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Weird Sex Question...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Jan 7, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton 12oz Senior Member

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    Weird Sex Question...

    Discussion started by Milton - Jan 7, 2004

    So I go with my main bird on vacation to this little cabin that you can rent out in the woods. So we enjoy a lot of herbal refreshments, and head off to bed. So of course I'm smashing for a while and I have the the lights on. Bird says to me "Milton, turn the lights off." Now me, I'm a pretty mo'fucka and I've been assured that I look good naked, but I do it, cause I'm a nice guy. So she gets on top and I close my eyes, and then I open them and I look towards the door and I see something standing there like all black and shadowy. Needless to say I start freaking out running through the place naked looking for the dude standing in the doorway. So I have a few questions, first is it the combination of sex, dehydration and substances fucking with me? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a ghost, but who knows. And secondly, do you prefer lights off or lights on?
     
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  2. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    maybe the ghost wanted some anal?
     
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  3. capitalstPIG

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    capitalstPIG - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    i don't know what to say about the ghosts and goblins all up in your area.

    but i will say that i enjoy fucking "with the lights on," mostly as a function of the fact that i like fucking the most in the afternoon or morning.
     
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  4. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    the exact same thing happened to me once
     
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  5. ElectricitySucks

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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    sounded like you were nervous.

    block the windows/door and stuff. common sense.
     
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  6. TURBOCAPSLOK

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  7. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    lights on. i like to see titties bouncing
     
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  8. rental

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    rental - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    yes, ill take some, please.
     
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  9. Overtime

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    Overtime - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    yes...or when she looks at you when you are gettin dome
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    Lights on or off, if you just think to yourself, "I've had hotter chicks than this...." then you'll always last alot longer sport. Mkthx.
    :lick:
     
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  11. InnerCityRebel

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    InnerCityRebel - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    I have to agree with this statement
     
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  12. casekonly

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    it's the girls choice. i stay out of it. lights on or off, no preferences
     
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    S@T@N - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    On. Nothing better than watching your own porn as it happens
     
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    DREDZ - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    ...cabin in the woods, dark, shadowy figure...this sounds familiar
    ...wait...
    http://www.darkhorizons.com/2002/ring/p-ring1.jpg'>
    ...in 7 days playboy.
     
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    caL - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    ^holy shit that was funny
     
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