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Unreal tournament

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by blink_ATX, May 7, 2002.

  1. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

    if you play this game, AIM me

    lordkaotical

    ut 2003 is coming out i hope your ready
     
  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Ladies,
    Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
    Much Love,
    Shameless
     
  3. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    damn where are these 'scientist'? four minutes, nine strokes per minute? puh-lease.

    oh, and 2700 feet is just over a half of mile, not 1.5.
     
  4. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    word...4 minutes and 9 strokes a minute?...were my grandparents included in this because it sounds like it.
     
  5. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    lol thats funny.
     
  6. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    9 strokes per minute.
    damn thats some slow fucking/love-making.

    shit now next time i'm gonna be counting.:(
     
  7. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

    umm this thread is about unreal tournament take your stroking elsewhere...
     
  8. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    hey hey hey

    im busy learning about stats here. take your silly tournament game to a thread for silly tournament games.
     
  9. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104

    "WHOOOOOAAAA....hold on there. Your on third street!"
     
  10. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
  11. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    "Monster Kill"

    Give me da twin enforcers and (just like Rosie O'Donnell at a buffet)I will destroy everything in my path.

    "Head Shot" swish balls on yo face son
     
  12. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

    "people ar always asking me if i know tyler durden"
     
  13. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    i was impersonating dave chappelle, the rest of you guys totally lost me...
     
  14. OMARNYCAKASW1

    OMARNYCAKASW1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2000 Messages: 1,385 Likes Received: 1
    HEADSHOTS WITH DA AIMBOT!!!
     
  15. whoami

    whoami Guest

    18 and playing unreal tournament? a lot? guy your a depressed 13 year old sad because of the black kids scare you at school, and I bet your only up on bathroom stalls, l0rd Ka0s keep ownzing fagg0tz on UT, and quit writting and leave this forum thankyou bye...
     
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