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true life: i have a summer share

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JFKFC, Jan 10, 2004.

  1. JFKFC

    JFKFC Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 25, 2003 Messages: 108 Likes Received: 0
    this is the funniest thing that i have ever seen. thank you mtv. i forgive you for all the things you've done to piss me off over the years (aka everything that's been on mtv since they cancelled 120 minutes.) i laughed so hard at this show that it physically hurt. the kangols....the tribal tattoos...the sleeveless t-shirts....the house music......eating "steak sangwitches and cheese bawls".....the fighting...the new jersey accents.....oh my god. and if that guy knew how much laughter i've had at his expense, he would want to give me a "knuckle sangwitch." even if you never watch mtv i recommend this show to anyone--as long as you like to laugh at meatheads. you will not be disappointed. i'm laughing to myself again just thinking about it.
     
  2. king kong

    king kong Banned

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 2,292 Likes Received: 0
    where my cheeseballs?

    :lol:
     
  3. Manifesto

    Manifesto Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 1, 2003 Messages: 227 Likes Received: 0
    i havent seen it, but whats a Summer Share?
     
  4. JFKFC

    JFKFC Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 25, 2003 Messages: 108 Likes Received: 0
    well from what i learned on the show, a summer share is when a bunch of beefed up guido meatheads rent a summer house on the jersey shore. in order to live in the summer share, it is mandatory that you have a horrible tribal tattoo and wear kangol hats at all times. you are not allowed to own any t-shirt with sleeves on them, because they will hide your "guns" and also block the jersey girls from seeing your tribal tattoo. you can only wear wife beaters and sleeveless shirts and you are required to wear a big gawdy chain with a cross on it. also, i learned that "fatfuck" is one word. i still don't even know exactly what cheeseballs are, so anyone from jersey i'd love to get a heads up on that shit. also, to live in a summer share you need to wear windpants and fight people. if someone gives you a parking ticket, you need to tell them they will never be a cop in this town again and ask if they are "tret'ning me?" and the most important lesson of all, if you live in a summer share, you do not eat sandwiches you eat sangwhiches.
     
  5. BUCK FUSH

    BUCK FUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2003 Messages: 699 Likes Received: 0
    Aint no body gonna respect my girl in my territory....haha what a fucking guido. Did anyone else see the fucking skeezy jersey girls that fatass was trying to pull. that shit was hilarious
     
  6. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    its on right now from 3-4 so you can get the other half of it
    (wooptydoo)
     
  7. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I want to see this one.....
     
  9. PatTheBeaver

    PatTheBeaver Member

    Joined: Feb 4, 2003 Messages: 409 Likes Received: 0

    hahahahahahah i caught that too!
     
  10. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
  11. BUCK FUSH

    BUCK FUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2003 Messages: 699 Likes Received: 0
    as an added bonus he drove a brand new caddy(official guido mobile) but still lived in mommys basement.
     
  12. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    It's really fun to laugh at other people's lifestyles. Especially when such lifestyles involve

    A) Consumption based on credit
    B) Excessive Materialism
    C) False Machismo
    D) Lack of Value
    E) Blind Consumerism
    F) Lack of education and or perspective in life.
     
  13. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    the beaches there must be toxicly nice!
     
  14. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 429
    i just saw that today, wow, how nj parallels long island, scary!
     
  15. Manifesto

    Manifesto Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 1, 2003 Messages: 227 Likes Received: 0
    very scary...
    and they are the ones filling up all the clubs in the boroughs.
    and not people from nyc filling up the clubs in nyc.
     
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