Prae1Boston Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 :burn: :haha: friday night, drunk skating doing handrails and all of a sudden...WHAM! got up and walked away, and havent left my house since. scrotum is the size of a grapefruit and all black and blue. walking like i just got outta jail...... OUCH! :haha: :haha: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 yesterday at the grocry store i was getting some tomatoes, ripped the bag off the roll a little too fast and hit myself in the soft spot. this little old asain lady just looked at me and shook her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 go to the fucking doctor. why would you post this on 12oz before going to the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Dang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 because the swelling usually goes down in a few days and it isnt necessary to see a doctor in most 'whack my sack' cases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 if your balls are the size of grapefruits and they are black and blue. you go to the doctor. what the fuck, why would you not go to the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Yeah people always go to 12oz for medical shit; are they crazy? Go to the doctor, dawg, you could have done serious damage that you are ignoring. If you like being able to have sex and shit, go to the doctor, maybe youre not into that kinda stuff though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 In elementary school one of my friends was trying to see if he could climb to the top of the flagpole out front of the school. He ended up sliding down it, caught his scrotum on the hooks where the rope is wrapped around, and tore it open through his pants. Fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun_Assassin Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 true story, there was a kid that lived near me who giot kicked in his junk, he went to the doctor and the doctor said he was ok. but then his nut swelled up and had to be amputated. he got a shitload of money cause the doc fucked up. take that story as you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 one of my friends that rides(bmx) caught his sack on his handle bars and ripped it open. he had to get 13 stitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prae1Boston Posted April 3, 2005 Author Share Posted April 3, 2005 dad's a doctor, fool. he was trippin about it too, but everything is in tact. just thought i'd brighten up your day with my own misfortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by source@Apr 3 2005, 04:22 PM one of my friends that rides(bmx) caught his sack on his handle bars and ripped it open. he had to get 13 stitches. Quoted post ive done something similar to this but it caught my yoach right behind my sack and tore that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 i had coke dick last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 i had coke dick last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by dr.testical@Apr 3 2005, 05:06 PM i had coke dick last night Quoted post wow, your name is so fitting for the topic yet THAT's the advice you offer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 So I got shot in the head yesterday. My older brother and I were trying some Jackass type stunt, and the gun went off accidentally. I mean, I can still think sorta good, eat and sleep, but this wierd clear goo is leaking out of the hole, along with a big spray of blood right when it happened. I also lost sight in one of my eyes and half of my head is all swollen. I'm pretty sure my skull is partially crushed, but that'll heal, right? Do you think I should go to the doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 haha, that sucks, so you had to show your junk to your dad? dang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveyoursister Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Fugazi@Apr 4 2005, 07:05 AM In elementary school one of my friends was trying to see if he could climb to the top of the flagpole out front of the school. He ended up sliding down it, caught his scrotum on the hooks where the rope is wrapped around, and tore it open through his pants. Fantastic! Quoted post Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Old Growth@Apr 3 2005, 05:59 PM So I got shot in the head yesterday. My older brother and I were trying some Jackass type stunt, and the gun went off accidentally. I mean, I can still think sorta good, eat and sleep, but this wierd clear goo is leaking out of the hole, along with a big spray of blood right when it happened. I also lost sight in one of my eyes and half of my head is all swollen. I'm pretty sure my skull is partially crushed, but that'll heal, right? Do you think I should go to the doctor? Quoted post Hell no, you're fine. Just to make sure everythings okay, you should probably skate down a handrail and crack your nuts on it. Make sure they turn black and blue and are approximately the size of grapefruits soon after. Then report back to 12oz telling us about it. Thanks, I'll be waiting patiently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 MY nuts are just fine but i am having another sort of problem. When i wake up in the mornings on my right hand, my ring and pinky finger are locked down. When i stretch them, they kinda pop back into place or something. Eventually all the kinks work out after about 15 minutes and they work fine for the rest of the day. Some one told me that i am not drinking enough water and need more salt in my diet. Id like to hear everyone elses take on things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 sounds like you need to poke a hole in each side, to let the pressure escape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 good luck havin kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 my teacher once told me a story of his friend hitting himself in the balls with the follow through of a tennis serve. on of his testicles hemoraged and he had to get surgery. it survived, but id invest in a check up if i were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Tupac only had one testical. And he did/does/is doing big things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 pics ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 uhh, no thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hermdog Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Another 2 minutes of my life gone..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Yea.. I got a story like that.. but I'm not gonna tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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