why write? Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson Universsity in the US. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F- --you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends..............................$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion..............................$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui..............................$8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..............................Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 i got this in an email about a year and a half ago. funny that stuff like this floats around for so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 :lol: that man deserves an award Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted September 26, 2004 Author Share Posted September 26, 2004 oh..oops never seen it before and figured id post it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 nothing on snopes but check this out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted September 26, 2004 Author Share Posted September 26, 2004 ^ hahaha that one is funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 that is straight pimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 yeah, i heard about this long ago.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by KING BLING nothing on snopes but check this out.... There is an article on snopes. http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob There is an article on snopes. http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm http://wordsauce.com/Flicks/pwned.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 dude gets props. g shit, somebody buy him a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/polygraf/diplom/Kuzkin-3.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Those websites take the fun out of urban legends. That story is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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