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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shaolinmasta, Jan 28, 2006.

  1. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

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  2. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

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    almost thirty people have looked at this thing and no has had anything to say.


    So I'll just say have fun.
     
  3. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

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  4. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

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  5. John Birch

    John Birch Member

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    more popular than my thread, which confirms my thesis...
     
  6. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    so one time i was masturbating in my living room under a blanket and my grandma sat down and started talking to me, but i said fuck it and decided to keep going and i have to say that was the most pleasurable nut in my life


    grammy wasnt any the wiser...
     
  7. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    its a nice day to jump out the window again
     
  8. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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  9. mindvapors

    mindvapors Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2003 Messages: 6,422 Likes Received: 79
    a friend once told me this story about how someone he knew (or a friend of a friend, you know how it goes) was masturbating in his bed when his sister walked in. he instinctively rolled over to hide this sinful act from her only to end up spraining his penis.

    now after telling this story to others a debate began, of whether or not a penis can be sprained. sprained is to muscle as teasola'ed is to sherry palmer right?

    [​IMG]
    Next on MythBusters, the 12oz team comes clean as to the validity of this story.
     
  10. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    the same thing happened with my friend when his mum walked in. He didn't sprain it though, he just said he heard a big SNAP! sound and it hurt for awhile. I did however read a vice issue where some dude broke his dick when missing on re-entry.Lots of blood and the surgery where the head was removed and sown back on was involved.
     
  11. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

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  12. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

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    dont know about spraining a penis but i did see a guy on real tv who for some reason had to have his penis removed. then he went to a surgeon who took one of the mans fingers and crafted a new functional penis out of it for the guy. shit was pretty nuts.
     
  13. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

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    the doctor turned a finger into a functional penis? No fucking way.
     
  14. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

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    yeah dude, ill look that shit up if i can. i need one of the 12oz detectives to do further research. he was from russia or some shit.


    guess that wasnt so hard. not sure if this is a good article or not havent read it all.

    http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/09/28/16583.html
     
  15. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    I should have known. fucking russians.
     
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