MEROJUANA Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 THATS RIGHT YOU SOFT ASS BITCH NIGGAS!! MERO AKA SLIDIDIDAP YOUR FAVORITE WRITER!! IN THE BUILDING NIGGA!! GODDDD...DAAAAAMN!!!! <bgsound src="http://www.clipx.net/wavfiles/REDALERT.WAV" loop="20"></bgsound> <bgsound src="http://www.soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/ak47.wav" loop="3"></bgsound> YEAH NIGGA I NEED KAYSLAY TO INTRO ME ON THIS SHIT, THATS HOW HOT I AM. YO...I AM VERY BORED. I JUST FINISHED FINALIZING PLANS TO SMOKE WEED IN A HALLWAY. WHATS REALLY GOOD? HERE'S A TIP, GET THAT NEW DIPSET JOINT, SHIT IS FIRE. IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME DOWNLOAD "DIPSET SYMPHONY" I STILL NEED A JOB AND GOOSE YOU NEED TO HOLLA AT ME ABOUT THIS WEBSITE. THIS IS JUST ONE OF THOSE JOINTS I DO FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN IM BORED. FIGGIDEELME? I BEEN SPENDING MAD TIME UPTOWN LATELY AND NIGGAS OUT THERE SMOKE THE SKINNIEST BLUNTS I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THE SHITS LOOK LIKE VIRGINIA SLIMS B TRUE STORY. IM THINKING ABOUT MOVING OUT OF THE BRONX. SIKE!!! HELL NO NIGGA!!! THE DAY YOU HEAR ME SAY THAT IS THE DAY THAT JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PREGNANT WITH MY SEED AND WANTS TO MOVE ME INTO HER BEVERLY HILLS ESTATE. YO IM VERY BORED. WHATS GOOD WITH NIGGAS ACTING MAD MO NOW? LIKE THATS THE SHIT TO DO, ACT LIKE A MO. IF YOU MO, BE MO. BUT DONT FRONT LIKE YOU'RE A MO TO GET BITCHES. THAT SHIT IS CORNY. EVERYTIME I SEE A NIGGA WITH MAKEUP ON I TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK AND JUST START SMASHING MAILBOXES AND KILLING KIDS. NIGGAS DONT WANNA SEE ME KILL SOME KIDS...SPEAKING OF KIDS, HERE'S A JOKE. MICHAEL JACKSON IS ON A PLANE WITH 2 OF HIS NIGGAS, AND 3 LITTLE BOYS...THE PLANE IS ABOUT TO CRIDDASH BUT THERES ONLY 3 PARACHUTES...MIKE'S BOYS GRAB A CHUTE EACH AND TOSS THE LAST ONE TO JACKO...BEFORE THEY JUMP OUT MIKE SAYS "WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE BOYS?" TO WHICH HIS HOMEBOYS RESPOND, "MAN, FUCK THE LITTLE BOYS!" MIKE PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN AND SAYS "DO I HAVE ENOUGH TIME?" MIKE IS GUILTY, WHY HE FRONTIN? YO THAT ANDY MILONAKIS NIGGA IS FUNNY, BUT HE WOULDNT BE NOWHERE NEAR AS FUNNY IF JIMMY KIMMEL DIDNT PUT HIM ON...WHY DOESNT THAT FAGGOT ASS NIGGA KIMMEL PUT ME ON? I THINK IM FUNNIER THAN THAT FAT LITTLE GREEK PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK THAT NIGGA B, FOR REAL. HOW IS IT 7:30 AND I HAVENT EATEN SHIT ALL DAY? BUT I SMOKED A BUNCH OF CIGGARETTES AND AM FINALIZING PLANS TO SMOKE MY 3RD BLUNT...WHY? BECAUSE IM BROKE. I NEED TO MEET A SLAMMIN 40 SOMETHING YEAR OLD BROAD WHO WILL PUT ME UNDER HER WING AND LET ME ROCK FOR FREE. MY NIGGA T JUST PULLED A CHICK LIKE THAT AND SHE GAVE THIS NIGGA (TRUE STORY) 1500 DOLLARS IN CASH AND SAID "TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED" THIS WAS AFTER SHE GAVE THE NIGGA A BRAND NEW NEXTEL AND A PAIR OF JORDAN DUBZEROS...WHAT...THE...FUCK? EVERYTIME I MEET A GIRL THEY ALWAYS ASK ME TO GET A JOB AND SHIT. MAN I DONT WANT A MOTHERFUCKING JOB. NAH IM KIDDING, I DO WANT A JOB, BUT NOT ONE WHERE I WORK TOO HARD. SOME SHIT AT AN OFFICE WOULD BE WASSUP. I COULD JUST CHILL DRINK LATTES AND SMOKE BOGIES OUTSIDE ALL DAY. SOMEONE MAKE THAT HAPPEN. BLAH BLAH BLAH IM GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND THINK ABOUT WHY I SHOULDNT PUNCH NIGGAS IN THE FACE FOR LIVING. I WANNA GO TO HAWAII...HOLLA AT ME! IM SORRY TOMMOROW BABY! IF YOU CANT READ IT NIGGA, EAT IT NIGGA! "NAAAAAH" MEROOOOOOOO MORE NONSENSE MLB TEAM! TRK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I heard on the radio that the CIA is looking for liberal artists.... I suppose for our special analytical skills. Serious. No more running from the man... now you can be the man... haha.