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Unreal tournament

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by blink_ATX, May 7, 2002.

  1. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

    Unreal tournament

    Discussion started by blink_ATX - May 7, 2002

    if you play this game, AIM me

    lordkaotical

    ut 2003 is coming out i hope your ready
     
  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    shameless self promotion - Replied May 7, 2002

    Ladies,
    Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
    Much Love,
    Shameless
     
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  3. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied May 7, 2002

    damn where are these 'scientist'? four minutes, nine strokes per minute? puh-lease.

    oh, and 2700 feet is just over a half of mile, not 1.5.
     
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  4. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied May 7, 2002

    word...4 minutes and 9 strokes a minute?...were my grandparents included in this because it sounds like it.
     
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  5. rip

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    rip - Replied May 7, 2002

    lol thats funny.
     
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    Pistol - Replied May 7, 2002

    9 strokes per minute.
    damn thats some slow fucking/love-making.

    shit now next time i'm gonna be counting.:(
     
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  7. blink_ATX

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    blink_ATX - Replied May 7, 2002

    umm this thread is about unreal tournament take your stroking elsewhere...
     
  8. Tyler Durden

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    Tyler Durden - Replied May 7, 2002

    hey hey hey

    im busy learning about stats here. take your silly tournament game to a thread for silly tournament games.
     
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  9. shameless self promotion

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    "WHOOOOOAAAA....hold on there. Your on third street!"
     
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  10. High Priest

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    hehehehe
     
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    NoamChomsky - Replied May 7, 2002

    "Monster Kill"

    Give me da twin enforcers and (just like Rosie O'Donnell at a buffet)I will destroy everything in my path.

    "Head Shot" swish balls on yo face son
     
  12. blink_ATX

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    blink_ATX - Replied May 7, 2002

    "people ar always asking me if i know tyler durden"
     
  13. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied May 7, 2002

    i was impersonating dave chappelle, the rest of you guys totally lost me...
     
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  14. OMARNYCAKASW1

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    OMARNYCAKASW1 - Replied May 7, 2002

    HEADSHOTS WITH DA AIMBOT!!!
     
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  15. whoami

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    whoami - Replied May 8, 2002

    18 and playing unreal tournament? a lot? guy your a depressed 13 year old sad because of the black kids scare you at school, and I bet your only up on bathroom stalls, l0rd Ka0s keep ownzing fagg0tz on UT, and quit writting and leave this forum thankyou bye...