DrUnk MoNKeY Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 valantines messages..... i need some help wrighting a valatines message to me lady freind and i thought u guys could help. any kinda romantic poetry would be alot of help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 roses are red violets are blue i wanna fuck dowmagics girl and haver her buy me some shoes how's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 not mine: Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttake Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 shit fuck ass cunt dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Now THAT ^^ takes the prize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnk MoNKeY Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 good stufff so far and on the right lines, i like it. i think she deserves a bit more filth tho.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunk penis Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 "love is like a box of chocolates, and thats how i became vanerially downsized. do you have insurance??"-quoted from magic johnson said to his wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 message isnt the same as massage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 well...i gave my lady friend a small lion and a candle (as well as various other things, but the lion and the candle are what are important for this thread) anyway, i wrote a little note that reads: may the lion be your protection when i am not around, may the candle be your reflection when you need some time alone. i love you dearly, casek p.s.- ever tried bukake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 ok, that last line wasn't in the note...i keeeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 cinched went off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 :confused: what? I got excited for a sec, i thought this was a new thread about massages. and massages are the greatest things in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 so many uncreative shits on this message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 damn i was gonna tell people to give my pregnant ass a massage i deserve one!!... tehe;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 its the mods messing with our emotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 "yo gurl..im sayin.. i just want to get in yo draws and listen to some marvin gaye.. a little anita.. so i can start this party off right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 can i put it in your butthole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 hey, it's valentine's day! let's get loaded and hump like rabbits, because the advertising industry wants us to! ps: i love you... pps: in heels. how's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 this thread is fucking gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by gfreshsushi hey, it's valentine's day! let's get loaded and hump like rabbits, because the advertising industry wants us to! ps: i love you... pps: in heels. how's that? CLASSIC i love it;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 on the valentine gift tip for some reason i think these are hilarious. if there was time before valentines day, i would encourage each and every boy on here to buy these for a lady that they might see in it. maybe its just because i know i would laugh at myself anytime i thought of the fact that i was wearing ewok underwear. http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/ewokoneundies.jpg'> http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ayhkat/ewok.jpg'> These thongs are made for strutting! Perfect for any type of low rise pants, these panties are made to fit low. Combed cotton baby rib with an exclusive high end woven trim makes these panties look and feel like no other. 100% combed cotton baby rib Double-needle hemmed trim Super soft high end woven elastic trim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 "i think i'm gay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 love is what it bevombes,don' btomh it to fat.strabge vjninese try too wrasslle conytolllls frommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Re: valantines messages..... Originally posted by DrUnk MoNKeY i need some help wrighting a valatines message to me lady freind and i thought u guys could help. any kinda romantic poetry would be alot of help. your spelling is just fucking atrocious.(sp?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly love is what it bevombes,don' btomh it to fat.strabge vjninese try too wrasslle conytolllls frommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ambebb after two lon g lisands, shot f tequila, bookdiidy nny ney.....wwee coulda saved hom....ER ststraamniend!!!!omng!what!!!!!HO'WTHIS GET INOT MY BLOODSREEAM!!!AMBIEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 i'm fucking plastered, and this one's for me and casek... happy valentines day you hoes... there once was a man named dave... who kept a whore in a cave... she had no tits, and she stunk quite a bit, but think of the money he saved... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 "p.s.- ever tried bukake?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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