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valantines massages.....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DrUnk MoNKeY, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 27, 2003 Messages: 227 Likes Received: 0
    valantines messages.....

    i need some help wrighting a valatines message to me lady freind and i thought u guys could help. any kinda romantic poetry would be alot of help.
     
  2. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    i wanna fuck dowmagics girl
    and haver her buy me some shoes



    how's that?
     
  3. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    not mine:

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.
    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
  4. firsttake

    firsttake Member

    Joined: Feb 10, 2003 Messages: 411 Likes Received: 0
    shit
    fuck
    ass
    cunt
    dick
     
  5. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    Now THAT ^^
    takes the prize
     
  6. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 27, 2003 Messages: 227 Likes Received: 0
    good stufff so far and on the right lines, i like it. i think she deserves a bit more filth tho..........
     
  7. drunk penis

    drunk penis Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 12, 2004 Messages: 1,316 Likes Received: 0
    "love is like a box of chocolates, and thats how i became vanerially downsized. do you have insurance??"-quoted from magic johnson said to his wife
     
  8. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    message isnt the same as massage
     
  9. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    well...i gave my lady friend a small lion and a candle (as well as various other things, but the lion and the candle are what are important for this thread) anyway, i wrote a little note that reads:
    may the lion be your protection when i am not around, may the candle be your reflection when you need some time alone.
    i love you dearly,
    casek

    p.s.- ever tried bukake?
     
  10. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    ok, that last line wasn't in the note...i keeeed
     
  11. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
  12. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    :confused: what?

    I got excited for a sec, i thought
    this was a new thread about massages.
    and massages are the greatest things in the world.
     
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    so many uncreative shits on this message board.
     
  14. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    damn i was gonna tell people to give my pregnant ass a massage i deserve one!!... tehe;]
     
  15. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    its the mods messing
    with our emotions.
     
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