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 hahaha..which station is this?.. if it makes you feel any better Mero..my office job can seriously suck sometimes..I do get to sit for hours on end though..fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Jul 19 2005, 06:49 PM hahaha..which station is this?.. if it makes you feel any better Mero..my office job can seriously suck sometimes..I do get to sit for hours on end though..fun Quoted post NPR For really real real reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Man, no dis but this is getting more obvious each time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 What constitutes acting mo? I always thought when someone was a mo it just meant they were a moron. People act this way to get girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 ^^haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 i took 'mo' as being 'homo'...hahah your little girl is so cute, i could squeeze her to death... but she'd probably beat me up or something. you could be a...male escort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Ah, ok. Homo. It all makes sense now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 E-Mo You know mero hates emo with a passion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 y'know I think homo is the 'mo he was referencing..but emo works suprisingly well too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 19 2005, 11:25 PM I JUST FINISHED FINALIZING PLANS TO SMOKE WEED IN A HALLWAY. WHATS REALLY GOOD? ahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 homo light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Damn, kid must be high. I dont think Ive ever seen him write that much.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 19 2005, 06:25 PM [ I JUST FINISHED FINALIZING PLANS TO SMOKE WEED IN A HALLWAY. yo kid PM with what hallway and im there in five, for real. I need that love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 newyork mufuckas a trip. i gotta make it out there one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Mr. smack your favorite DJ did this its a memorial to his friend justo faison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 MERO WHEN THE FUCK YOU BRINGIN LASHANDA BACK TO BK? NIGGA I TOLD YOU YOU ONLY HAD HER FOR THE WEEKEND, ITS TUESDAY. IM SAYIN. GATS VAG SMOKE CAMELS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 With much practice, I should become Meros female sidekick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 POST a flcik and we'll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 19 2005, 05:25 PM IF YOU MO, BE MO. BUT DONT FRONT LIKE YOU'RE A MO TO GET BITCHES. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by Balki@Jul 19 2005, 08:14 PM Mr. smack your favorite DJ did this its a memorial to his friend justo faison Quoted post Kay Slay writes???!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Jul 20 2005, 05:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Jul 20 2005, 05:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Balki@Jul 19 2005, 08:14 PM Mr. smack your favorite DJ did this its a memorial to his friend justo faison Quoted post Kay Slay writes???!?!?!? Quoted post [/b] duuude! of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 i be tscittin here lookin at all the piethes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by test pattern+Jul 20 2005, 10:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (test pattern - Jul 20 2005, 10:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jul 20 2005, 05:11 AM <!--QuoteBegin-Balki@Jul 19 2005, 08:14 PM Mr. smack your favorite DJ did this its a memorial to his friend justo faison Quoted post Kay Slay writes???!?!?!? Quoted post duuude! of course Quoted post [/b] ....wasnt he in stylewars ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 yes, he was. dj kay slay = dez. for the millionth time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 aaaahahhahaaakidsthesedays!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by cloner@Jul 20 2005, 07:38 AM yes, he was. dj kay slay = dez. for the millionth time. Quoted post Someones sarcasm detector isnt on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Be a mailman.......good benefits...decent pay...plus you get to drop in on the honeys that stay home PS...You could get away with smokin' B's while deliverin the mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutonce Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 mero what dipset.. goonies pt. 2? or DI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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