imported_dowmagik Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Last year a week or two before Thanksgiving I decided to get a body piercing I had wanted for quite some time but always chickened out. The "apadrayva" is when a barbell is placed vertically through the head of your penis. Due to the placement of the piercing, lots and lots of blood exits your penis. For about a week. From previous genital piercings I knew that the best way to catch the blood is to put a latex glove over your member and secure it on with a rubberband. Several days after recieving the beloved piercing I was hanging out with some friends of mine at a housing complex used mainly by UO students. I was introduced to a beautiful girl, Kelly, and was invited to a party at her house later on that night. When boredom started to set in that evening we all decided to go back to Kelly's house. The party was pretty chill, and people were starting to leave. Somehow after about an hour the only people there were me and Kelly. She was a painter so we chatted art for a while and eventually started making out. My still injured unit would be no good for me tonight, but I figured what the fuck, I can warm this bitch up and cut her when I'm healed. We made out for a while longer and I decided I would be a nice guy and eat it. While down doing my oral magic I felt something wet in my pants. I shrugged it off and kept at it. After she came I stood up, then realizing what had happened. I had forgotten to secure the glove with a rubberband. IT HAD FALLEN OFF. My pants were soaked in blood, as were her socks ( don't ask) and her white couch. This was not a little mess. The blood covered the entire front of my pants and even the back. It looked like I rolled in a giant puddle of blood. Her couch, which looked like it had cost a pretty penny was another story. From her moving around it has gotten smeared all over the cushions. I apologized, explained what had happened and she took it very well. I left, accidently forgetting my glasses and belt. I returned a few days later to retrieve my forgotten property. She explained that she was able to clean the blood up very easily and it was no big deal. When she was in the bathroom I lifted up one of the cushions, flipped it over and inspected it. There, plain as day was the big stain of penis blood I had graced her with several nights before. I never called her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 that whole story is gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 That’s what you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Lesson to be learned.... - One hole is enough when it come to down there - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I would've totally called her back and asked if she wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 if i can remember correctly there was a reason why you werent meant to put metal objects in your penis....oh yeah, THIS IS IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 :lol: what a skank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity :lol: what a skank exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 i cant start to imagine what that is like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 whats the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 you shoulda asked her for a tampon, then put it in your urethra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Lesson to be learned.... - One hole is enough when it come to down there - Well Said.....Let's just hope all the Baby12ozG's take it all in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I was thinking about piercing my butthole. Do you guys think thats a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 i always cring when people talk about genital piercings. i think it's really a bad idea. check this out to see what i mean... BODY MODIFICATIONS GONE WRONG!!!! go to the section called "risks" and check out the photos. you might just vomit.www.molokosynthemesc.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilgoretrout Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 reading this thread makes my penis cringe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 bozack, that site must be down, not like i was looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Propaganda Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I would of made her suck on it. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by Propaganda I would of made her suck on it. :rolleyes: bitches want their redwings too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by hold the cup bozack, that site must be down, not like i was looking. ooops. well let me tell you it's full of infections, botched jobs, really nauseating shit. oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 so the peircing goes in vertically, how does that work ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by BOZACK ooops. well let me tell you it's full of infections, botched jobs, really nauseating shit. oh well all i got was some gay chatroom kind of shit, didn't see any gruesome ness,:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Lesson to be learned.... - One hole is enough when it come to down there - yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL so the peircing goes in vertically, how does that work ? how does it work? i dont know what youre exactly asking...but heres a cutesy picture i stole from bmezine.com: http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/09-male/apa/sample.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by dowmagik Last year a week or two before Thanksgiving I decided to get a body piercing I had wanted for quite some time but always chickened out. The "apadrayva" is when a barbell is placed vertically through the head of your penis. Due to the placement of the piercing, lots and lots of blood exits your penis. For about a week. From previous genital piercings I knew that the best way to catch the blood is to put a latex glove over your member and secure it on with a rubberband. Several days after recieving the beloved piercing I was hanging out with some friends of mine at a housing complex used mainly by UO students. I was introduced to a beautiful girl, Kelly, and was invited to a party at her house later on that night. When boredom started to set in that evening we all decided to go back to Kelly's house. The party was pretty chill, and people were starting to leave. Somehow after about an hour the only people there were me and Kelly. She was a painter so we chatted art for a while and eventually started making out. My still injured unit would be no good for me tonight, but I figured what the fuck, I can warm this bitch up and cut her when I'm healed. We made out for a while longer and I decided I would be a nice guy and eat it. While down doing my oral magic I felt something wet in my pants. I shrugged it off and kept at it. After she came I stood up, then realizing what had happened. I had forgotten to secure the glove with a rubberband. IT HAD FALLEN OFF. My pants were soaked in blood, as were her socks ( don't ask) and her white couch. This was not a little mess. The blood covered the entire front of my pants and even the back. It looked like I rolled in a giant puddle of blood. Her couch, which looked like it had cost a pretty penny was another story. From her moving around it has gotten smeared all over the cushions. I apologized, explained what had happened and she took it very well. I left, accidently forgetting my glasses and belt. I returned a few days later to retrieve my forgotten property. She explained that she was able to clean the blood up very easily and it was no big deal. When she was in the bathroom I lifted up one of the cushions, flipped it over and inspected it. There, plain as day was the big stain of penis blood I had graced her with several nights before. I never called her back. i wouldnt have thought that the type of freak willing to pierce his dick would care if a hot girl couldnt be fucked to wipe up some blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity bitches want their redwings too word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 Re: Re: true story...might entertain some Originally posted by Rectum i wouldnt have thought that the type of freak willing to pierce his dick would care if a hot girl couldnt be fucked to wipe up some blood. youre obviously quite the thinker :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 why???:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 why what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by dowmagik how does it work? i dont know what youre exactly asking...but heres a cutesy picture i stole from bmezine.com: http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/09-male/apa/sample.gif'> ah, i see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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