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Wanna bet how Long this wedding will last?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by <KEY3>, Sep 15, 2004.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    Avril and that Doof from Sun41 are getting married

    • SORRY, lads, it’s bad news – AVRIL
      LAVIGNE and rocker boyfriend DERYCK
      WHIBLEY are engaged.

      The grungey teen rocker said yes when
      tattooed SUM 41 singer Deryck got down
      on one knee and popped the question in
      California at the weekend.

      The couple are said to be blissfully happy
      and Canadian Avril has been showing off
      her sparkling ring to mates.

      A pal said: “Avril has had a grin on her face
      ever since. She’s really excited.

      “People tag her as this miserable teenager
      but she couldn’t be happier right now. She
      told her mum straight away and she has
      been totally buzzing.

    ok... I say that they last no longer than NYE 2006.

    I mean hell.... the guy is apparently cast in a movie with Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton.
    You gonna stay faithfull with those as your options?

    fuck the press, fuck the famous, fuck me for wasting a thread about it.
  2. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,024 Likes Received: 536
    i think shes hot. but the dood shes marring is a tard
  3. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    I wonder if she'll bleach her teeth for the wedding?
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    Sum 41 is alright in my book.
  5. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    That's like, the greatest Canadian wedding ever!
  6. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    [John Stewart]

    When popular celbrity wedding analyst Curtis Wallace was asked how long he though this wedding would last he was quoted on saying:

    "The length of the average wedding is about 45 minutes to an hour and a half.

    The reception. A taaaad longer. *holds up fingers in measurement form*
    [/John Stewart]
  7. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Messages: 7,133 Likes Received: 6
    give it 2 years or less
  8. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    what makes you think it will be an unusually long or short wedding?
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    please man... it's not like Joni Mitchel and Neil Young got hitched.
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Iiiiiiisn't it? Hmmmm? Think about it......
  11. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    lets not go there.

    That reminds me way too much of old pictures of my parents.
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i hope they commit suicide on the honeymoon. that'll be t0t4LL33 pUnK R0cc d00d!!! lollololzzzzzomgomg!!!
  13. perhap

    perhap Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2004 Messages: 390 Likes Received: 0
    what the fuck abc.... i was totally about to be like, they should have one of those honey moons where they kill eachother, for fun of course.

    fuck it, uhhh, a year.
  14. pixie

    pixie New Jack

    Joined: Sep 1, 2004 Messages: 55 Likes Received: 0
    no matter what it's gotta last longer than britneys
  15. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 2,521 Likes Received: 0
    ^think she'll slut it up afterwards too?