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wale interviews bitchroll... i mean payroll

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WALE!pd, Oct 26, 2002.

  1. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    wale: ok mr.payroll whats your story?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: can we narrow it down a little? that's a broad question.
    wale: lets cut the shit why do you dislike the NightOwls
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Well, that's easy...you guys are kind of stupid.
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: ...but everyone knows my stance on NO
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Let's move on
    wale: whats your reason for being on 12oz?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: To meet Dondi White...wait, nevermind.
    wale: ahhhhh shucks your out of the circle pal
    wale: moving on... how do you like the move? texas is she treatin ya good?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Yeah, folks are reeeeal nice at Dallas County Jail...i got two bolonga "sammiches" a day. Talk about livin' large!
    wale: sounds gangsta... so why are you such a fuckin gangsta man? i mean im intimidated just interviewing you i can only imagine what your enemies go through *cough*pussy*cough*
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: I'm not a gangster. I leave that to the 12oz. folks who insist on posting in ebonics...BLAM BLAM!! WESTSIIIIIIIIIDE!
    wale: haha yea how do you feel about them 12oz white net gangsters?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: I feel sorry for their white trash mothers, that's how.
    wale: agreed..... so have you ever pissed in a girls ass? if not would you like to?
    wale: i mean hell i think it would be a god damn laugh riot to just pee pee in a girls butt
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: No comment.
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Faggot.
    wale: this aint hard copy bitch answer
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: No. (answer to the original question)
    wale: *taps note card on desk like david letterman* been painting?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: I don't paint...all the beefers could tell you that.
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Hell, they told me that!
    wale: ahh yea them damn beefers hah gotta love em...
    wale: were you inspiried by any writers? are there any you kind of idolize?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Yes, in both respects
    wale: who?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: It depends on the kind of graff, really.
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Trains, walls, etc.
    wale: yea.. what do you think about that MBER character?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: He's up like horny young men, if you ask me (undertone immunity)
    wale: haha.... who do you think is the best writer around right now? i mean all around killin freights walls and bombing the streets
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: It depends on your area. Some of the freights rolling don't come my way.
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Streets never come to you, you go to them.
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Get it?
    wale: damn you and your vague answers.... tricky devil..
    wale: so if you could punch one 12ozer in the face who would it be
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Right now that award goes to MEROJUANA
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Hey you!
    wale: anything you wanna say to him?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Not really.
    wale: not even a fuck you?
    wale: we all know you like net beef let it rip
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: What the hell...FUCK YOU!!! Bitch drink-drinking mother fucker!
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: I do like a lot of the folks on here though.
    wale: haha bitch drinks.... whats your favorite alcoholic drink? beer and liqour
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: beer: Newcastle
    Liquor: Remy Martin or Glenlivet...can't decide.
    wale: whats your funniest drunk story
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: You know, that time I got drunk and fucket your sister and mother at the same time while you and Daddy WALE! were watching...ahhhh memories!
    wale: i have no sister... or parents... im a robot remember? i think your talking about the time i porked your sister and mom and made you and your pop watch as i pooped on their faces... but anyways moving on
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: hmmm...
    wale: do you like GG allin?
    wale: cause he could beat you up
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Emo kids are lame...to all you, slit your wrists already and stop singing about doing it! We're waiting....
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: yeah right...I'm PAYROLL
    wale: yea i hate them emo fucks crying all over their stupid sweaters and shit
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: i concur
    wale: ok payroll i have to take a piss.... any last words?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Waterfalls and running faucets...
    wale: ......*pees pants* i hope your happy... any last words to your audience at 12oz?
    PAYROLL PIMPISH: Stop making sniper threads...that will be all.

    NightOwls eat your fuckin mother bitches!
     
  2. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    fuck your firsts
     
  3. PAYROLL

    PAYROLL Guest

    Good Call.

     
  4. sneak

    sneak Guest

    haha, good one wale my man

    <---DPC---><---NO--->
     
  5. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    hey atleast payroll has good taste in beer
     
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    so? so do i........
     
  7. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    uh huh... sure you do
     
  8. sneak

    sneak Guest

    one word: STELLA
     
  9. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    one word which utterly destroys all other words pertaining to beer..... GUINNESS!!
     
  10. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    drinkings for pussies
     
  11. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    he doesnt like the nightowls. hes ok in my book.
     
  12. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    well thats because your a fag.
     
  13. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    .....werent you the one dressing up in a speedo looking particularly fruity-licious?

    geez....you kids and the canadians....its hard to tell whose worse.
     
  14. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    I agree.
     
  15. RAGSOE

    RAGSOE New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 1

    i hope this was meant as sarcasm and not blasphemy?
     
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