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weed story

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by El Jefe', Jun 23, 2001.

  1. El Jefe'

    El Jefe' New Jack

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 60 Likes Received: 0
    Ummm... i couldent really figure out what was goin on when it happened. it was my first time. I started ssayin shit and my friend corded it.had to post it. is this normal cause i was way wacked out. any advice for next time?

    these feild full of doorbells that were fucking ringing all this wind was flying around and this man he was like, he didnt know what was going on, he said the sun was very large, he walked into a roof and there was a lot of metal and stuff and there were piels of stick or stones, but they left him alone cause they ddint know if he was alive or in. The man, he knew what was going on. this was the smartest man tha ever lived, he could run faster then a cheata. He could jump into trees. but then he was running and he went into the tree again. Something wrong with the pool it may not be true but,i dont know what to think is was out of control, some man told me about womens rights then

    Like to eatt between midnight aand 1 pm so they can regenerate.
  2. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    i remember we all met up at my boys house..he was moving out and so the house was empty...we just got there and started to burn this fatter than the norm blunts...we heard knocking from the bedroom door..he opened the door and all the smoke rushed out the room into this persons face..All you could hear was"Oh my God..what are you doing?GET OUT!ALL OF YOU!oH MY GOODNESS.."IT WAS HIS MOM..the whole time there was this cloud over her face so she couldnt see..it was pretty funny...you really couldnt see her face..and smoke kept rushin her direction..everybody skipped out the window...what a strange night..
  3. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Hahaha el jefe...what can i say?
  4. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    my first time i didn't even feel it... i think your fulla shit el jefe...
  5. SaEkOnCe

    SaEkOnCe Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 596 Likes Received: 0
    if you wack out on weed...you should be smacked..and i didnt feel it until like the 4 or 5 time i smoked
  6. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...did you smoke weed laced with lsd? jesus jefe!...i remember my first tyme...smokin in central park, then gettin on the subway sayin' 'dam! i dint feel a thing!'...next thing i know, the floor is moving, voices get blurred, and everyone was lookin at me(ofcourse they really werent)! my friend askes if im feelin it...i look up from the floor of the subway...and he says jesus! put your fuckin head down dood, ya look fukced!...then we proceeded to just bounce around the city, laughin' and smokin all nite...HEART PALPATATIONS! (wait till those kick in jefe! just remember YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE!....ah first tymes...rOe
  7. El Jefe'

    El Jefe' New Jack

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 60 Likes Received: 0
    What the fuck? i felt it like no other. i think that you on the first time realize it because your so wacked you dont realize whats goin on.
  8. Inept

    Inept Member

    Joined: Apr 21, 2001 Messages: 377 Likes Received: 0
    You can't trip out by smoking LSD, you gotta take it orally.
  9. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2001 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 2
  10. phax

    phax Banned

    Joined: Nov 28, 2000 Messages: 4,683 Likes Received: 20
    hmm... i can remember the SECOND i got high for my first time... Me and 2 other kids were up in this kid's attic... and We'd been smoking the whole nigh... we had about 1/4 of an ounce of this shit that was fucking purple... good stuff. But i wasn't feeling anything... we were using a bowl for awhile and then i was just kinda buzzed and said "FUCKIT!" and started rolling a half assed joint... I take one hit... my eyes are flooded with tears... i thought it was from the smoke so i throw the joint down take a few steps back and WHAM! i feel something hit me in the back of the leg... apparently it was a beach ball that was on the floor but i just screamed out "Wholy shit i just walked into a pile of frying pans backwards!"... ah good times, too bad i've been sober since january.
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    Ah, I remember my first beer...

    2 Can Sam
  12. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    "...You can't trip out by smoking LSD, you gotta take it orally..."

    ...OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH...now i see why it didnt work! who are you timothy leary? no shit einstein, i was being facetious...i was droping acid when you squirtin' capri suns in the air and gigling on elmers school glue...tuff to decipher sarcasm i suppose...r
  13. hahahaha

    i remember capri suns... that some funny ish
  14. yel 2k

    yel 2k Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 21, 2000 Messages: 1,222 Likes Received: 0
    oh shit man first time i actually got high i thought i could fly i was running and jumping and shit it was crazy one time i smoked a bowl with my friend and the shit made it so none of us could walk we stole it from my friends dad it was like our second time and it was still the best looking bud ive seen to this day
  15. WISE

    WISE Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 526 Likes Received: 0
    I'm starting to get into gonzo journalism and all that good stuff, so recently whenever I get hi I try and write down whatever wacked out shit i'm thinknig or try and record our conversations on tape. This is the funniest stuff to read the next day, its like "damn, I was fucking out of it! Listen to this shit!"

    I was thinking of starting a website and putting up all of this crap on it so other stoners can laugh at us.

    anyone think this is a good idea?