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toronto broads vs montreal broads

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Jan Ulrich, Jul 17, 2002.

  1. Jan Ulrich

    Jan Ulrich Guest

    i'd like to take a second here to discuss why all women from toronto are worthless whores. now, not all women from toronto are worthless whores...but, a vast majority(i'd say approximatly 80%) fall into the worthless whore category.

    toronto broads:

    1)stuck up--even the ugly ones are stuck up. like, yo bitch, you're fat and ugly, you have no right to be acting like a supermodel. the hot one's are so snotty it's almost unbearable. the worst part is that i've been programmed to be nice to these malicious sluts simply because i'm scared of ruining that 1% chance i have of getting a blow job from one of them.

    2)image driven--here's an example of a typical coversation i'll have with any one of these whores at a bar.

    broad: what do you do for a living?
    me:i make falafel's down at the pita pit
    broad: oh. bye.

    like what the fuck? is my position in the falafel industry not good enough for you? you need some high profile bank exec to rub your box?

    montreal broads:

    1)they're french so you know they're freaky. french girls are slutty. i like that.

    2)they're ALL hot. now, i could be mistaken on this one because i've only visited montreal a couple times but no matter where i went, there were hot broads. the grocery store--hot broads. the hardware store--hot broads. pizza shop--hot broads. the place is overrun by hot chicks.

    3)they're more approachable than toronto girls. like everything else in montreal, the girls are C.H.I.L.L.I.N'. they're all laid back and in that permanent "yeah, lets rub eachothers privates" kind of state of mind.

    the only thing toronto has one over on montreal is that we have better graf. oh yeah!! i said it.
  2. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    montreal crushes toronoto in every single way.

    their girls aresolutely out of fucking control. ive never seen so many beautiful women in my life.

    their graff... sorry homeboy, but montreal blows you guys out of the water. i hate to be like that, but yo, its the truth. toronto's got some good writers, but montreal is a graff city, toronoto wants to be chicago, thats pathetic.
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    :lol: the falafel industry...

    but it's true... "So what do you do?" is THE Toronto question.
  4. Jan Ulrich

    Jan Ulrich Guest

    whoa whoa whoa. yes, montreal has sick ass bombing. the roll-downs and street level fill in type shit is way ahead of toronto, BUT, toronto's buff is MUCH worse than montreal's. that's one of the main reason's why our bombing seem so lack-lustre in comparison.

    montreal writers have more heart though. i can't front on that.

    how is toronto trying to be like chicago? just wondering cuz i've never been there, i'd like to see the similarities.
  5. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    falafals are fucking gorgeous. i used to work at a muslim restaraunt and please believe mintu made the best damned falafels in the world. falafals, pita, hummus, and those bread cheese things.. and the bread spinach things. damn straight can i get an instant pita orgasm? can i? how about some shisha? no i dont smoke that shit please understand.

  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

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    that has got to be one of the best posts ive ever read jan.
    i didnt have trouble with any of the strippers in toronto, i got invited back to a few houses. but the majority of girls there have some issues youd dont want to fuck with.

    now montreal is great because 90% of the guys are homos and are all fruity, whereas montreal girls get dirty, they like to drink, smoke cigaraettes and fuck. no nonsense, they like you they fuck you its that simple. you see, montreal guys give you the edge with them being so feminine and fruity, you can just slide right in and get dat azz so to speak.

    as for graffiti, montreal wins the bombing contest. toronto has the productions, and all the fancy fairy flying type shit. but montreal takes it for bombing and really being "hardcore" as they say. but hey, lets not count toronto out yet.

    and another thing, i think you are all sleeping on the vancouver/bc girls. now theres some friendly girls. pretty, live in the best part of the country, those girls get down. and they know whats up.

    TT/westside till i die
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    believe it or not...

    there's a large population that 'got the fuck out' of Montreal and moved to Toronto.
    I hear that after living in Montreal for a while, it really starts to feel like a small town.
    I know that can happen in any community, but they say it got bad in Montreal.
    So my point being... now there's a bunch of ex-montreallers doing nights here (in toronto).
    And they sure know how to get busy!

    as per BC... there's a little too much granola in the water, if you catch my drift.
  8. WISE

    WISE Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 526 Likes Received: 0
    this posts settles it!

    I've been trying to find a job for next winter in either montreal or to, but I couldn't decided which was better. I've never been to either and just thought it'd be cool to live/work in either of those cities. I heard that montreal has the french thing happening for it and that TO has a really good music scene.

    I think I'm gonig to try to get a job up in montreal, i like girls more than I like music. honest.

    Also, how bad are the winters up there? I'm used to midwest winters, which aren't very cool, but I'm not ready to go on some outward bound type shit.
  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    winter is not a problem when you're curled up with a girl in a duvet.
    (better chance of that in montreal)
  10. WISE

    WISE Member

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    oh, and realistically, how important is it that I know/speak french if I were to move to montreal? Because that shit ain't happenin.
  11. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    Jan speaks proper. The typical toronto girl is mad stuck up, still. It's really hard to spit game at a broad on the street.

    As for graff, the bombing is way more in Montreal. Still, we have a CRAZY buff, and our cops are much meaner.

    Also, my old English teacher from Montreal told me that Mtl girls are crazy hot because there is so many mixes there.


    go leafs go!
  12. Jan Ulrich

    Jan Ulrich Guest

    yeah, i'm pretty sure not being able to speak french will hold you back when it comes to employment. you gotta remember, half of quebec is made up of english hating frogs.

    and toronto isn't all that bad. you just gotta get past all the superficiality.
  13. WISE

    WISE Member

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  14. CatintheHat

    CatintheHat Junior Member

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    OH MY GOD!

    This was taking infront of Sew's piece in Montreal. I don't know if she is from Montreal or Toronto but damn them Lemon Cup Cakes had me bent. If your reading this baby HOLLA BACK!!!:eek:

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

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