was Young And Dumb Once Too foundation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 "I WANT TO EAT THAT FUCKING HAND DUDE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 tell him his "stay in" nights are not cutting it. and for him to get a real girl, and stop jerking it w/ Palmela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Currently I have a small lump between on my knuckle between my 3rd and 4th fingers. I thought it was from punching my brother but I went in because it was growing and they gave me an ultra sound, which revealed I have some 'foreign body' in my hand. its 1 cm long and 1mm wide. its getting cut out soon, i'd be surprised if it wasn't glass from a beer bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 i ask 12oz for med advice when i know its not something life threatening and when im unsure about an injury but im sure its not something too bad that is fucking bad. holy fuck its so swollen...hmmm i WONDER if anythings up...HMMMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Old Folks Are Funny Too I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, without underwear or a bra. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!" And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 haha classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Get a homie to take a steril syringe and put it in the lump, and suck out the shit inside of it with the syringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 then inject that back into an unsuspecting victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Naah not a sterile one. That story was udd wack. But mildly amusing/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla@Jan 21 2006, 09:34 PM fuck that, if my shit is broken i would hit up the ER and tell them to fuck off when the bill comes. Quoted post No, no no... You ever owed money to a hospital? These people get CRAZY. Without a doubt they have their own SS, fully capable of coming to your house and fucking your shit up.. I owed them 3500 once for stitching my finger back on, and you would not believe the shit I went through with them in just one month... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 the new title sucks boo urns to the creativity of its editor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 With swelling like that I'd almost garuntee that he's got at least a boxers fracture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 people seek sympathy from online social lifestyles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKbmx836 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Originally posted by shameless self promotion+Jan 22 2006, 11:00 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shameless self promotion - Jan 22 2006, 11:00 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dobsilla@Jan 21 2006, 09:34 PM fuck that, if my shit is broken i would hit up the ER and tell them to fuck off when the bill comes. Quoted post No, no no... You ever owed money to a hospital? These people get CRAZY. Without a doubt they have their own SS, fully capable of coming to your house and fucking your shit up.. I owed them 3500 once for stitching my finger back on, and you would not believe the shit I went through with them in just one month... Quoted post [/b] They do get on some crazy shit, luckly for me I was able to work out a paymeny plan for my knee surgery where I pay $110 of it a month and they stay off my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 wow, you know some real winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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