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valantines massages.....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DrUnk MoNKeY, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY 12oz Junior Member

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    valantines massages.....

    Discussion started by DrUnk MoNKeY - Feb 13, 2004

    valantines messages.....

    i need some help wrighting a valatines message to me lady freind and i thought u guys could help. any kinda romantic poetry would be alot of help.
     
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  2. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    seeking - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    i wanna fuck dowmagics girl
    and haver her buy me some shoes



    how's that?
     
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  3. ubejinxed

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    ubejinxed - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    not mine:

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.
    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
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  4. firsttake

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    firsttake - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    shit
    fuck
    ass
    cunt
    dick
     
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  5. CinchedWaist

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    CinchedWaist - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    Now THAT ^^
    takes the prize
     
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  6. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY 12oz Junior Member

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    DrUnk MoNKeY - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    good stufff so far and on the right lines, i like it. i think she deserves a bit more filth tho..........
     
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  7. drunk penis

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    "love is like a box of chocolates, and thats how i became vanerially downsized. do you have insurance??"-quoted from magic johnson said to his wife
     
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  8. adderall

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    adderall - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    message isnt the same as massage
     
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    well...i gave my lady friend a small lion and a candle (as well as various other things, but the lion and the candle are what are important for this thread) anyway, i wrote a little note that reads:
    may the lion be your protection when i am not around, may the candle be your reflection when you need some time alone.
    i love you dearly,
    casek

    p.s.- ever tried bukake?
     
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  10. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

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    casekonly - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    ok, that last line wasn't in the note...i keeeed
     
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    cinched went off
     
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    CinchedWaist - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    :confused: what?

    I got excited for a sec, i thought
    this was a new thread about massages.
    and massages are the greatest things in the world.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    so many uncreative shits on this message board.
     
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    alure - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    damn i was gonna tell people to give my pregnant ass a massage i deserve one!!... tehe;]
     
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    CinchedWaist - Replied Feb 13, 2004

    its the mods messing
    with our emotions.
     
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