Poop Man Bob Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 So this is the beginning of a potentially multi-threaded introduction to my friends. This is Vagina Saliva Oner. I've been good friends with him for over 12 years now. I have a ton of great stories about him, but I wanted to share a particular one which came to mind this evening: A little over a year ago, Vag Sal and my woman's roommate were interested in one another. She's a cute and cool girl, so I said he should go for it. They pursue one another a bit and are mutually interested, which we think is cool. We all decide to go out one night to see if things might heat up at all ( this night actually). VSO gets realllllly drunk, then high, then drunk, then high again. So he's fucked up. We four (my woman, her roommate, VSO, and I) head back to his house, where we sit around for a bit playing Excitebike and Super Dodgeball. VSO and roomie go upstairs; my woman goes into their dirty ass bathroom because she's feeling sick. This bathroom (pictured here) is fucking filthy: toilet's been cleaned maybe once, tub's the same, bathroom's covered in 3 dudes' pubes. My woman proceeds to lay on the floor and attempts to puke in the toilet .. and when she realizes just how dirty the it, she pukes in the sink. It's complete with chunks that refuse to go down the drain, so I'm forced to stuff them down. Mm. I go to the bottom of the stairs and holler to tell them I'm taking my woman home. They come to the top of the stairs, so I ask the roomie whether I'd like to take her home .. or if she'd like to stay. She says that she'll wait until VSO sobers up, then she'll have him drive her home ... which means she'll be spending the night, as VSO probably couldn't drive for 18 hours. I say cool and leave. The next morning the woman and I get woken up by a call from the roomie. Turns out she didn't end up spending the night. Turns out she walked home at 3 am. Turns out: VSO and roomie were making out, and roomie had a short skirt on which VSO kept attempting to get into/off. He made his way back up the skirt a few times and was denied entry repeadtedly. She said :"VSO, we're not having sex." VSO said: "It's cool .. it's cool." As he says this he takes off his shirt, claiming it's hot. More making out. Then he takes off his pants. She remind him they're not having sex. He tells her "it's cool" once again. He then takes off his underwear. She says nothing, considering she's still completely clothed. He then grabs a condom, and, despite her reminding him that he's not getting any, he puts it on. He then proceeds to pass out. So, he's passed out, naked, with a condom on, with a girl sitting next to him fully clothed. She gets up and walks home. About an hour later, we get a call from him, wondering what the fuck happened. He said he woke up with an unused condom on, and was slightly confused. I related this story to a mutual friend tonight, who told me that the same thing happened to one of her friends and VSO, only he didn't get naked. But he did keep reaching for a condom despite her refusal of vagina. You can't blame the man for trying, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 23, 2004 Author Share Posted April 23, 2004 VIDEO - VSO breakdancing at a Halloween party. http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/DaveDannyTims.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/ExciteBike.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/MeowKitty.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/DannyStrongestManAlive.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/Graveyard4Danny.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/20031101_025.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/Picture_034.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/3Homies.JPG'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/Picture_027.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/Picture_015.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/Picture_006.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/Picture_005.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/01-19-04_043.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 VSOhh shit! excitebike was totally sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 hanging out with males isn't as cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 poop man bob and vagina saliva oner hell yeah.... quality knee slappin shit right here!! hopefully there will be a pt.2:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I love how your friend taped two beers to his hands so he wont drop them :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by krie I love how your friend taped two beers to his hands so he wont drop them :lol: i believe it's known as "Edward 40 Hands". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob The next morning the woman and I get woken up by a call from the roomie. Turns out she didn't end up spending the night. Turns out she walked home at 3 am. Turns out: VSO and roomie were making out, and roomie had a short skirt on which VSO kept attempting to get into/off. He made his way back up the skirt a few times and was denied entry repeadtedly. She said :"VSO, we're not having sex." VSO said: "It's cool .. it's cool." As he says this he takes off his shirt, claiming it's hot. More making out. Then he takes off his pants. She remind him they're not having sex. He tells her "it's cool" once again. He then takes off his underwear. She says nothing, considering she's still completely clothed. He then grabs a condom, and, despite her reminding him that he's not getting any, he puts it on. He then proceeds to pass out. So, he's passed out, naked, with a condom on, with a girl sitting next to him fully clothed. She gets up and walks home. I've been that guy. Hell, I am that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 http://www.newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/thumb.gif'> I'm fucking dying of laughter here... awesome story. That dude looks out of control hilarious, if we ever get to hang out again in your area, it is imperative that he be present. Oh, and sick thread idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 ha-ha....fucking awesome. "it's cool...it's cool"... reminds me of...oh nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 this is really funny, i wish i had some fun friends to relate stories of.... but alas i only know a group of sticks in the mud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 next: The Fat Guy, who appears in many of your pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL next: The Fat Guy, who appears in many of your pictures haha, i too have noticed him. PMB, consider this a double request for Chubby Bike Kid Oner.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 23, 2004 Author Share Posted April 23, 2004 Bump for the video I added to the beginning of the second post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 haha I remember that from a while ago! *I love the end when he moonwalks/robots out of there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob As he says this he takes off his shirt, claiming it's hot. More making out. Then he takes off his pants. She remind him they're not having sex. He tells her "it's cool" once again. He then takes off his underwear. She says nothing, considering she's still completely clothed. He then grabs a condom, and, despite her reminding him that he's not getting any, he puts it on. He then proceeds to pass out. So, he's passed out, naked, with a condom on, with a girl sitting next to him fully clothed. She gets up and walks home. Fratriffic. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 vagina saliva oner ahhahahahhah :lol: he looks like a lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 let me just say..... PoopManBoobs is always uping the quality. I know that's easy to say, and hard to live up to, so I'll just say instead.... PMB-4-PREZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 is this the same kid that dressed up as a prospector on halloween and was telling people to invest in the rail and kill all the buffalo because that shit still makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 23, 2004 Author Share Posted April 23, 2004 Yeah, Buck, he was a rail baron. He kept insisting that rail is the wave of the future and everyone should invest. And that the buffalo should be killed. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 hahahah seems like the kind of guy that would pull some kids action "ssssh ... it's just me ... vagina saliva oner" thread ++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Haha, so much funk. Shit had me cracking up. More VSO stories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/01-19-04_043.jpg'> i have that same blanket.... isn't this kid on the board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 why is VSO known as VSO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
«DÉFL£PPÄRD» Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 PMB VSO PWR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL next: The Fat Guy, who appears in many of your pictures That guy wears the same white shirt with purple and green stripes in EVRY picture. I'm startting to think it's the only shirt he has....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 looks fun. i like that chill outtt shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
«DÉFL£PPÄRD» Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 pmb, can i replace the audio of the brake dance video with, EUROPE - THE FINAL COUNT DOWN.. PLS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 She should’ve raped him! Funny thread, funny dude. That rail baron concept is superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 What is being said at the end of the video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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