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Trip To Mexico

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Tough Love, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    well me and some frnds have been thinking about a roadtrip to mexico from vancouver in the summer. Now, i know this is probably a little nuts, so i wanna hear if anyone here has done something similar. Im sure youve all gone to mexico, so how was it? You guys have any advice regarding this vague trip plan we've got? Input would be cool. Oh yeah, we're gunna go in one of those big white vans.

    Personally i think driving down there from Vancouver BC is a bit much. Maybe Im wrong
  2. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    take alot of bribe money.
  3. WetPussy

    WetPussy Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 28, 2005 Messages: 144 Likes Received: 1
    your loco dog, a plane ticket would be cheaper/faster/safer/funner/more reasonable/sexier/bigger is better/dickhair.
  4. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    some friends of mine drove from vancouver to tj last year. i guess they did it in two days.... that was straight driving. its doable for sure, its probably closer than driving to montreal.
    why are you going? for some all inclusive resort? or just to drive around mexico for fun? i mean just go on one of those resort packages if you wanna get drunk on a beach for 7 days. and not worry about anything. but a mexican road trip sounds dope. bring a spanish english dictionary.... if i made it to mexico by car, id drive down to central america.
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    with the price of fuel these days you're better off hopping on a plane. at least then your legs will still work by the time you get there
  6. turbo17livesinhell

    turbo17livesinhell New Jack

    Joined: Aug 9, 2005 Messages: 98 Likes Received: 0
  7. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    Be sure to take someone who is fluent in spanish, otherwise you'll get ripped off alot. I also thinks its best if you fly.
  8. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    a few friends of mine drove down there a few years ago. their van and all their belongings were stolen.
  9. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    ^true story, whenever i go to mexico i let my friend do all the talking for me. My spanish is very broken and i don't want to get jacked.
    If you stick to the tourist attractions you should be ok.
  10. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that you need all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can...
  11. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    take lots of drugs and guns
  12. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    bribe $
    Hit up the pharmacy. I recomend phenobarbitol, xanax bars, Diuladid, lortab and rophynol. Ketamine. Fill H20 bottles with liquid K and pop the seal back on. $10 in mexico quickly becomes $80 up north.

    Check out Lord Black in TJ, 5$ blowjobs if you are so inclined doled out by true professionals. Im not... but thats the word.

    Beware of the water and anything washed in the water. Produce, the lettuce on your sandwich ect ect You CAN get sick.
    Sun tan lotion. Learn from my mistake------> dont forget your feet.
  13. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 401
    Last time I drove to Mexico, I remember waking up in the middle of the night in my tent and discovering my pants (which I was not wearing) were full of vomit. I woke up the girl next to me and angrily exclaimed, "someone threw up in my pants!" To which she replied, "that was you."

    The last thing I remember before that was being on a stage singing "Danke Schoene" (the song Ferris Bueller sings on the parade float) to a stray dog that had followed me into a bar. I later learned that it was not a karaoke bar.

    Mexico is fun.
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    haha...awesome harv.

    I remember being in this bar in mexico where you pretty much bought bottled beer by the case. On one of the walls in the bar they had a complete city scape so it looked like you were outside. I vaguely remember a few dumb asses climbing on it while the majority of the bar threw their empty bottles at the wall behind it. It was definitely one of those 'had to be there' moments.
  15. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    last time i left mexico i was fresh off bribing a tijuana police officer who had stopped me for walking around with an open beer... (about 5 people had told me to ditch the beer, both friends and complete stangers)
    i wouldn't of been able to do this with out my spanish speaking friend.

    so yes always have a little extra cash on your person, (or follow the laws) and someone who can speak some spanish.