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Trick me once, shame on me

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deterrent, Oct 9, 2005.

  1. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Racked my balls four times today.

    Today starts nice, I wake up at 11:30, wash the sticky off myself,
    eat some cucumber slices with salt and saracha, and get out on
    my bike to flick the action of the past several days.

    I come across my first wall of the day, while taking a gander my
    front wheel hits a rather large rock jaring my handle bars square
    in my nuts, I sit for a second and take my flicks, I go to leave
    and I hit the very same rock again sending it to the exact same
    spot of my nuts. As I go down the street (again I'm not paying attention)
    my tire hit an 1" wide by 12" high pole sticking out of the ground
    rendering my bike motionless but sending my body foward and my
    nuts to the hadlebars. FUCK... this one hurt bad. I sit down my girl
    calls and ten minutes after getting off the phone I attempt to hop
    my bike up an 18" curb... this final one did it, I was on the ground at
    cicero and lake (not the greatest spot) with my hand down
    my pants checking if a both boys were present.

    This was 6hours ago, my nuts feel like I need to cum real bad and
    they're super sore.
     
  2. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    damn that sucks deter..hopefully you recover.
     
  3. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I actually laughed at the ridiculous improbability of this but that is really terrible.
    Some days it's better to just not leave the house.
     
  4. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    I haven't injured my nuts in a long time. We have these swinging doors on low cabinets at work that have a sharp corner right at nut level on most people. Somebody gets their balls destroyed on those things every day.


    On another note, I was on call tonight fixing this Korean girl's laptop and I kept thinking she was going to pull out an octopus and do something with it. That's what I get for watching Oldboy at 4:00 in the morning and watching other octopus related videos earlier in the day.
     
  5. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Dude, you've gotta be careful with those things...
     
  6. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    The only course of action is castration.
     
  7. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    ***Sorry for the long post, but it's worth it.

    Yeah, I don't think I've hurt my nuts in about 14 years.
    I was really kind of into freestyle-biking. I was riding a
    wheely and attempted to spin the handlebars. I tried to
    better center myself which intailed of me standing up more...
    I ended up crawling on hands and knees home and left my
    bike there for my father to fetch it.

    On a semi-side note between the nut-related injuries and
    the amount of drugs I did in my youth I wounder if I could
    lose the possablity of having my own children.

    On another semi side note, inwhich brings this story full
    circle. The from of birthcontrol called "the ring" is killer. I
    never have heard of it before yesterday but it works like
    the pill... you can cum inside and everything... unforunatly
    I came first and lost the erection so maybe this whole
    nut thing is karmatic.
     
  8. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Before you cum, you see the ring.

    That should be their slogan. Link?
     
  9. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    what works sometimes if ur sacked (depending on the type of sackage) is jumping up really high and landing hard on just ur heals. If your nuts hurt, this will make them stop hurting, unless u were just hit in the nuts and u dont have that pain in the stomach.
     
  10. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
  11. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Thanks Deterrent. That shit sounds ill indeed... I'm gonna try to get my girl on it post-haste.
     
  12. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    at least your getting some puss!
     
  13. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    The ring definitely works on pregnancy, but it still isn't going to help if she goes out and gets the clap on you.
     
  14. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    damn biggus you got a lot of posts quickly.
     
  15. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    If that happens, you need to choke the bitch out.
    Plus theres a cure for that anyways.

    3>cum inside
     
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