Jump to content

Unforgetable Wedding [Straight Jacked]


why write?

Recommended Posts

This is a true story about a recent wedding

that took place at Clemson Universsity in the

US.

 

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay

Leno mentioned it.

 

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom

got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the

crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone

for coming, many from long distances, to

support them at their wedding. He especially

wanted to thank the bride's and his family and

to thank his new father-in-law for providing

such a lavish reception.

 

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he

wanted to give everyone a special gift just from

him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's

chair, including the wedding party, was a manila

envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone,

and asked them to open their envelope.

 

 

 

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10

glossy of his bride having sex with the best

man.

 

The groom had gotten suspicious of them

weeks earlier and had hired a private detective

to tail them. After just standing there, just

watching the guests' reactions for a couple of

minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F-

--you!".

 

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and

said, "I'm outta here."

 

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the

morning. While most people would have

canceled the wedding immediately after finding

out about the affair, this guy goes through with

the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His

revenge...making the bride's parents pay over

$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and

reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's

and best man's reputations in front of 300

friends and family members. This guy has balls

the size of church bells. Do you think we might

get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of

this?

 

 

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family

members and

friends..............................$32,000.

 

Wedding photographs commemorating the

occasion..............................$3,000.

 

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations

in Maui..............................$8,500.

 

The look on everyone's face when they see the

8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best

man..............................Priceless.

 

There are some things money can't buy, for

everything else there's MASTERCARD

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This forum is supported by the 12ozProphet Shop, so go buy a shirt and help support!
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...