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Unwritten code of the open road

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WISE, Aug 5, 2002.

  1. WISE

    WISE Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 526 Likes Received: 0
    Perhaps i am being too naive but is this really true?

    Are hitchhikers expected to perform sexual favors in return for a ride?
    Does it depend on who picks you up?

    I am sure that if I picked up a fine babe that I'd expect her to get down, but if someone picked me up.....?

    These thoughts come to light as I approach a 3 month roadtrip that I will be taking and hitch hiking would (possibly) be one means of my transportation.
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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  3. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

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  4. E-DubleSkilZ

    E-DubleSkilZ New Jack

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    Youve been watching 2 much Jay and Silent Bobxxxx
  5. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
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    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    i guess you'll have to find out the HARD way (if you know what i mean huh huh).
  7. spec

    spec Guest

  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  9. arc7hyp-1

    arc7hyp-1 Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2002 Messages: 260 Likes Received: 0
    gas, grass or ass..........
  10. postaholic

    postaholic Guest

    shit, if thats tha case.... im going to be picking up female hitch hikers left and right!

  11. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    your also not allowed to spit it into thier ashtray
  12. KaBar

    KaBar Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,397 Likes Received: 28
    Hitching These Days Ain't Too Smart

    I hitch-hiked a million miles back in the day, but I doubt I'd do it today. That business about hitchers being expected to perform sexual favors is bullshit. Even when my girlfriend (later my first wife) was travelling with me, we never got propositioned. I take that back--when I was a kid, fourteen or fifteen, I went through a period where it seemed like I got frequently picked up by homosexual pedophiles who wanted to fuck me. Usually, all it took was me saying, "No thanks, I don't need my dick sucked, pull over right here" to get out of it, but once a guy got pretty forward and put his hand on my knee. I was doing my best to draw my knife when he pulled over and stopped, and I bailed out of the car. He drove off with the door still open.

    I did meet some some crazy-ass motherfuckers hitching.
  13. capindikfays

    capindikfays New Jack

    Joined: Jun 29, 2002 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
    gas. grass or ass,

    nobody rides for free
  14. lostcause

    lostcause New Jack

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    between what cities will you be traveling? it's been a while!
  15. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    when i was 19 i had no choice but to hitchike from a little outside milwuakee to chicago... the guy was a black pothead, about 30-35, straight up bumb, but he didnt give off any signs that he wanted head... i did pay gas though, thats pretty much all he needed, but he also talked allota stupid shit and well, it got annoying, i never hitched again... would i? yes, if i had to, but not for fun.