Gunm Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Holeyyy Shit... I brought my fattie camera out with me last night to document the night me and my friends had in S.F. Once we ended up at Lucky 13 on Market that thing was like a pot of honey to draw out the bees. If there weren't girls coming up to me and coyly asking "Wow, what's the camera for? Do you work for a magazine?" (I actually do but I wasn't 'working' last night) I'd go up and ask girls for their picture and once they saw the huge camera they were all "Oh, yeah! Sure! Take my picture! hee hee hee!" Naturally this allowed for me to spit game like tobacco juice. I got pictures of this one girl that was the hottest little alcohol soaked princess this side of the bay. Then there was the hottie asian princess in front of The Top on haight who was sooo sweet you'd swear her nipples secreted pink bubble gum or something. She loved having her flcik taken. All I have to say is, the use of Props like my camera is a dope way to get your foot in the door with the ladies. Anyone else have an interesting prop they use for macking? Number one anticipated response: "Uh huh huh huh....yeah Lens, MY DICK! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 post flicks here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 this thread+no flicks= bad bad bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 <span style='color:black'>I dunno. I pretty much use my mouth as a prop. I have found that telling girls "No, I'm not going to buy you a drink because then i would have to buy everyone a drink," has worked more times in my favor than it really should. I dunno. I used to use a was of money as a prop. Like pulling out a roll of $2500 while in line at burgerking and thumbing through rediculous amounts of 100 and 50's. Yeah girls love that. Gold diggin bitches are not where its at though so i stopped doing that after like 3 times.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract this thread+no flicks= bad bad bad agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yucky_lolly Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 it really really does work : ) but you have to be nice, too, or else the girl will think you're creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 You could hypothetically do the same thing with business cards that say Maxim Magazine... ...then you don't really have to shell out multiple hundreds to get your psuedo-mack on. Then again, if you're already buying the camera anyway.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 i went for a ride in a cooper mini last night with a friend, who was borrowing it from another friends mom...everywhere we drove people would just stare at us, some of them being girls. so if i had one of those, it would be my mega prop. oh yeah, please post some pictures man, what a tease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 This should be moved to the benches and get closed... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 ^ ha! whats that a 12oz loophole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 http://www.t-mobile.com/images/products/195184/detail.jpg'> everyone asks me about this thing when they see it but when chicks play with it there like oh it has a camera............. then the pictures start to be taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 boys night out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Thamaire Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 no flicks,its just mean you wasnt out but just an other nite wanderin,hahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck I used to use a was of money as a prop. Like pulling out a roll of $2500 while in line at burgerking and thumbing through rediculous amounts of 100 and 50's. Yeah girls love that. Gold diggin bitches are not where its at though so i stopped doing that after like 3 times. Yeah, well said. Props like money/cars/etc. are just asking for trouble. I don't know if a camera is so bad though. Now that I think about it, there are two types of props. I'll call the first type: Gateways - those props that help you to stand out of the croud and therefore get noticed more (a camera, a ridiculous hat, etc.) This inturn will be a gateway for a girl to meet you, and then decide if she likes you. Gateway props can often be seen as common interests. The second type of prop I'll call: Substitutes - although these props may also help you to stand out in a croud, these props tend to make (always make) a girl like you for any reason other than well...you (money, cars, fame, power, etc.). This prop is a substitute for you - meaning the girl (goldigger) will be attracted to your substitute prop rather than your personality, common interests, looks, etc. Choose your props wisely. Use gateway props if you are looking for a relationship. When using gateway props, or no props at all, it may take more time to meet a girl, but she will more than likely be a quality individual. Use substitute props if you are looking for really snobby rich chicks, and just want some tail and don't care if she has half a brain, or any personality at all for that matter. *Caution*: never use substitute props when looking for a relationship. It can take only a few minutes to find a girl who is attracted to substitute props given the right atmosphere (clubs), in contrast with the months or years it might take to find someone who actually is attracted to you and your personality and shares common interests, morals, etc. In conclusion...girls are the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 ..still no photo's ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 fucktard no sorry bout that umm my prop is my pure skill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Brandon is on the money, he should write a book or something, and yes girls are evil. lens- we need thos photos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 do penises count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I don't know where else this should go.. and I don't wanna make another thread about it but, I just found out a couple of 18 year old chicks I know got fucked in the ass backstage by Aaron Carter sometime last year... Aaron Carter is officially cool in my book. These chicks are (were?) straight-up PG-13 Hanson fans, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 do i use a prop for mackin on the ladies? well, yes i do. you can find it..... you guessed it... IN MY PANTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 WORD! SON, THATS WASSUP...THATS HOW YOU DO IT. ALSO...CARRY A CRATE OF RECORDS WITH YOU EVERYWHERE YOU GO, SO THAT WAY YOU'LL GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS. HAAAAAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!! :king: MEROESSS MLBRTEAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_sofarok Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 hello kitty wallet...although people did start to question my sexuality after a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 ABC, you make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 my six year old son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist ABC, you make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Brandon a ridiculous hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 no flicks, no fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 wear an asian snuff nail ! the (dirty) girls will notice and they just wont leave you alone. my ninjas know what's up http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mike24k/nail.jpg'> and whoa...... a picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- my ninjas know what's up and whoa...... a picture! I can always count on you to make a thread worthwhile.... i use my dog to bring out the motherly tenderness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I've used the bike as a prop before. People are always amazed when a group of us goes out crawlin' on the bikes. I actually used the line..."so, you want me to give you a ride home on the handlebars of my bike?". Shit you not...it worked. Girls seem to be amazed by the fact that anyone would ride their bike from bar to bar. I suppose the fact that there are women with us probably helps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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