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veroholic:im a crazy whore

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JasonWhit, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. JasonWhit

    JasonWhit Banned

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 150 Likes Received: 0
    i thought this was extreamly funny if you guys think its lame ill delete it
    call her for a good time! oh yeah check her myspace pics hella funny shit.
    she just ims me out of the blue this is like 2 minutes into the convo :

    veroholic: you don't work thursdays
    PGAPGAPGA: true true
    PGAPGAPGA: but how can i hang out with someone ive never seen
    PGAPGAPGA: you could be anyone
    veroholic: thats true.
    veroholic: I'm on myspace
    PGAPGAPGA: that means nothing
    PGAPGAPGA: you could be some fat bald guy in his late 40s
    veroholic: nah
    PGAPGAPGA: yeh
    veroholic: maybe your some fat bald man
    PGAPGAPGA: see!
    PGAPGAPGA: cant trust know one on the in tuh net
    veroholic: oh shut up
    veroholic: you can trust me
    PGAPGAPGA: tits never gonna happn your way too scary
    veroholic: but we would have fun
    PGAPGAPGA: fun with a fat old guy?
    PGAPGAPGA: thats hard to believe
    veroholic: uh huh
    PGAPGAPGA: tell me what kind of fun we could have
    veroholic: so.. thursday?
    veroholic: uuuuh.. movie watching fun
    PGAPGAPGA: hahaha
    PGAPGAPGA: its soooo fun watching movies with old guys
    veroholic: i know!
    PGAPGAPGA: look you perv im not into guys
    veroholic: thats why im so excited about thursday
    PGAPGAPGA: im not gay!
    PGAPGAPGA: you cant rape me
    veroholic: :)
    veroholic: i won't
    veroholic: im not an old bald guy!
    PGAPGAPGA: this is getting old you have nothing to offer me but movie watching and i do that everyday
    PGAPGAPGA: i work at a fucking video store
    veroholic: where?
    veroholic: i can offer you se
    veroholic: xx
    PGAPGAPGA: in santa cruz
    veroholic: i thought you lived inmountain view
    PGAPGAPGA: haha yeah right i come over and your like "oh i was just joking"
    PGAPGAPGA: no i live in san francisco
    veroholic: haha. things we do.. might lead to sex.
    veroholic: hahahaha
    veroholic: i just said the "movie" idea.. so you don't get too excited
    PGAPGAPGA: hahaha yeah like over the next few months?
    veroholic: what do you mean?
    PGAPGAPGA: let me see what your body has to offer
    PGAPGAPGA: whats your myspace url?
    veroholic: uhg
    veroholic: vbiberman@yahoo.com
    veroholic: find me by email
    PGAPGAPGA: i dont know....
    PGAPGAPGA: your just a tad overweight
    veroholic: huh?
    veroholic: haha. oh
    PGAPGAPGA: plus these pictures could be fake
    veroholic: they arent
    veroholic: why would i put pictures of a fat chick on there?
    PGAPGAPGA: haha how reasurring
    veroholic: if i wanted them to be fake.. id find some hot girl.. with some big tits.
    veroholic: actually my tits are pretty nice
    PGAPGAPGA: you also look really young
    veroholic: im 17
    veroholic: yeah but that shouldent matter.. since im a tad bit overweight
    PGAPGAPGA: haha
    PGAPGAPGA: well im 20
    PGAPGAPGA: i think your shooting a little to high
    PGAPGAPGA: got a pic of you naked?
    veroholic: nope
    veroholic: i don't take pictures naked.. im a tad bit overweight
    PGAPGAPGA: hmmmm
    PGAPGAPGA: i am extreamly horny
    veroholic: oh
    PGAPGAPGA: but......
    veroholic: well then.
    PGAPGAPGA: i dont know
    PGAPGAPGA: you still could be a guy
    veroholic: i don't know either
    veroholic: i mean.. i AM overweight
    PGAPGAPGA: you could also be 14
    veroholic: nope
    veroholic: i was.. 3 years ago
    veroholic: hahaha
    PGAPGAPGA: are you a virgin?
    veroholic: no
    veroholic: funny huh? some guy actually had sex with an overweight girl..
    PGAPGAPGA: ive had sex with overweight girls
    PGAPGAPGA: nothin wrong with it
    veroholic: oh
    veroholic: then why is it a big deal.. if im a tad bit overweight?
    PGAPGAPGA: well i dont know if your a girl
    PGAPGAPGA: or a guy]
    veroholic: i am
    PGAPGAPGA: or anything
    PGAPGAPGA: theres no way to prove it though
    veroholic: call me
    veroholic: then
    PGAPGAPGA: very true
    veroholic: 650-669-3881
    PGAPGAPGA: any good at suckingdick?
    veroholic: you know fat girls give the best head
    PGAPGAPGA: hahaha
    PGAPGAPGA: not in my experiance
    veroholic: cuz they pretend like its food or something
    PGAPGAPGA: they give the worst
    veroholic: ice cream
    PGAPGAPGA: haha
    veroholic: oh
    veroholic: why are you such ajerk?
    veroholic: after I invite your ass over.. you tell me im fat.
    PGAPGAPGA: hahahaha
    PGAPGAPGA: no your treating me like a whore
    veroholic: i am not!
    PGAPGAPGA: all you want is for me to come over and bone you!
    veroholic: i was trying to be nice
    veroholic: nuh ah.
    PGAPGAPGA: your using my dick!
    veroholic: i can get ass anywhere i want.
    veroholic: hahaha
    veroholic: dick i mean
    PGAPGAPGA: then why are you tripping over me!
    veroholic: i am not
    PGAPGAPGA: right....
    veroholic: fine
    veroholic: jesus
    veroholic: i remember you being hot.. so i thought.. why not.
    PGAPGAPGA: exactly
    PGAPGAPGA: just want to suck my cock or stick it in you
    PGAPGAPGA: thats all you want
    veroholic: nuh ah
    veroholic: rudy mcrude pants.
    PGAPGAPGA: look whos talking part two!
    veroholic: huh?
    veroholic: so you dont wanna hangout?
    PGAPGAPGA: well
    PGAPGAPGA: A. i live in San francisco
    PGAPGAPGA: B. Im 20 years old
    veroholic: ooooooh.
    PGAPGAPGA: and C. I hate girls
    veroholic: oh
    veroholic: is that why you moved to san fransisco?
    PGAPGAPGA: naw i love haveing sex with girls but most are either annoying boreing or too energetic for me
    veroholic: oh
    veroholic: hahahahaha
    veroholic: thats not me
    PGAPGAPGA: seems to me that your the annoying/entergetic type
    PGAPGAPGA: no?
    veroholic: nope
    PGAPGAPGA: tis hard to believe my beauty
    veroholic: beauty?
    veroholic: fat girls arent pretty
    PGAPGAPGA: oh shit sorry
    veroholic: yeah.. jerk
    PGAPGAPGA: ok i got an idea
    PGAPGAPGA: ill go on a date with you
    veroholic: ok
    PGAPGAPGA: be real niice
    PGAPGAPGA: not even ask for sex or even talk about it
    PGAPGAPGA: we can go see a movie
    PGAPGAPGA: if you can get my pop quiz answer right
    veroholic: hahaha ok
    PGAPGAPGA: who said this VERY famous line
    veroholic: ooook
    PGAPGAPGA: "I know you like the way im freakin it, i talk slang and im neva gonna stop speakin it"
    veroholic: hahaha tupac?
    PGAPGAPGA: hahahaha
    PGAPGAPGA: no
    veroholic: oh. guess we wont have that date then
    veroholic: well anything you want
    veroholic: call me sometime
    veroholic: and we'll hangout on thursday
    PGAPGAPGA: sure nuff
    veroholic: <3 605-669-3881
    veroholic: 650-669-3881
    veroholic: im a crazy whore
     
