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weird spam

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_b0b, Apr 30, 2003.

  1. imported_b0b

    imported_b0b Guest

    I work in IT Support/Network Admin. We got this sent to the IT helpdesk for the sender to be added to our spam filter. Thing is we have been laughing too hard to be able to do it!

    -----Original Message-----
    From: gideon lawal [mailto:[email protected]]
    Sent: 30 April 2003 12:31
    To: ************
    Subject: ugently

    Hi my name is Gideon Oluwaseyi Lawal 18 a male from Nigeria 5 feet-6inches tall, 40kg.
    The main reason why I'm mailing is that I want to apply to your firm for an actor in a porno flick films, I love to act a porno films and I will be of good script to the organization.
    I have a dick of the lenght size 6.9inches with the heaviness of 6kg, I want you to please get back to me as soon as possible, I want you to please consider my application and see to what I've said so far.


    All of which begs the question:

    When was the last time you weighed your dick?
  2. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Me and a girlfriend tried to weigh her titties once - she had some 34E great kazoonas, and curiosity got the better of us.
  3. ~i~hear~voices~

    ~i~hear~voices~ New Jack

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    my lady use to tell me my nuts weighed a pound when i was tea baggin her.......:smiles:

  4. mr_ekto

    mr_ekto New Jack

    Joined: Apr 27, 2003 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0

    Maybe you should offer him a job... His cock does weigh 6 kilos, after all!
    Could use him as a paperwieght at least.
  5. Ken Barlow

    Ken Barlow Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2003 Messages: 321 Likes Received: 0
    He is quite proportioned.....