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*true story about Cigars*

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *true story about Cigars*

    Discussion started by WebsterUno - Nov 26, 2003

    true? maybe .. . maybe not .. .
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    A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
    cigars,
    then insured them against fire among other things.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
    cigars
    and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the
    policy,
    the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
    small
    fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious
    reason:
    that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued...and won!

    In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
    that
    the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated, nevertheless, that the
    lawyer
    held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the
    cigars
    were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
    fire,
    without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was
    obligated to pay the claim.

    Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
    company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his
    loss
    of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the
    insurance
    company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!

    With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case
    being
    used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning
    his
    insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a
    $24,000.00
    fine.

    This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent
    Criminal
    Lawyers Award Contest.

    ONLY IN AMERICA!!! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS!!

    ---------------------------------

    my cuzz sent this to me via email.
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- 12oz Veteran Member

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 26, 2003

    I love hearing about people who try to pull a fast one and get jerked around themselves.

    [/formating?]
     
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  3. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Nov 26, 2003

    *believe*

    oh, sorry, I cut
    and pasted that chit
    from an email.



    karma
     
  4. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin 12oz Veteran Member

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    SteveAustin - Replied Nov 26, 2003

    ha-ha....thats fucking awesome...gotta love the short-sightedness of the greedy, yet sly mother fucker.
     
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  5. AGENT SICKS

    AGENT SICKS New Jack

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    AGENT SICKS - Replied Nov 26, 2003

    another true story about cigars, a few freinds and i were smoking chronic and i lit up a cigar. i lit the wrong end, so i gave it to my freind and told him to smoke it. I put the lit end in his mouth and he tried to smoke it. He then exhaled when nothing came out and never acknowledged the burning sensation the cigar should have gave him. Mines not as cool as yours.
     
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  6. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Nov 26, 2003

    ive heard that before...
    still funny though..
     
  7. When

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    wrong end of a cigar huh?
    you lying shithead
     
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  8. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 28, 2003

    The whole world thinks you're nuts...unless that what you mean:dazed:
     
  9. When

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    what did you say about my nuts?
     
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  10. wiseguy

    wiseguy 12oz Elite Member

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    wiseguy - Replied Nov 28, 2003

    frivilous lawsuits!
     
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  11. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Nov 28, 2003

    *believe*

    <------------deeez nizzutz!



    :lol:
     
  12. old*824

    old*824 12oz Senior Member

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    old*824 - Replied Nov 28, 2003

    24 g's on top of 24 four months prison time is harsh...but i dont see how he didnt see that coming.

    karma's a motherfucker.
     
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  13. Rectum

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    Rectum - Replied Nov 28, 2003

    only in america would someone go to the effort of making up such an obvioulsy untrue story
     
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