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waking up

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by inkjunkie34, Mar 20, 2002.

  1. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    so my girlfriend called the other morning and woke me up and said" good morning sunshine" and i responed "fucking bitch" and hung up, what is your most despised way of waking up

    ...dont get me started on my fucking alarm clock
  2. Dr. Drew

    Dr. Drew Guest

    i remember being woken up around 3:30 AM and my girlfriend at the time was totally sucking and playing with my dick. it was so amusing, like, she wasn't trying to please me, she was totally getting off on it for herself. that really turned me on. had to have been the my wake up experience ever.
  3. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    Basically, when everybody that's up just lets the phone ring off the fucking hook when I'm trying to sleep..
  4. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i couch-surf a lot... the worst is when people's room mates don't notice/care that yer on the floor and just ignore you, making lots of noise and shit...:mad:
  5. ODW

    ODW Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 462 Likes Received: 0
    or when they step on u. i was at my boys' and i was tryin to sleep and these kids he had over kept steppin on me. needless to say me and my boy were about ready to knock some candy ravers the fuck out.
  6. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    i love waking up...it reminds me im still alive every day..
  7. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    a friend calling me up at 4:15 a.m. goin

    them "iceberg wake up, wake up... you there bitch?"

    me "what the fuck?"

    them "yo get dressed we're goin to new york"

    me "who is?"

    them "me an you c'mon wake up"

    me "its 4 in the mornin"

    them "no shit genius"

    me "i got work"

    them "fuck it"

    me "no no no... i go to sleep, i got work"

    them "fuck it, got beers lets get drunk on our way down there" (someone in the background says nigga you aint got no beers)

    *puts phone down

    (i know bitch shut the fuck up, how else we gon get him to come, look dickface he's the only one who knows his way around)

    me "your drunk, im asleep" *click*
  8. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    oh oh, or the infamous 4:20 a.m. call

    "goooooooooood morning you fuckin bitch, its a lovely morning the time is 4:20 a.m. and we're smoking blunts in *******'s car with **** ***** ***** ***, where are you pussy? not here"
  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest


    I love waking up early to your own internal clock.
    It's no fun hearing the buzzzbuzzz of an alarm.
    (but then I dont start work untill noon...)
  10. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    yup, mines set at 11, an if you wake up naturally your so much less tired than if something had wokin you up at lets say, 10:50 for me