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Weirdest thing you've heard someone say in bed

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mainter, Apr 15, 2006.

  1. Mainter

    Mainter Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2003 Messages: 5,450 Likes Received: 1
    So last Saturday I unfortunately didn't break my official nine month span of abstinency, but did happen to recieve/give some fun oral sex. This post is about the latter. After going down on this girl and having her achieve orgasm she uttered the weirdest thing I've ever heard anybody say in bed (although I'm not a cassanova, or anything).

    She says (while panting) "Spank me, wrap me up, and throw me in the dryer".

    To which I naturally replied: "Huh?"

    I actually did spank her as she insisted that she "meant that part". Phew. Otherwise I'd of had to make a trip to Target for wrapping paper, and called a dryer repair person. Afterwards it kind of felt like than bed-scene in Fight Club between Tyler and Marla.

    So what is the weirdest thing that you have heard?
     
  2. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    "don't get the wrong idea"
     
  3. Skilla54

    Skilla54 Senior Member

    Joined: May 16, 2005 Messages: 2,230 Likes Received: 9
  4. Mainter

    Mainter Veteran Member

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    hmmm i had that one only by marriage (it was pretty good)
     
  5. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

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    have u met porkchop?
     
  6. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    one girl called me 'Dad' without even realising it.

    That's what I get for sleeping with a 15 year old!


    ( I was 17 at the time )
     
  7. PIGS GO OINK OINK

    PIGS GO OINK OINK New Jack

    Joined: Mar 28, 2006 Messages: 54 Likes Received: 0

    wow i cant beleive u ate a cooch.... i would never do that personally but then again she is ur wife RIGHT??? so u stuck wit it...
     
  8. pornbooth

    pornbooth Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 3,176 Likes Received: 288
    im gonna fuckin chop you up and store you in a box in the attic - yours truly
     
  9. Mainter

    Mainter Veteran Member

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  10. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Don't mind him, he won't wake up. He's only 2 months old anyway.
     
  11. Reuben Kinkaid

    Reuben Kinkaid Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 2,515 Likes Received: 84
    You are a fucking retard. Seriously serious.
     
  12. shitting

    shitting Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2003 Messages: 6,381 Likes Received: 84
    \gangsta
     
  13. skirmfirm

    skirmfirm Elite Member

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  14. soulkillers

    soulkillers Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2004 Messages: 2,462 Likes Received: 53
    fuck me till my eyes pop. she is a freak .
     
  15. skirmfirm

    skirmfirm Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2005 Messages: 2,812 Likes Received: 12
    'use me and abuse me'

    she then fell asleep.
     
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