Mainter Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 So last Saturday I unfortunately didn't break my official nine month span of abstinency, but did happen to recieve/give some fun oral sex. This post is about the latter. After going down on this girl and having her achieve orgasm she uttered the weirdest thing I've ever heard anybody say in bed (although I'm not a cassanova, or anything). She says (while panting) "Spank me, wrap me up, and throw me in the dryer". To which I naturally replied: "Huh?" I actually did spank her as she insisted that she "meant that part". Phew. Otherwise I'd of had to make a trip to Target for wrapping paper, and called a dryer repair person. Afterwards it kind of felt like than bed-scene in Fight Club between Tyler and Marla. So what is the weirdest thing that you have heard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "don't get the wrong idea" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "were cousins" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 "were cousins" hmmm i had that one only by marriage (it was pretty good) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "were cousins" have u met porkchop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 one girl called me 'Dad' without even realising it. That's what I get for sleeping with a 15 year old! ( I was 17 at the time ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIGS GO OINK OINK Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 So last Saturday I unfortunately didn't break my official nine month span of abstinency, but did happen to recieve/give some fun oral sex. This post is about the latter. After going down on this girl and having her achieve orgasm she uttered the weirdest thing I've ever heard anybody say in bed (although I'm not a cassanova, or anything). She says (while panting) "Spank me, wrap me up, and throw me in the dryer". To which I naturally replied: "Huh?" I actually did spank her as she insisted that she "meant that part". Phew. Otherwise I'd of had to make a trip to Target for wrapping paper, and called a dryer repair person. Afterwards it kind of felt like than bed-scene in Fight Club between Tyler and Marla. So what is the weirdest thing that you have heard? wow i cant beleive u ate a cooch.... i would never do that personally but then again she is ur wife RIGHT??? so u stuck wit it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 im gonna fuckin chop you up and store you in a box in the attic - yours truly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Don't mind him, he won't wake up. He's only 2 months old anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 wow i cant beleive u ate a cooch.... i would never do that personally but then again she is ur wife RIGHT??? so u stuck wit it... You are a fucking retard. Seriously serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Don't mind him' date=' he won't wake up. He's only 2 months old anyway.[/quote'] \gangsta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 'shit dads home' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 fuck me till my eyes pop. she is a freak . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 'use me and abuse me' she then fell asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 I once told a girl she didnt smell very good.and somehow I was still there until morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 i tod a girl i would sleep with her untill she shaved or trimed, that did last long. hairy yucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "lets watch porn and have sex" good. wierd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henstok Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 WILLY BOB! lmfao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "lets watch porn and have sex" good. wierd. That's not weird at all..you must be a prude.. The girl I kept on the side about a year ago liked me to smack her in the face while she gave me head, and not little soft slaps, either.. Like full-on, "5 fingers talking to the face" action.She was also weird, because she would come over sometimes, give dome for 2 hours straight, go to the bathroom to clean up, say "Thank you" and go home..Sounds like the perfect girl, but it made me feel a little slutty after a while.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 She said, "No, stop and don't" I said, "BIIIIIIITCHH"! :lol: :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "its seems you fuck alot harder and longer when I'm on my period...just don't lick it, alright" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 She said, "No, stop and don't" I said, "BIIIIIIITCHH"! :lol: :scrambled: Yeah, you fucked that up... it's "STOP, NO, and DON'T".... Now you owe me a dollar, I don't have time to be proof reading every post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "yes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "Penis's are fun." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Yeah, you fucked that up... it's "STOP, NO, and DON'T".... Now you owe me a dollar, I don't have time to be proof reading every post. if you are talking about the movie "how high" where red man is talking about the VP's daughter its... "that girl only know three words. stop, no and dont." "yeah but they always tell me, no dont stop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 This didn't happen to me personally but my roommate got this once: "Whenever a guy is on top of me like this, it reminds me of my dad... no don't stop, I didn't mean that in a bad way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 if you are talking about the movie "how high" where red man is talking about the VP's daughter its... "that girl only know three words. stop, no and dont." "yeah but they always tell me, no dont stop" he means from that redman song on whut the album, cant remember what its called. when i was reading that post the first time i thought he was sayin that while he was fuckin sum girl she was screamin stop no and dont. fuck...lol thort i was readin about some rapist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 want to use the plyers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 I had a girl start speaking french. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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