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Uhm...Tease....what the hell happened?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Feb 10, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    So a week ago you were telling all of us that by "this time next week" you'd be living out of your car with only your wits and cunning to protect you, eating canned beans down by the tracks and selling "keep it rail" shirts out of your trunk to buy your way into the local soup kitchen.

    But you're still here....

    What gives?
     
  2. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    tease's integrity should give you enough evidence for you to believe that he really was living out of his car with only his wits and cunning to protect him....
     
  3. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Dude, tease......I thought we were buddies....you should have known someone would have created this thread sooner or later. Relax guy...I could have made this thread way more condescending.....take a joke like you do candy from strangers

    Tease........don't make me be the Lex Luthor to your Superman....or your snake to your mongoose
     
  4. A what the hell happened thread?


    we're still waiting for that -posetobeaphotographerwhilehottieswereonthedick- flicks lens
     
  5. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    but dude, you didnt answer the question. all you had to say is like "me and my parents worked it out" thats it. no one cares that much. seriously. i prefered the old tease better, the one that used to make a thread about every little detail in his life, this new one is far to serious.
     
  6. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    you should know by now that all TEASE wants is some attention.

    :king:
     
  7. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    youve gone so bitter.
     
  8. I R NET GANG

    I R NET GANG Banned

    Joined: Jan 29, 2004 Messages: 111 Likes Received: 0
    WHITE people, when will they ever learn?
     
  9. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    He answered this in a couple other threads...
     
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Mum: Teasola, could you please take out the garbage?

    Teasola: FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH! I'M TRYING TO MACK ON THE E-HUNNIES!!!

    Mum: OK, honeymuffin, whenever you get a chance alright?

    Teasola: FUCK THIS SHIT! GET OFF THE NUTS AND GET IT YOURSELF, NAH'MEAN??!

    Mum: Sweetiepie, I really wish you wouldn't talk to me like that....

    Teasola: JESUS CHRISTOLA! I CAN'T LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE HOUSE ANYMORE! FIRST YOU SAY I CAN'T BRING OVER GIRLS, THEN YOU LIMIT MY INTERNET TIME.....LIFE IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR! I HATE MYSELF, I HATE YOU, I HATE EVERYTHING! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO THE TEASOLA??! I HAVE IT SO FUCKING BAD! I AM SO OUTTA HERE AFTER I'VE HAD THE DINNER YOU MADE ME, YOU FUCKING CORNBALL WHORE!!!!!

    Mum: OK Sugarbunch, I'll iron your 2Pac jammie-jams and and we'll work this out in the morning....

    Teasola: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    ....and so forth.
     
  11. old*824

    old*824 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2003 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahhahaha....

    tease keeps it rail.

    one day young wigger...you might just have to brave the real world.

    and these are the days of our lives.
     
  12. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    i dunno i thought it was pretty obvious that things got worked out if he's still commin on the site....think people cmon just because its the internet dont mean you dont have to think...
     
  13. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311

    best line, hands down
     
  14. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,083 Likes Received: 60
    at least someone thinks so.

    Oh, and Dazzle, you killed it.
     
  15. Daddy Screw

    Daddy Screw Member

    Joined: Jun 15, 2002 Messages: 551 Likes Received: 29
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

    Dazzle that post made me laugh more than any post i've ever read on 12oz.

    Tease, I done told your punk ass you weren't going anywhere, lol, don't worry about all the haters man, they love you really, but all the lovers hate you really.
     
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