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Unforgetable Wedding [Straight Jacked]

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by why write?, Sep 26, 2004.

  1. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    This is a true story about a recent wedding
    that took place at Clemson Universsity in the
    US.

    It was in the local newspaper and even Jay
    Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
    After the wedding at the reception, the groom
    got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
    crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
    for coming, many from long distances, to
    support them at their wedding. He especially
    wanted to thank the bride's and his family and
    to thank his new father-in-law for providing
    such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
    wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
    him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
    chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
    envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone,
    and asked them to open their envelope.



    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
    glossy of his bride having sex with the best
    man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them
    weeks earlier and had hired a private detective
    to tail them. After just standing there, just
    watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
    minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F-
    --you!".

    Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
    said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
    morning. While most people would have
    canceled the wedding immediately after finding
    out about the affair, this guy goes through with
    the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
    revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
    $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
    reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
    and best man's reputations in front of 300
    friends and family members. This guy has balls
    the size of church bells. Do you think we might
    get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
    this?


    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family
    members and
    friends..............................$32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the
    occasion..............................$3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations
    in Maui..............................$8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the
    8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
    man..............................Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for
    everything else there's MASTERCARD
     
  2. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    i got this in an email about a year and a half ago. funny that stuff like this floats around for so long.
     
  3. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,008 Likes Received: 523
    :lol:

    that man deserves an award
     
  4. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    oh..oops never seen it before and figured id post it
     
  5. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

  6. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    ^ hahaha that one is funny as hell
     
  7. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    that is straight pimp
     
  8. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    yeah, i heard about this long ago....
     
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  10. S@T@N

    S@T@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
  11. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    dude gets props. g shit, somebody buy him a beer.
     
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  13. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Those websites take the fun out of urban legends.
    That story is amazing.
     
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