Guest uncle-boy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 yesterday during work i went to KFC for some spicy cajun popcorn chicken. so i get my meal and i retire to my table and start to enjoy the jummy chicken and buiscuit. i ran out of soda so i went up to the counter for a refill. well this femine guy comes up and grabs my cup and proceeds to fill it with pepsi. he then asks me "is that a real tattoo?" in a sassy voice. No i say its a song i need to remember*. he then goes on to ask why and stuff like that. he's already finished refilling the cup, but by then another worker guy walks up (this one is slightly less fem). then he asks is that a real tattoo? and im like no. i didnt want to explain to him the whole thing. the first guy is all staring at me and asks my name....... so i tell him, "----" he says "donald?". no its "----" again he asks "donald?" no dammit "----" "oooooh i see... is that samoan?" no. then the other gay says, "its hawaiian silly" then they started talking about how they had a gay chinese manager at another KFC or something..... then i ran back to my seat, ate the rest of my food then ran out. i thought it was hilarious. *i had written on my arm "one love" its a bob marley song. i needed to remember the song cause if they play it on a local radio station here and you call in you with like 1000$. and since i drive truck for a living, i listen to the radio all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 is that a real tattoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 hahaha firstaroos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreadHijack Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 yeah, KFC is pretty nasty. it's all about popeyes. el pollo loco is bomb-diggity, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 haha........KFC and Mcdonalds always have gay managers workin there never lik to go there ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 doh...second, and now third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 fucking wierdos, i woulda pinched one of them on the arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 http://images.usatoday.com/money/photos/kfc-colonel.jpg'> hmmmm...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by angry xbox i woulda pinched one of them on the arm :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 how did they confuse writing for a tattoo? unless you wrote it like one of those damn tagger kids was he right about your name being hawaiian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Anybody evernoticed the sticker on some KFC drive-thru windows where Col. Sanders is saying something in ebonics, and looks like he's gonna beat your ass with his cain? That shit cracks me up, I'll post it if I can find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by fizm how did they confuse writing for a tattoo? unless you wrote it like one of those damn tagger kids was he right about your name being hawaiian? i just wrote with a sharpie. but it looked nothing like a real tattoo. and yeah my name is hawaiian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 http://www.whileyouweresleeping.com/issuearchive/issue14/images/newa02.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 damn man, maybe you should avoid kfc for a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 KFC will Kill U !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 I HEAR KFC ISNT EVEN REAL CHICKEN ANY MORE WHICH IS WHY THEY CALL IT KFC INSTEAD OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.... MIGHT JUST BE A RUMOR THOUGH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by uncle-boy and since i drive truck for a living, i listen to the radio all day. if you drive a truck for a living, how the hell do you have the time to post on here so much... i stopped eating kfc a long time ago, when i found out about their beakless, wingless chickens in a cage hidden deep in jersey.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by YinzerXpress I HEAR KFC ISNT EVEN REAL CHICKEN ANY MORE WHICH IS WHY THEY CALL IT KFC INSTEAD OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.... MIGHT JUST BE A RUMOR THOUGH? Rumor. That was a popular e-mail hoax about a year ago.' Found this in about 15 seconds. GO INTERNET! http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/HBUrbanMyths.shtml#kfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Re: Re: uncle-boy, terrified at KFC Originally posted by yoshy i stopped eating kfc a long time ago, when i found out about their beakless, wingless chickens in a cage hidden deep in jersey.... See my post above ... jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Re: Re: uncle-boy, terrified at KFC Originally posted by yoshy if you drive a truck for a living, how the hell do you have the time to post on here so much... i dont work everyday. and i wake up way before i have to go to work so i post up here. i also have access to a computer at night.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 good stuff, i guess i dont even think about computers at night, b/c i sit in front of one all day long! yoshy:dazed: and pmb, no way man, i still believe in freeing the juicy suculent beakless chickens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 KFC sucks ass.........its all about the wendys jr. bacon cheeseburger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~ KFC sucks ass.........its all about the wendys jr. bacon cheeseburger RIP Dave Thomas oner with the square burger tactics. (someone said that in an old thread about the 99cent Jr. bacon cheese burger, i still think its one of the funniest things ever said) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 here i found it in the thread "gods greatest creation ever?" Originally posted by Wilt rip dave thomas oner....your square burger tactics with a sidekick of chicken cuerdonblue has server writers like a pimp slappin a ho since way back..now bring your daughter to get fucked!that bitch wendy has it coming to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 "what kine tatto is dat?, dats the kine tattoo, make me say, thats one nice tattoo!" hehehehe, ralsto would have flirted back for the hell of it like the guy at bostons. hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by el barto "what kine tatto is dat?, dats the kine tattoo, make me say, thats one nice tattoo!" hehehehe, ralsto would have flirted back for the hell of it like the guy at bostons. hehehehe oh no you di'int!!!!! and it's....... "that's a nice tatto, that's the kind of tatto that makes me say, that's a nice tattoo, what kind is that? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 DPC attracts gay people:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 haha..maybe you look gay to gay people..im just kidding homie..:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 I once had a gay asian man try that shit while i was paying for classes. He said my name was unusual and he liked it. It isn't. ONE LOVE MY NIGGAZ http://dmxcenter.homestead.com/files/Resize_Wizard_1.jpg'> (YES IT'S REAL, CAUSE WE KEEP IT REAL MY NIGGAZ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 damn dog. and i thought you were gonna say there were narcs in there all winking asking if you wanted "extra biscuits" and shit. in my town it seems like every little no appointment style hair cut joint has a transvestite working there. i've been a barber shop only man for over a decade, nah mean? i'd go with wendy's only for a while. as aforementioned in the thread, though, popeye's and el pollo loco is the shit. i gotta get back to the west coast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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