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Vagina Saliva Oner: my friend.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Apr 23, 2004.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    Vagina Saliva Oner: my friend.

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Apr 23, 2004

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    So this is the beginning of a potentially multi-threaded introduction to my friends. This is Vagina Saliva Oner. I've been good friends with him for over 12 years now. I have a ton of great stories about him, but I wanted to share a particular one which came to mind this evening:
    • A little over a year ago, Vag Sal and my woman's roommate were interested in one another. She's a cute and cool girl, so I said he should go for it. They pursue one another a bit and are mutually interested, which we think is cool. We all decide to go out one night to see if things might heat up at all (this night actually). VSO gets realllllly drunk, then high, then drunk, then high again. So he's fucked up.

      We four (my woman, her roommate, VSO, and I) head back to his house, where we sit around for a bit playing Excitebike and Super Dodgeball. VSO and roomie go upstairs; my woman goes into their dirty ass bathroom because she's feeling sick. This bathroom (pictured here) is fucking filthy: toilet's been cleaned maybe once, tub's the same, bathroom's covered in 3 dudes' pubes. My woman proceeds to lay on the floor and attempts to puke in the toilet .. and when she realizes just how dirty the it, she pukes in the sink. It's complete with chunks that refuse to go down the drain, so I'm forced to stuff them down. Mm.

      I go to the bottom of the stairs and holler to tell them I'm taking my woman home. They come to the top of the stairs, so I ask the roomie whether I'd like to take her home .. or if she'd like to stay. She says that she'll wait until VSO sobers up, then she'll have him drive her home ... which means she'll be spending the night, as VSO probably couldn't drive for 18 hours. I say cool and leave.

      The next morning the woman and I get woken up by a call from the roomie. Turns out she didn't end up spending the night. Turns out she walked home at 3 am. Turns out: VSO and roomie were making out, and roomie had a short skirt on which VSO kept attempting to get into/off. He made his way back up the skirt a few times and was denied entry repeadtedly. She said :"VSO, we're not having sex." VSO said: "It's cool .. it's cool."

      As he says this he takes off his shirt, claiming it's hot. More making out. Then he takes off his pants. She remind him they're not having sex. He tells her "it's cool" once again. He then takes off his underwear. She says nothing, considering she's still completely clothed. He then grabs a condom, and, despite her reminding him that he's not getting any, he puts it on. He then proceeds to pass out. So, he's passed out, naked, with a condom on, with a girl sitting next to him fully clothed. She gets up and walks home.

      About an hour later, we get a call from him, wondering what the fuck happened. He said he woke up with an unused condom on, and was slightly confused.


      I related this story to a mutual friend tonight, who told me that the same thing happened to one of her friends and VSO, only he didn't get naked. But he did keep reaching for a condom despite her refusal of vagina. You can't blame the man for trying, though.
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    VIDEO - VSO breakdancing at a Halloween party.


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    duh-rye-won - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    VSOhh shit!

    excitebike was totally sweet.
     
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    Mr. - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    hanging out with males isn't as cool.
     
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    Pfffffffffft - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    poop man bob and vagina saliva oner

    hell yeah....
    quality knee slappin shit right here!!

    hopefully there will be a pt.2:lol:
     
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    krie - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    I love how your friend taped two beers to his hands so he wont drop them :lol:
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    i believe it's known as "Edward 40 Hands".
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    I've been that guy. Hell, I am that guy.
     
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    I'm fucking dying of laughter here... awesome story. That dude looks out of control hilarious, if we ever get to hang out again in your area, it is imperative that he be present.

    Oh, and sick thread idea!​
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    ha-ha....fucking awesome.

    "it's cool...it's cool"...

    reminds me of...oh nevermind...
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    this is really funny, i wish i had some fun friends to relate stories of.... but alas i only know a group of sticks in the mud
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    next: The Fat Guy, who appears in many of your pictures
     
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    Pinup - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    haha, i too have noticed him.

    PMB, consider this a double request for Chubby Bike Kid Oner.;)
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    Bump for the video I added to the beginning of the second post.
     
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    yoink - Replied Apr 23, 2004

    haha I remember that from a while ago!

    *I love the end when he moonwalks/robots out of there!
     
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