Tyler Durden Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 muahahaha....you know it. the other day i was driving home and spot this chainsaw on the side of the road, so i grab it. all im thinking of is how i've been watching american psycho 12 or so times in the past week and giggling hysterically. i decided i wanted to be a real hemi thug and paint it gold, and put some diamonds in it. so i started painting it gold and am looking for diamonds or jewels to epoxy to it and possibly scribe my name into it...mmmm fancy. http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00220829f00000004.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/new!!/PIC00020.jpg'> sadness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 if the saw works, can i have it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 10, 2002 Author Share Posted July 10, 2002 if the saw works, can i have it? why the hell would i do that?!?!?!? i want it for killin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 but i wanted to kill people with it. you're no fun tyler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wintersouls Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 you should of painted it pink..only cool people have pink chainsaws! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 who the fuck finds a chainsaw on the side of the road? ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Won't the paint clog the whole sawing mechanism thingamajig?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest symon Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Was that chainsaw covered in blood when you found it? If so it's mine... But I warn you it won't work. A couple a months back I was finishing off cutting up some dudes body and some of the bone marrow got jammed in the back, so the motor is all screwy... Whatever, guess it's back to the good ol' butcher knife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 10, 2002 Author Share Posted July 10, 2002 ..........it still works. also, i found a bunch of old steak knives. im gonna take the blades and put them all over the saw so its like a sawing/stabbing combo. i almost wish i was kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 http://www.blueiceonline.com/howsite/titles/icefall/face.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 bling-tatstic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 it needs rims... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 thats awesome man, you might want to give it another coat though, i can see some of the yellow coming through. you should put some type of sealer on it when your done, so that after you carve into someone you can wipe off their blood and not worry about taking off any paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 id bring the chainsaw to a show and dance with it in the pits....now i can show up all the fat 40 yr olds who think there the shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 thatd be swell to cut through beef and other bs, although i think bs can usually just be squashed, whereas beef needs to be cut and grilled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 http://www.pked.net/files/899/sofie.jpg'> "Thats cute." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 vagina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 ive put a bad amount of thought into this but... make sure you wait atleast 8 hours before you do anything with your body so the blood can coagulate/settle and... have a handy dandy walk-in freezer you can freeze homeboy with after coagulation to cut him up after atleast 20 minutes in a 15 degree freezer (gotta be positive) for minimal(sp) mess or... you can be gangtsa and hang em upside with a slit throat in your bathtub running warm water over their neck wound (its gotta be a fresh kill tho) to drain em out pretty damn good then its woodchipper/pig farm/ocean/wrapped up in a burning carpet from there or go old school by givin them a columbian necktie by slittin their throat, pullin the tounge out through the slit an the kick em in the dome before you leave (its gotta be gangsta) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- it needs rims... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by SHELLTOES who the fuck finds a chainsaw on the side of the road? ha ha ha who the fuck leaves one on the road side?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 you should add a CB to that mofo, and get like a 10-foot whip antennae! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 i got a dope stereo and some subs if u wanna attach them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drunken phil Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by sneak who the fuck leaves one on the road side?? i found a fully operational subwoofer on the side of the road once. i diddnt take it at the time b/c i diddnt know what the helll it was...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest x 123 GO! x Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 I'm not really sure if I'm going to come visit you after all Tyler.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 10, 2002 Author Share Posted July 10, 2002 shutup...you know your coming. or else i'll come find you. muahahahaha.....we can go cut things up and shit. what happened to your other name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 there was a chainsaw scene in "Scarface" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 tyler . . . . that is the raddest thing i have ever seen in my life. keep us updated fo reel ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 dude, that is fucking awesome. i think i'm gonna steal one of my dad's saws and paint it pink now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by Smart you should add a CB to that mofo, and get like a 10-foot whip antennae! haha yeah money!!!!!!!!!!!$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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