dead sentiment Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 The complaining thread. why don't i have a sugar daddy who pays my rent and gives me money, but lets me do whatever i want? why??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 why bush knock down them towers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 WHY IS JADAKISS AS HARD AS IT GETS? NAH BUT SERIOUSLY... WHY WONT YOU DRIVE ME TO VA? WHY CANT I GET A JOB DOING NOTHING? WHY AM I NOT AS SATISFIED AS I THOUGHT I WOULD BE AT FINALLY FINDING OUT WHO THIS JACK MCTOY FAG IS? (BECAUSE HE'S A TOY! THATS WHY! HAHA!) WHY CANT I JUST PUNCH NIGGAS WITHOUT CATCHING A CASE? WHYYYYYYY MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 want some cheese with that whine? :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: Why dont i have a hot girlfriend who smokes blunts with me and comes along bombing with me and has sex with me all the time? :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: ^^^ Gat's Dream girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Why do I get sick with these changes of weather? Why do I live somewhere inwhich the weather is so ever changing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Fuck this city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Oh yeah, and not to mention... but to mention my cock aint that big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Someone find me a job. Stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Why does everybody morn biggie and tupac? when big L and big pun were better and they proved that ohhhhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 poopman, this is your job hahahahaaaaaa... why does my job pay so little when what i do is so 'important' ? why do my parents keep buggin me to have a kid? why am i still at work? later beyotches. :kissa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
votone Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 why do i have to suck at this "school" thing why cant i be more creative, be better at graff why does sex feel so much better without a condom...WHY I ASK!!?!?!?!?!?!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 I think someone just vomited in the work bathroom, or someones poop smells like vomit. either way I'm too fucking sick to be smelling that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eights Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 no matter how many times I wipe my arse, if I scratch it - why is there still poop on my finger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 why do i score chicks at funerals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eights Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 ^ necro. dead girls don't say no.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 i bought a psp and if was fucked up and blockbuster would not return it.They said call sony..fuck blockbuster..i hate them fucking assholes..Bricks through the windows is all i have to say.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 WHY IN THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING IN MAY???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 why am i not moving up at my job, and why isn't the day over yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 ^time to find a new job. and i have nothing to complain about. life is a-ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by effyoo@May 10 2005, 04:07 PM and i have nothing to complain about. life is a-ok. Quoted post I hate you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by eights@May 10 2005, 04:56 PM no matter how many times I wipe my arse, if I scratch it - why is there still poop on my finger? Quoted post The Endorsement: Tucks wipes By Barry Sonnenfeld "Five years ago, Sweetie (the wife) introduced me to Tucks hemorrhoid pads. She changed my life. Growing up, I watched the unfortunate commercial: a close-up of a flaming match being put out by a Tucks medicated pad, whatever that was. It made me sad. It made me feel unclean. And you know what? I was. "You know how when you're done with a plate of ribs or a fine three-pound lobster, you're desperately looking forward to wiping your hands with a moist towelette? Well, Tucks are moist towelettes for your ass. Take an entire roll of toilet paper. Keep wiping until the paper is as clean as when it came off the roll. Not a speck of fecal matter? Okay. Now take a single Tucks, place it across your three middle fingers, and wipe. The amount of sadness on the pad will make you faint. "The marketing problem for Tucks all these years is that they're sold as a hemorrhoidal aid instead of a profound mood enhancer. Tucks are like a romp through a field of daisies for your butt. Every year, I give Will Smith a case of Tucks for his birthday, since he's uncomfortable going down to his local Costco and picking up a pallet of them. Tucks changed Will Smith's life. "Tucks not only come in containers of 100 pads, which I keep in every bathroom in my house, they also come individually wrapped as "Tucks Take Alongs," which I carry in my wallet. They are like an instant portable bidet. "And they can be used as a bribe. Although I was originally invited to the annual Vanity Fair Oscar party because of my fine work as a director, what gets me invited back is that I never fail to find editor Graydon Carter and discreetly place a Tucks in his hand. Tucks changed my life. Maybe they changed his life. They can change your life, too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@May 10 2005, 04:30 PM poopman, this is your job hahahahaaaaaa... Quoted post If only .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 do I hate Mondays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eights Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 The amount of sadness on the pad will make you faint. Yo. any U.K stockist's? My middle finger looks like it belongs to a homosexual homeless person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle+May 10 2005, 04:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dr. Dazzle - May 10 2005, 04:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I hate you.... Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-effyoo@May 10 2005, 03:50 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted May 11, 2005 Author Share Posted May 11, 2005 waahhh... i have a final tomorrow that i haven't studied for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 why does my ex insist on dating someone I hate s0o much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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