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US buys Great Wall of China to rebuild along US/Mexico border

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WhAt_dA_fUcK, Nov 18, 2002.

  1. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    According to an anonymous high-level source, the American government is quietly going ahead with plans to pay one hundred billion dollars for the 2,000-year-old structure, with another $15 billion going to transporting expenses.

    A high-ranking government official, speaking to Weekly World News on condition of anonymity, says that President Bush himself came up with the plan to purchase the 4,000-mile-long structure from the cash-poor country of China.

    Once relocated in the U.S., the twenty-five-foot tall barrier will be rebuilt along both the Mexican and Canadian borders, serving as a powerful symbol of our government's resolve to protect American soil in these troubled times.

    "According to the diagrams I saw, there will be armed guards posted every mile or so along the wall," says the source.

    The historic transaction has been slowed by protests from groups vehemently opposed to the relocation of the enormous structure.

    Ma Ming Kang, spokesman for the Chinese Historic Preservation Group, has been lobbying feverishly against the covert deal.

    "China's Great Wall is one of the Great Wonders of the World! To uproot it from its original location would be criminal," says Kang.

    "It would be like selling Mount Rushmore to England!"

    Despite all of the opposition, it seems that the deal is near completion.

    According to eyewitnesses, thousands of Chinese laborers have been hard at work disassembling the wall, and our source says that transporting it to the U.S. could begin as soon as January 2003.

    "Don't be surprised to see convoys of large, unmarked trucks rolling through your neighborhood early next year as the relocation begins," says the unnamed official, who considers the Great Wall a smart purchase.

    "Over thousands of years, the Chinese found the Great Wall one of the best methods of keeping out unwelcome visitors.

    "I'm sure the U.S. will find it equally effective."
  2. loudhardfast

    loudhardfast Member

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  3. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

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    well fuck my uncles cant come over and visit.....
  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    the us probably would do it..those fuckin pigs.
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    Soon they can buy the Great Pyramids so they can construct a wall around every liquor store in the U.S.
  7. •nakone•

    •nakone• Member

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  8. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    heh thatd be kinda cool.
  9. platapie

    platapie Guest

    where does this crap come from?
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    somehow the london bridge is in arizona......
  11. schick1

    schick1 Guest

    I wish. fucking immigrants...... and yes i know we all are decendants of immagrants, americans that is.
  12. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    i know but im not american so buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. im indian and mexican . so im a native. fux0|2 j00 455 h0135
  13. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
    im all mexican
    and my parents were immigrants

    wait they were born here
    and my grandparents were here
    and theirs werehereand so on
    so we were forced to be "americans"
  14. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    really though

    america should declare war on mexico and take over...:rolleyes:
  15. rusto-man

    rusto-man Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2001 Messages: 988 Likes Received: 0
    Re: really though

    again?...dude thats played out already.