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whacked my sack...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Prae1Boston, Apr 3, 2005.

  1. Prae1Boston

    Prae1Boston New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    :burn: :haha: friday night, drunk skating doing handrails and all of a sudden...WHAM!


    got up and walked away, and havent left my house since. scrotum is the size of a grapefruit and all black and blue. walking like i just got outta jail......

    OUCH! :haha: :haha: :yuck:
     
  2. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    yesterday at the grocry store i was getting some tomatoes, ripped the bag off the roll a little too fast and hit myself in the soft spot. this little old asain lady just looked at me and shook her head.
     
  3. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    go to the fucking doctor. why would you post this on 12oz before going to the doctor.
     
  4. CamAlmighty

    CamAlmighty Senior Member

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  5. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

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    because the swelling usually goes down in a few days and it isnt necessary to see a doctor in most 'whack my sack' cases
     
  6. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    if your balls are the size of grapefruits and they are black and blue. you go to the doctor. what the fuck, why would you not go to the doctor.
     
  7. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    Yeah people always go to 12oz for medical shit; are they crazy? Go to the doctor, dawg, you could have done serious damage that you are ignoring. If you like being able to have sex and shit, go to the doctor, maybe youre not into that kinda stuff though
     
  8. Fugazi

    Fugazi Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 17, 2001 Messages: 1,298 Likes Received: 1
    In elementary school one of my friends was trying to see if he could climb to the top of the flagpole out front of the school. He ended up sliding down it, caught his scrotum on the hooks where the rope is wrapped around, and tore it open through his pants. Fantastic!
     
  9. Shogun_Assassin

    Shogun_Assassin New Jack

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 71 Likes Received: 0
    true story, there was a kid that lived near me who giot kicked in his junk, he went to the doctor and the doctor said he was ok. but then his nut swelled up and had to be amputated. he got a shitload of money cause the doc fucked up. take that story as you will.
     
  10. source

    source Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2004 Messages: 167 Likes Received: 0
    one of my friends that rides(bmx) caught his sack on his handle bars and ripped it open. he had to get 13 stitches.
     
  11. Prae1Boston

    Prae1Boston New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    dad's a doctor, fool.

    he was trippin about it too, but everything is in tact.


    just thought i'd brighten up your day with my own misfortune.
     
  12. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

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    ive done something similar to this but it caught my yoach right behind my sack and tore that.
     
  13. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    i had coke dick last night
     
  14. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    i had coke dick last night
     
  15. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    wow, your name is so fitting for the topic yet THAT's the advice you offer?
     
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