WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 According to an anonymous high-level source, the American government is quietly going ahead with plans to pay one hundred billion dollars for the 2,000-year-old structure, with another $15 billion going to transporting expenses. A high-ranking government official, speaking to Weekly World News on condition of anonymity, says that President Bush himself came up with the plan to purchase the 4,000-mile-long structure from the cash-poor country of China. Once relocated in the U.S., the twenty-five-foot tall barrier will be rebuilt along both the Mexican and Canadian borders, serving as a powerful symbol of our government's resolve to protect American soil in these troubled times. "According to the diagrams I saw, there will be armed guards posted every mile or so along the wall," says the source. The historic transaction has been slowed by protests from groups vehemently opposed to the relocation of the enormous structure. Ma Ming Kang, spokesman for the Chinese Historic Preservation Group, has been lobbying feverishly against the covert deal. "China's Great Wall is one of the Great Wonders of the World! To uproot it from its original location would be criminal," says Kang. "It would be like selling Mount Rushmore to England!" Despite all of the opposition, it seems that the deal is near completion. According to eyewitnesses, thousands of Chinese laborers have been hard at work disassembling the wall, and our source says that transporting it to the U.S. could begin as soon as January 2003. "Don't be surprised to see convoys of large, unmarked trucks rolling through your neighborhood early next year as the relocation begins," says the unnamed official, who considers the Great Wall a smart purchase. "Over thousands of years, the Chinese found the Great Wall one of the best methods of keeping out unwelcome visitors. "I'm sure the U.S. will find it equally effective." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudhardfast Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 fuck yeah!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted November 19, 2002 Author Share Posted November 19, 2002 well fuck my uncles cant come over and visit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 the us probably would do it..those fuckin pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Soon they can buy the Great Pyramids so they can construct a wall around every liquor store in the U.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 werd i agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by KRONOLOGIK Soon they can buy the Great Pyramids so they can construct a wall around every liquor store in U.S. heh thatd be kinda cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 where does this crap come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 somehow the london bridge is in arizona...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schick1 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 I wish. fucking immigrants...... and yes i know we all are decendants of immagrants, americans that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 i know but im not american so buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. im indian and mexican . so im a native. fux0|2 j00 455 h0135 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 im all mexican and my parents were immigrants wait they were born here and my grandparents were here and theirs werehereand so on so we were forced to be "americans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 really though america should declare war on mexico and take over...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusto-man Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Re: really though Originally posted by willy.wonka america should declare war on mexico and take over...:rolleyes: again?...dude thats played out already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by platapie where does this crap come from? Originally posted by WhAt_dA_fUcK Weekly World News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by dahighlifdhl im all mexican and my parents were immigrants wait they were born here and my grandparents were here and theirs werehereand so on so we were forced to be "americans" yup im mexican and juaneno indian. and how come we didnt get to name this place? i know my ancestors wouldnt have namend it such a gay ass a name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 w3 pwn j00 wh1t3 81tch35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest YinzerXpress Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 you have to be joking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by YinzerXpress you have to be joking.... n0 fuck1ng j0k3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shameless self promotion Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by KRONOLOGIK Soon they can buy the Great Pyramids so they can construct a wall around every liquor store in U.S. More shit to get up on dunny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion More shit to get up on dunny! 533 h3 kn9w5 wh4t5 up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by rip 533 h3 kn9w5 wh4t5 up _/_/ 3 |2 |) (werd.) :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esai Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Im for building concentration camps for all European immigrants and their descendants, stealing good ol native american factory jobs. Uncle sam will be the first in the furnace, then the Bushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by Esai Im for building concentration camps for all European immigrants and their descendants, stealing good ol native american factory jobs. Uncle sam will be the first in the furnace, then the Bushes. im with you. in fact il help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 fuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion More shit to get up on dunny! Straight up! Never thought of that still. Although I wonder how well Krylon would stick to limestone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 farkers. in real news: supreme court approved wiretapping capabilities of law enforcement agencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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