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um..is toilet paper bad for your asshole?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BROWNer, Oct 3, 2002.

  1. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    i am not shitting you.

    someone today was ramblin' on to me
    about toilet paper being really really
    bad for your ass. all those miniscule fibers
    glinting, gliding and stabbing...........
    they said that there have been cases of
    cancer due to wiping your ass, which i find
    hard to believe but..............
    this was all said to me with no hint of humor
    or prevarication...
    i'm thinking they were full of shit..but..
    ?
     
  2. drunken phil

    drunken phil Guest

    this from someone whose username is BROWNer...am i stupid or is it funny?
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    what's the alternative?

    Public bidets ?
     
  4. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    hahaha..like i said, i am not shitting you. ahem.
     
  5. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    well...yea..bidets..........
    what about certain cloth material??
    instead of a rack of toilet paper, you
    could have a rack of shit shammies...?
     
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    or just do like that do in the middle-east...
    never use your left hand for eating!

    there's been a case of cancer for every single human condition.
    You sit on you ass and get butt cancer,
    so you go running and get skin cancer.
     
  7. PAYROLL

    PAYROLL Guest

    genius=person who successfully markets the shit chamois
     
  8. use the 3 shell system....what? you dont know what it is? hahahaha


    seriously, i dunno man. Could be depending on how much you shit or how hard you wipe...i cant believe that topic...jeez anyway, best alternative is to wash your ass but i'm sure that some weirdo that you speak to would claim that soap is equally disasterous.

    On a sidenote i love talking to people with 'theories' you should talk to Athens cab drivers Brown, shit's more complex than an uberto eco book.


    On another sidenote i recall some other weird situaton you had with a former psyops member, i never asked but what is that shit? psyops???
     
  9. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    haha zesto knows the deal, although i was under
    the impression that was in india...(?)

    tesseract...wha?????? i need further questioning....

    i don't know, all day i've been mulling over the fact
    that toilet paper is wood. tiny ass slivers mashed up
    into a squat square..
     
  10. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117

    demolition man!
    i love that bad bad movie.
     
  11. FUGITIVE

    FUGITIVE Guest

    no.................unless u use sand paper........ouch:spent:
     
  12. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    yo son, it's all about the baby wipes...

    on another note.... i'm looking to leave the states. browner, how bout you relocate to montreal... i hear it's the land of 1 million hot bunz. i'll be your new roommate. haha. leave the states, get a new albert ayler pad of funk, and pull a new french canadian bird all in one shot... hell, i'm a small part french canadian... i'm gettin frisky- i've had a few newcastles....
     
  13. socrates

    socrates Guest

    I use the moist toillettes I get from IHOP
     
  14. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
    I remember 3 shell system. Was hard at first but paid off.
     
  15. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    FEAUCAULT'S PENDULUM PERHAPS?
     
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