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On Saturday night, like 3:00am, I went to my buddy's place where this huge slut was over. She is, like, seventeen years old, and has done everything from getting gangbanged by 30+ year olds to just going out with a ton of crackheads and stuff.

 

Anyway, she has always had a crush on me, probably because I'm the classiest person in her life (not that I'm even involved in her life, save for the odd run-ins), and that's saying a whole lot about the people she rolls with. So on Saturday night, she says she'll suck on my cock and she starts talking mad dirty to me. I didn't say anything about any diseases, but I was like "fuck that, no...lemme just smoke this in peace."

 

Later on, when I was leaving, she walks me out of my buddy's place and says "I'm sorry for having herpes" and I burst out laughing because I was so drunk and amused.

 

 

My point is, I wouldn't go near Katie Holmes. I can't see the second picture here, but I saw it in a magazine or something, and that's all I need to know.

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damn... hook toes!

 

maybe it's just the shoes?

maybe she was running and stopped really fast for the picture?

or maybe it's a classic case of 'tae-bo foot'

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Originally posted by MrChupacabra@May 11 2005, 06:31 PM

If you ask me, shes far past her prime.

 

but if Tom Cruise started hitting it then he'd be in prison!

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