Guest layteks Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 A PIG'S ORGASIM LASTS FOR 30 MINUTES. CATS' URINE GLOWS UNDER A BLACKLIGHT JANUARY IS NATIONAL SOUP MONTH VANILLA ICE'S REAL NAME IS ROBERT VAN WINKLE A-1 STEAK SAUCE CONTAINS BOTH ORANGE PEEL AND RAISINS MOST AMERICANS' CAR HORNS BEEP IN THE KEY OF "F". THERE IS A CITY CALLED ROME ON EVERY CONTINENT 33% OF ALL AMERICANS FLUSH THE TOILET WHILE THEY ARE ON IT. BARBIE'S FULL NAME IS BARBRA MILLICENT ROBERTS THE 772-778 DIGITS OF PI ARE 9999998. Just a bunch of useless crap i thought id share with the world and all of its true i swear..id never steer ya wrong kid.... ......................................... ......Styrafoam Implants Turn Me On......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 thats a right triangle you idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidGoneBad Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Most types of lipstick contain fish as an ingredient The average person eats 35,000 cookies in a lifetime The most popular Easter egg colour is blue The acid in your stomach is powerful enough to dissolve razor blades The average police officers IQ is 104 Women blink twice as much as men The US Postal Service delivers more than 171,000,000,000 pieces of mail a year The biggest pumpkin recorded weighed 884 pounds some more for ya.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 the most likely way for a policeman to die is suicide no joke... ------------------ http://www.brokenschool.com/12oz/signature.gif'> Broken Schooled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 there's a city called paris in every state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 a barbie is bought every two mins a coke is bought every 20 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seek One Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 the highest suicide rate is for dentists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 My turn, my turn!!: -Did you know that you can drown in one inch of water? -That one inch of water over one acre of land weighs 100 tons! -An elephant can smell water up to 3 miles away. -One of the largest elephants weighed close to 7.5 tons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Sixty percent of customers ordering Caesar Salad at Harrods' Terrace Restaurant request that the anchovies be left out. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. There are three words in the English language that have all five vowels in order, abstemious, arsenious, and facetious. There were three times as many people killed by bulls in Denmark in 1939 than there were registered Atheists in New Zealand in that year. The word "strengths" is the longest word in the English language that only uses one vowel. The phrase "rule of thumb" stems from a rule of law in England that came from a court case involving a Mr. Thumb. Mr. Thumb was a wife beater. Mrs. Thumb took Mr. Thumb to court. The court ruled that it was okay for Mr. Thumb to hit Mrs. Thumb but only as long as it was with a small stick. Earlier we had said, erroneously, that the phrase came from an old English law that allowed a man to beat his wife but only with something no wider than his thumb. There are only two words in the English language (and they are hard to find) that begin with "weh." "Wehee" which is the onomatopoeic sound of a horse's whinny. "Wehrlite" which is a gray alloy. Rhythms is the longest word in the English language that does not contain a true vowel. All stolen from www.dullmen.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 toll workers actually have the highest suicide rate not dentists. a new toy pops up in philly every 2 or 3 days. money is not backed up by gold anymore. this is stolen land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w3nisT Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 stewardesses is the longest word in the english dictionary that is typed with the left hand on a qwerty keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brink Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Otters rape baby seals, and can continue intercourse with them up to a reported seven days after theyre dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 The colour purple doesn't actually exist Deer dandruff is a prized aphrodisiac in Russia The outer edges of the earth's atmosphere has waves and tides the same as our oceans Viking raiders discovered the first triangle whist traversing the English Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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