  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,504 Likes Received: 440
    i didnt read that because im not interested, but did you ever find your "son"
     
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  4. dojafx

    dojafx Member

    Joined: Nov 20, 2001 Messages: 831 Likes Received: 0
    holy shit
    yikes
     
  5. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
    are those pictures of her?

    if so:

    run. far far away.. as fast as you can.
     
  6. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 0
  7. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  8. decu goldyn1

    decu goldyn1 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 1,098 Likes Received: 1
    that's just all kinds of wrong
     
  9. JasonWhit

    JasonWhit Banned

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 150 Likes Received: 0
    she just imed me a second ago that last one was from yesterday

    veroholic: hey hottie
    PGAPGAPGA: haha
    PGAPGAPGA: hey girl was up?
    veroholic: lets hangout
    PGAPGAPGA: hmmmm
    PGAPGAPGA: im not convinced
    veroholic: you should call me tonight
    veroholic: 1800-overweight
    PGAPGAPGA: hahahahaha
    veroholic: hahahaha
    PGAPGAPGA: i kinda live in sf remember?
    veroholic: so?
    veroholic: call me
    PGAPGAPGA: does that make me even hotter?
    veroholic: yah
    veroholic: 1800-toomuchtohandle
    PGAPGAPGA: haha
    PGAPGAPGA: ill say!
    veroholic: er. too fat to handle
    PGAPGAPGA: haha
    PGAPGAPGA: so what are you up to?
    veroholic: nothing
    veroholic: you should call me tonight
    veroholic: im in a hella bad mood
    PGAPGAPGA: what so we can do nothing together?
    veroholic: stop it
    PGAPGAPGA: what?
    PGAPGAPGA: haha
    veroholic: im fuckin mad
    PGAPGAPGA: why?
    veroholic: you should call m etonight
    PGAPGAPGA: need some lovin?
    veroholic: i need a guy to just be like.. "so what if tyler thinks your fat.. i love it:
    veroholic: yah
    PGAPGAPGA: haha
    PGAPGAPGA: now who said you were fat!
    PGAPGAPGA: i didnt
    veroholic: you did
    veroholic: overweight is fat
    PGAPGAPGA: a tad overweight
    PGAPGAPGA: haha
    veroholic: well anyways
    PGAPGAPGA: ooh golly
    veroholic: 650-669-3881.. if your in the mood to make me feel like a princess
    PGAPGAPGA: or a whore?
    veroholic: yeah
    veroholic: i skinny whore
    veroholic: <3
    veroholic: 650-669-3881
    PGAPGAPGA: oh baby
    PGAPGAPGA: your already makin me hot
    PGAPGAPGA: so do you masterbate or do you get too much play to need to?
    PGAPGAPGA: maybe thats why your angry
    PGAPGAPGA: too much pent up desire?
    PGAPGAPGA: hello?
     
  10. krie

    krie Guest

    Shoot that thing
     
  11. Mr Rad Pants

    Mr Rad Pants Member

    Joined: Jan 4, 2004 Messages: 259 Likes Received: 0
    you must be pretty bored
     
  12. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,008 Likes Received: 523

    hahah shit let the fun begin
     
  13. cutlips

    cutlips Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2003 Messages: 208 Likes Received: 0
    what the fuck she looks like miss piggy
     
  14. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
  15. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    no amount of alcohol could ever trick my penis into pointing at this feMALE.
     
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