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true story...might entertain some

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_dowmagik, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    Last year a week or two before Thanksgiving I decided to get a body piercing I had wanted for quite some time but always chickened out. The "apadrayva" is when a barbell is placed vertically through the head of your penis. Due to the placement of the piercing, lots and lots of blood exits your penis. For about a week. From previous genital piercings I knew that the best way to catch the blood is to put a latex glove over your member and secure it on with a rubberband. Several days after recieving the beloved piercing I was hanging out with some friends of mine at a housing complex used mainly by UO students. I was introduced to a beautiful girl, Kelly, and was invited to a party at her house later on that night. When boredom started to set in that evening we all decided to go back to Kelly's house. The party was pretty chill, and people were starting to leave. Somehow after about an hour the only people there were me and Kelly. She was a painter so we chatted art for a while and eventually started making out. My still injured unit would be no good for me tonight, but I figured what the fuck, I can warm this bitch up and cut her when I'm healed. We made out for a while longer and I decided I would be a nice guy and eat it. While down doing my oral magic I felt something wet in my pants. I shrugged it off and kept at it. After she came I stood up, then realizing what had happened. I had forgotten to secure the glove with a rubberband. IT HAD FALLEN OFF. My pants were soaked in blood, as were her socks ( don't ask) and her white couch. This was not a little mess. The blood covered the entire front of my pants and even the back. It looked like I rolled in a giant puddle of blood. Her couch, which looked like it had cost a pretty penny was another story. From her moving around it has gotten smeared all over the cushions. I apologized, explained what had happened and she took it very well. I left, accidently forgetting my glasses and belt. I returned a few days later to retrieve my forgotten property. She explained that she was able to clean the blood up very easily and it was no big deal. When she was in the bathroom I lifted up one of the cushions, flipped it over and inspected it. There, plain as day was the big stain of penis blood I had graced her with several nights before. I never called her back.
  2. mapo returns

    mapo returns Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 687 Likes Received: 0
    that whole story is gross
  3. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    That’s what you get.
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Lesson to be learned....

    - One hole is enough when it come to down there -
  5. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    I would've totally called her back and asked if she wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
  6. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    if i can remember correctly there was a reason why you werent meant to put metal objects in your penis....oh yeah, THIS IS IT!
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6

    what a skank
  8. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
  9. D3N53one

    D3N53one Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 1,484 Likes Received: 0
    i cant start to imagine what that is like.
  10. shitmop-1$

    shitmop-1$ Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2002 Messages: 1,728 Likes Received: 1
  11. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
    you shoulda asked her for a tampon, then put it in your urethra.
  12. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    Well Said.....Let's just hope all the Baby12ozG's take it all in...
  13. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
    I was thinking about piercing my butthole. Do you guys think thats a good idea.
  14. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    i always cring when people talk about genital piercings. i think it's really a bad idea.

    check this out to see what i mean...

    go to the section called "risks" and check out the photos.
    you might just vomit.www.molokosynthemesc.com
  15. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0