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Avril and that Doof from Sun41 are getting married

 

  • SORRY, lads, it’s bad news – AVRIL
    LAVIGNE and rocker boyfriend DERYCK
    WHIBLEY are engaged.
     
    The grungey teen rocker said yes when
    tattooed SUM 41 singer Deryck got down
    on one knee and popped the question in
    California at the weekend.
     
    The couple are said to be blissfully happy
    and Canadian Avril has been showing off
    her sparkling ring to mates.
     
    A pal said: “Avril has had a grin on her face
    ever since. She’s really excited.
     
    “People tag her as this miserable teenager
    but she couldn’t be happier right now. She
    told her mum straight away and she has
    been totally buzzing.

 

 

ok... I say that they last no longer than NYE 2006.

 

I mean hell.... the guy is apparently cast in a movie with Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton.

You gonna stay faithfull with those as your options?

damn.

 

fuck the press, fuck the famous, fuck me for wasting a thread about it.

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[John Stewart]

 

When popular celbrity wedding analyst Curtis Wallace was asked how long he though this wedding would last he was quoted on saying:

 

"The length of the average wedding is about 45 minutes to an hour and a half.

 

The reception. A taaaad longer. *holds up fingers in measurement form*

[/John Stewart]

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paris is nasty as hell, dude has already banged her in the past plenty, carmen is happily married and is not going to trade dave for dude.

 

i like avril. she's cute...not 'hot', but cute. shes like a little sister, sort of. actually, no, she's like your boys little sister (that way its not as creepy when you get drunk and think about how you'd totally hit it).

 

who cares how long it will last. im more focused on where im going to move once kerry loses this fucking election. :(

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not that anyone cares:

 

Lavigne, Whibley engagement denied

 

LONDON (CP) -- Avril Lavigne and Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley are not engaged despite a report and photos in the London Sun.

 

The newspaper reported that Whibley, 24, got down on one knee while in California last weekend. It also ran a photo in which Lavigne appears to be showing a girlfriend a ring. "They haven't set a date yet but they want to walk up the aisle next year," a friend told the Sun.

 

But Whibley denies any plans to marry, according to a statement released by Sum 41's management.

 

"Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 is not engaged," it reads. "Deryck and his friends are constantly followed by paparazzi. The recent 'breaking news' that has been misconstrued around the world exemplifies the media's constant invasion of people's personal lives and reporting of unsubstantiated rumours and/or appearances.

 

"If there was a picture that captured Deryck kneeling, it was more likely him bending over to pick up the crack pipe that fell out of the paparazzi's pocket than him making a proposal -- looks like the joke's on them."

 

The band's manager, Greig Nori, went one step further. He told MuchMusic that Whibley pretended to propose to Lavigne in full view of paparazzi just to show how easily it is to mislead the tabloids.

 

Lavigne, who turns 20 on Sept. 27, started dating Whibley earlier this year. The couple recently bought a house together in Santa Monica, Calif. Lavigne is from Napanee, Ont., and Whibley comes from Ajax, Ont.

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