Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at info@12ozprophet.com and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

Weird Sex Question...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Jan 7, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    So I go with my main bird on vacation to this little cabin that you can rent out in the woods. So we enjoy a lot of herbal refreshments, and head off to bed. So of course I'm smashing for a while and I have the the lights on. Bird says to me "Milton, turn the lights off." Now me, I'm a pretty mo'fucka and I've been assured that I look good naked, but I do it, cause I'm a nice guy. So she gets on top and I close my eyes, and then I open them and I look towards the door and I see something standing there like all black and shadowy. Needless to say I start freaking out running through the place naked looking for the dude standing in the doorway. So I have a few questions, first is it the combination of sex, dehydration and substances fucking with me? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a ghost, but who knows. And secondly, do you prefer lights off or lights on?
     
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    maybe the ghost wanted some anal?
     
  3. capitalstPIG

    capitalstPIG New Jack

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    i don't know what to say about the ghosts and goblins all up in your area.

    but i will say that i enjoy fucking "with the lights on," mostly as a function of the fact that i like fucking the most in the afternoon or morning.
     
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    the exact same thing happened to me once
     
  5. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    sounded like you were nervous.

    block the windows/door and stuff. common sense.
     
  6. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
     
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    lights on. i like to see titties bouncing
     
  8. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    yes, ill take some, please.
     
  9. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    yes...or when she looks at you when you are gettin dome
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 47
    Lights on or off, if you just think to yourself, "I've had hotter chicks than this...." then you'll always last alot longer sport. Mkthx.
    :lick:
     
  11. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 116
    I have to agree with this statement
     
  12. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    it's the girls choice. i stay out of it. lights on or off, no preferences
     
  13. S@T@N

    S@T@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    On. Nothing better than watching your own porn as it happens
     
  14. DREDZ

    DREDZ Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 1,934 Likes Received: 0
    ...cabin in the woods, dark, shadowy figure...this sounds familiar
    ...wait...
    http://www.darkhorizons.com/2002/ring/p-ring1.jpg'>
    ...in 7 days playboy.
     
  15. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    ^holy shit that was funny
     
Top