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unemployable

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, May 15, 2006.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    so...you want to give me $200 a week for masturbating and making grilled cheese sandwiches all day? cool. oh, and you want to give me a bit extra to help pay rent? but i don't pay rent. well, if you insist.



    i love the first world
     
  2. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Re: unemployment

    I'll give you $200 dollars a week if you can masterbate into the grilled cheeses and then sell them to homeless shelters on a regular basis.
     
  3. Raiden

    Raiden Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 177 Likes Received: 13
    Re: unemployment

    youth allowance/dole + rent assistance + cash in hand work = the australian dream
     
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Re: unemployment

    google has ya back bruh

    ya figgadeel me?
     
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    Joined: Apr 22, 2006 Messages: 1,273 Likes Received: 0
    Re: unemployment

    ....
     
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  6. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Re: unemployment

    So...The sound of the day on Stern the other day was an incredibly akward slurping sound..

    Come to find out it's a sound clip for a pr0n scene. Five guys had performed anal penetration on a single slut and once they were done she gladly milked herself for the semen onto a plate.

    All at once, the six of them were slruping it off the plate...

    If you haven't eaten..You won't now..
     
  7. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Re: unemployment

    well id have to see said clip in order for me to lose my appetitie
     
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    Re: unemployment

    i've seen worse shit than that.


    i used to watch surgical operations on tv while eating dinner after night shifts
     
  9. metronome

    metronome Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,029 Likes Received: 185
    Re: unemployment

    i watched an oriental woman sitting in a bathtub filled with her own vomit, scooping it out with a mixing bowl, driking said vomit and then vomitting it back into her bathtub.

    repeat process.
     
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  10. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    Re: unemployment

    so basicly your looking for a porn gig?

    except you'd have to replace grilled cheese with coke and steak.
     
  11. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Re: unemployment

    Surgical operations don't induce the gag reflex for me..Somehow the control of it all keeps my food down.

    Luckily,, the rediculous thought 5 guys all sucking the sperm off a plate just makes me launch lunch..

    I'll try to find the clip..
     
  12. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Re: unemployment

    My offer still stands.
     
  13. shitting

    shitting Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2003 Messages: 6,381 Likes Received: 84
    Re: unemployment

    I need a job too, but I'm currently refusing to look for one
     
  14. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Banned

    Joined: Nov 17, 2001 Messages: 13,352 Likes Received: 0
    Re: unemployment

    i think im gonna join the navy...fuckin dammit
     
  15. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    Re: unemployment

    I got denied unemployment but prolly gunna win my appeal...$160 bucks a week for doin shit wouldn't be too bad
     
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