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uncle-boy, terrified at KFC

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by uncle-boy, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    yesterday during work i went to KFC for some spicy cajun popcorn chicken. so i get my meal and i retire to my table and start to enjoy the jummy chicken and buiscuit.

    i ran out of soda so i went up to the counter for a refill. well this femine guy comes up and grabs my cup and proceeds to fill it with pepsi. he then asks me "is that a real tattoo?" in a sassy voice.
    No i say its a song i need to remember*.
    he then goes on to ask why and stuff like that. he's already finished refilling the cup, but by then another worker guy walks up (this one is slightly less fem).
    then he asks is that a real tattoo?
    and im like no. i didnt want to explain to him the whole thing.
    the first guy is all staring at me and asks my name.......
    so i tell him, "----"
    he says "donald?".
    no its "----"
    again he asks "donald?"
    no dammit "----"
    "oooooh i see... is that samoan?"
    then the other gay says, "its hawaiian silly"
    then they started talking about how they had a gay chinese manager at another KFC or something.....
    then i ran back to my seat, ate the rest of my food then ran out.
    i thought it was hilarious.

    *i had written on my arm "one love" its a bob marley song. i needed to remember the song cause if they play it on a local radio station here and you call in you with like 1000$. and since i drive truck for a living, i listen to the radio all day.
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    is that a real tattoo?
  3. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

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  4. ThreadHijack

    ThreadHijack New Jack

    Joined: Oct 23, 2002 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, KFC is pretty nasty.
    it's all about popeyes.
    el pollo loco is bomb-diggity, too.
  5. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

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    haha........KFC and Mcdonalds always have gay managers workin there never lik to go there ........
  6. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

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    doh...second, and now third.
  7. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    fucking wierdos, i woulda pinched one of them on the arm
  8. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

  9. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

  10. fizm

    fizm Member

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    how did they confuse writing for a tattoo? unless you wrote it like one of those damn tagger kids

    was he right about your name being hawaiian?

    SHUTMDOWN Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2002 Messages: 642 Likes Received: 0
    Anybody evernoticed the sticker on some KFC drive-thru windows where Col. Sanders is saying something in ebonics, and looks like he's gonna beat your ass with his cain? That shit cracks me up, I'll post it if I can find it.
  12. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    i just wrote with a sharpie. but it looked nothing like a real tattoo.
    and yeah my name is hawaiian.
  13. fizm

    fizm Member

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  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    damn man, maybe you should avoid kfc for a bit
  15. E-DubleSkilZ

    E-DubleSkilZ New Jack

    Joined: Jan 30, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1