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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shaolinmasta, Jan 28, 2006.

  1. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta 12oz Veteran Member

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    Discussion started by shaolinmasta - Jan 28, 2006

    huh :huh2:
     
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  2. SilentBob

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    SilentBob - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    almost thirty people have looked at this thing and no has had anything to say.


    So I'll just say have fun.
     
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  3. SilentBob

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    SilentBob - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    yeah... have fun.
     
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  4. shaolinmasta

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    shaolinmasta - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    huh :huh2:
     
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    John Birch - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    more popular than my thread, which confirms my thesis...
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    so one time i was masturbating in my living room under a blanket and my grandma sat down and started talking to me, but i said fuck it and decided to keep going and i have to say that was the most pleasurable nut in my life


    grammy wasnt any the wiser...
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    its a nice day to jump out the window again
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    agreed.
     
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    mindvapors - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    a friend once told me this story about how someone he knew (or a friend of a friend, you know how it goes) was masturbating in his bed when his sister walked in. he instinctively rolled over to hide this sinful act from her only to end up spraining his penis.

    now after telling this story to others a debate began, of whether or not a penis can be sprained. sprained is to muscle as teasola'ed is to sherry palmer right?

    [​IMG]
    Next on MythBusters, the 12oz team comes clean as to the validity of this story.
     
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    SilentBob - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    the same thing happened with my friend when his mum walked in. He didn't sprain it though, he just said he heard a big SNAP! sound and it hurt for awhile. I did however read a vice issue where some dude broke his dick when missing on re-entry.Lots of blood and the surgery where the head was removed and sown back on was involved.
     
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    wasa wasa.
     
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    dobsilla - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    dont know about spraining a penis but i did see a guy on real tv who for some reason had to have his penis removed. then he went to a surgeon who took one of the mans fingers and crafted a new functional penis out of it for the guy. shit was pretty nuts.
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    the doctor turned a finger into a functional penis? No fucking way.
     
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    dobsilla - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    yeah dude, ill look that shit up if i can. i need one of the 12oz detectives to do further research. he was from russia or some shit.


    guess that wasnt so hard. not sure if this is a good article or not havent read it all.

    http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/09/28/16583.html
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Jan 29, 2006

    I should have known. fucking russians.
     
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